Happy Day in Hell

Happy Day in Hell is a song featured in Hazbin Hotel. It is sung by Charlie Morningstar. The full version of the song was released early on several music services on October 20th, 2023.

Lyrics
Charlie: I can do this! Somehow, I know it! I'll get Heaven behind my plans!

Vaggie: Charlie, hold on...

Charlie: There's just no way I could blow it, Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

Vaggie: It's just a meeting.

Charlie: To change their minds And touch their hearts Or... whatever angels have!

Vaggie: This could be bad...

Charlie: Cheer up, Vaggie! This could be swell! Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!

Vaggie: Okay, but just don't... sing about it.

Angel Dust: That bitch is halfway down the street!

Vaggie: Is she—?

Angel Dust: Oh, she's dancin'!

Vaggie: Ugh, no...

Charlie: There's a warm, fuzzy feeling That walks through the air Every street's so revealing, It's hard not to stare! It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre If you don't mind the smell... It's a happy day in hell!

Hi, mister! (Demon: Go fuck yourself!) Demon #1: There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul (Charlie: Hello!) Demon #2: And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! (Charlie: Ah, excuse me!) Demon #3: Doing what is required, we all have our role Demon #4: I'm not doin' well! Demons: Another shitty day in Hell!

Charlie: If I can show them the dream I've dreamed, That any soul can change (Vaggie: Cause angels' hearts are hard to change) Then they will know everyone can be redeemed, From the evil to the strange! (Vaggie: They're bloodthirsty and deranged!)

I can hear all their stories, The lost and displaced, And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel, It'll be a happy day in Hell!

From the porn studio where the cinephiles go To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! To the cannibal town where they don't wear a frown Cause, holy shit, oh my gosh, WHY?!

And I don't give a crow that His brain's got in my eye! Cause I know I can spare them From Heaven's genocide!

I can do this, I just know it! (Sinner #1: There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul) I'll get Heaven behind my plans! There's just no way I could blow it, (Sinner #2: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole (Imp: Perv!)) Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

To change their minds (Trenchcoat Demon: And touch my parts!)

Charlie: Uhh, no thank you! I'm just gonna... Fulfill my destiny! (Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, bitch!) I can already tell!

Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!