Mustang Dong

"Mustang Dong" is a song from the Helluva Boss episode "Spring Broken". Blitzo poorly sings along to it in the beginning and during the credits of the episode, which discomforts Loona and Moxxie.

Lyrics
You were the SPICY little demon With the bleach blonde hair Fiendin' for some semen When I caught your stare Thought it might be love But you went too far FUCKED all of my friends And BLEW UP my car

Lit me on FIRE Made me watch rom-coms Made a secret sex tape and SHOWED IT TO MY MOM You were a BITCH kinda generally Now I'm a WET WILD STALLION And I'm RUNNING FREE

You stepped on my nuts And you tore me apart Slapped up my BOOTY And TANGLED my FARTS Cut off my DICK When you shattered MY HEART But it grew back twice as long MUSTANG DONG!!!