Loser, Baby

Loser, Baby is one of the two songs featured in the Hazbin Hotel episode "Masquerade", sung by Husk and Angel Dust.

Lyrics
Husk: So things look bad, and your back's against the wall Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall Can't face the world sober and dopeless You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked Well, let me just say you're correct

Angel Dust: Wait, what?

Husk: You're a loser, baby A loser, goddamn baby You're a fucked up little whiny bitch

Angel Dust: Hey!

Husk: You're a loser, just like me

Angel Dust: Thanks, asshole

Husk: You're a screw's-loose-boozer An only one-star reviews-er You're a power-bottom at rock bottom But you got company

Angel Dust: This supposed to make me feel better?

Husk: There was a time I thought no one could relate To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight! We're all livin' in the same shit-sandwich

Angel Dust: I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak Husk: Haha! And you think that makes you unique? Get outta here, man! We're both losers, baby We're losers, it's okay to be a--

Angel Dust: Coked up, dick-suckin' hoe? Husk: Baby, that's fine by me

Angel Dust: I'm a loser, honey A schmoozer and a dummy But at least I know I'm not alone

Husk: You're a loser Both: Just like me

Husk: I got an appetite for gamblin' Angel Dust: I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find Husk: Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!

Angel Dust: I got no holes left to deflower Husk: I sold my soul to save my power Now I'm on that demon's leash Both: I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

Angel Dust: You're a loser, baby Husk: A loser, but just maybe if we Both: Eat shit together, things will end up differently

Husk: It's time to lose your self-loathin' Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby Play your card, be who you are

Both: A loser, just like me