Angel Dust/Quotes

The Pilot
"Yeah, yeah, listen, keep this discreet ya hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos in the street! It was a quick cash grab... Ya got it?"

- Angel, to Travis "Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult! Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi...shnookums."

- Angel creatively insulting Travis "OH MY GOD! My drugs! Damn it!"

- Angel, after his drugs get destroyed by a boulder

"You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!"

- Angel, to Cherri Bomb "Oh I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are letting me stay rent free if I play nice. You know, no fights, no pranks, no problematic language, her words not mine. Ugh, these crazy bitches are no fun, I've been clean for two weeks."

- Angel, about the Happy Hotel "Well, sorta clean. Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marchin' powder."

- Angel "Oh~! harder, daddy!"

- Angel, jokingly to Sir Pentious "Speaking of style, is your hat like, alive or somethin'?"

- Angel, asking about Sir Pentious's hat "Would that make your hat the top and YOU the bottom?"

- Angel, making fun of Sir Pentious' hat

"Hm, kinky!"

- Angel, to Sir Pentious

"I've been making these sex jokes the whole time, and it's obvious you ain't catching on. I mean, it's just sad!"

- Angel, to Sir Pentious "Eh. What's one little brawl gonna cause?"

- Angel, when Cherri asks if he'll be in trouble for joining the turf war "You know it, sugar tits!"

- Angel, to Cherri "I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff?"

- Angel, to Vaggie about redeem quality

"Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ahahaha! It wasn't that bad anyway..."

- Angel "Aw, cmon, I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!"

- Angel, arguing with Vaggie "No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any liquor?"

- Angel, to Vaggie and Charlie

"Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby."

- Angel, to Vaggie

"Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?"

- Angel when Vaggie asks him if he's being sexist or racist

"Too late, toots. Wait, would that make me double dead? And where exactly do I go, to double-hell? Hahahahahaha, sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it."

- Angel, to Vaggie "Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around, we got a buncha fuckin' harlequin babies down here, hehehe- hey!"

- Angel, about other demons "This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!"

- Angel, about himself "Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore? Aw, well shucks."

- Angel, about the Hotel "It's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place... y'know, to feed all the wayward souls ya got in here! Hahaha haha heh... eh....."

- Angel, to Charlie "Eh, not big on politics."

- Angel, about Alastor

"Pfft, he looks like a strawberry pimp!"

- Angel, about Alastor

"To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?"

- Angel, about Vaggie

"I can suck ya dick!"

- Angel offering his services

"SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!"

- Angel, about the bar

"Only if you watch me"

- Angel when Husk tells him to go fuck himself

Dirty Healings
"Who ya callin' a "filly", busta'? I'm more man you could ever be, baby."

- Angel, to the mob boss

"So lemme get this straight. I show up with Val's money to pay, and you chickenshits pull the tough gangster routine on me, just like that? Why, to look cool? You don't look cool, you look sad."

- Angel, to the drug cartel "Is this a trick?"

- Angel, to Charlie after she hands him money.

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