Beelzebub/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Beelzebub. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Queen Bee"
"Ha ha! How my dirty bitches doing toniiiiight?"

- Beelzebub, to the partygoers

"Ow ow! Y'all ready to part with the Queen Bee of Gluttony"

- Beelzebub, to the partygoers

"Hell yeah! Cuz the honey is flowing tonight, and this bitch bout to get-- Fucking! Wild! LET'S GET IT STARTED!!!"

- Beelzebub, starting her performance "Cotton Candy"

"OW OW! Vortex! The party is buzzin' right now, fuck! I feel like I went little too hard with the confetti this time though, I have, like, a rainbow in my vagina right now."

- Beelzebub, when she sees Vortex.

"Oh hey! Is this the sweet pup you told me about? She's a fuckin' cutie! Where you been hiding, girl?"

- Beelzebub, seeing Loona

"Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now! Tex says you don't get invited out much, I hope this itty-bitty get together can serve as a fun first time."

- Beelzebub, to Loona

"I would've thrown a bigger one—but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. SO fuckin' lame."

- Beelzebub, venting to Loona

"I mean, I usually just steal them but Belle changed the locks. She says I'm a total "jackass" for trying but hey—I'm proud to be a total jackass."

- Beelzebub, to Loona.

"Nice ta' metcha bitch!"

- Beelzebub, after Vortex introduces Loona to her.

"Ha! Holy shit! Okay, Tex you didn't tell me she was hilarious! That's so funny."

- Beelzebub, when Loona accidentally compliments her.

"I love that's the first thing you say to me, you don't give a shit how freaky you come off, and that's fucking beautiful."

- Beelzebub, to Loona.

"You are my new favorite person. Yeah bitch! No really!"

- Beelzebub, to Loona.

"Reminds me of the first time I saw Satan without a shirt on. I was like 'OOF boy! You are hot as hell!' But then I wanted to die, 'cause it was so awkward. 'Cause he's more like a brother to me, you know? But not actually my brother, so I guess it was fine. I could hit that."

- Beelzebub, recalling a similar experience to Loona.

"Anyway girl, you have a good time tonight. Get some sweets, get some eats, drink it, tear it up, fuck it up! Whoo!"

- Beelzebub, before leaving

"Cheers honey! Thank you for coming! Do you need anything? Are you having fun? Are you good? Are you drunk? Okay good, okay great."

- Beelzebub, talking to the guests.

"Are you good? Oh shots! I wanna shot, give me a shot!"

- Beelzebub, to other partygoers.

"Oh yeah? Wanna fucks with the big bitch, imp boy? I got a challenge for ya'."

- Beelzebub, challenging Blitzo to a drinking contest.

"Alright shit talker, but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game. So you better bring the fire baby!"

- Beelzebub, to Blitzo.

"Oh! Okay, let's get it on, you little bastard!"

- Beelzebub, to Blitzo.

"Well, fuck me! That's a first, I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy. Respect."

- Beelzebub, after she loses to Blitzo.

"―Out of control, like a mess."

- Beelzebub, showing concern over Blitzo's heavy drinking.

"Look honey, I see people having and getting fucked up all the time, but he's clearly getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose. So I feel like you should check up on him at least, just see if something's up."

- Beelzebub, telling Loona to see if Blitzo is alright.

"I ain't sayin' that. I'm just pretty sure he's had, like, four tongues inside him at once. I mean, good for him but… I can taste the flavor of people at my parties and he's giving off a very not okay vibe, you know?"

- Beelzebub, to Loona.

"What's that supposed to mean, you got a problem or somethin', sour cream? Don't fuck with me!"

- Beelzebub, when she transforms.

"Uuugh, sorry, sorry. I know I got a little spicy there, I just hope everything works out. Now let's dance!"

- Beelzebub, to Vortex.