Millie/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Millie. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Helluva Boss pilot
"What about a car wash?"

- Millie, giving a suggestion

"People LOVE musicals, sir."

- Millie, agreeing with Blitzo

"Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie? I thought I knew you."

- Millie, flirtatiously to Moxxie

"Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--"

- Millie, on the phone with Loona before being hung up on

"Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!"

- Millie, calming Moxxie down

"That's my husband you're talkin' to!"

- Millie, to Eddie

"Murder Family"
"Moxxie stop shakin’! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why sooo many of them end up here. Guilty and innocent aren't our business Moxx. Killin' who we're paid to is. Our. Business!"

- Millie, trying to get Moxxie to shoot a target

"The expression is 'kick some ass', Blitzo."

- Millie, correcting Blitzo's grammar

"You have a goood heart, honey. Just a fuzzy head!"

- Millie, to Moxxie

"And killin' people isn't that big a deal if they try to kill you back!"

- Millie

"Loo Loo Land"
"Loo Loo Land?!"

- Millie, excited to go to Loo Loo Land

"Wow! I haven't been in this place since I was a tot. It hasn't changed a bit. Oh, look! It's big Woobly!"

- Millie being excited about coming back to Loo Loo Land

"I LOVE this place! My parents would bring me and my siblin's here when they could swing it. Money-wise."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"'Cause it's Loo Loo Land!!!"

- Millie, when Moxxie questions the prices of items at Loo Loo Land

"OOOOOOOOHH!! We gotta do my favorite ride!!"

- Millie, excitedly to Moxxie

"Oh, look Moxxie! A THING!!!"

- Millie, referring to a prize at a carnie game

"Yeeees! I don't know what that thing is, but I want that THING!"

- Millie, to Moxxie

"Spring Broken"
"Was it before, or after she became a pop star?"

- Millie, in disbelief that Blitzo dated Verosika

"What was sex with her like?"

- Millie, asking Blitzo about his love life with Verosika

"What?! It's a popstar! You'd want to know what's sex with Michael Crawford was like."

- Millie, to Moxxie about her question to Blitzo

"Hell yeah! Team M and M, getting shit done! Making the money!"

- Millie to Moxxie

"I don't think this belonged to any of us. Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

- Millie, tossing a flask back to Verosika

"Fuck yeah!"

- Millie when I.M.P won the bet

"C.H.E.R.U.B"
"Let’s kill this rich guy!"

- Millie, about Lyle Lipton

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now that you’re old and gross?"

- Millie, to Lyle on his deathbed

"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!"

- Millie, flipping the bird at C.H.E.R.U.B

"And so are you! So, why don’t you shut your trap, you judgmental, cotton candy, tit-havin’ bitch?!"

- Millie, to Keenie, calling C.H.E.R.U.B out on their hypocrisy

"The Harvest Moon Festival"
"THE HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL?! YEE FUCKING HAW!"

- Millie, when she finds out Blitzo is going to The Harvest Moon Festival

"Freelance pays fine, Ma! We’re doin' fiiiiine! It’s fine."

- Millie, to her mom about her job

"Oh, no! Freelance isn’t free! It's a-- Never mind. We’re just visiting for the festival. The prince is our boss’ BOOOOOOYYYYYYFRIIIEEENDDD"

- Millie telling Striker why her and her co-workers are at the ranch

"Don’t let 'em get to you. And hey, you don’t need my parents to respect you. They will eventually."

- Millie, to Moxxie about getting a respect from her parents

"Moxxie, I'm fiiiine! I got worse than this during the flower toss at my brother's wedding. But I caught that fucking bouquet, and it was fucking worth it! You just have to get out there, and fuck up that brownnosin' cocksucker for me!"

- Millie, encouraging Moxxie

"Not with your hands, baby. Use what you’re good at."

- Millie, telling Moxxie to use what he's good at.

"I love you, hon. But, for fuck's sake!"

- Millie, telling Moxxie to hurry up

"I was seein' red, Ma! And he was slippery!"

- Millie, to her mom about facing Striker

"Wooow! He nodded! He’s never acknowledged your input before!"

- Millie, to Moxxie after seeing him getting some respect from her dad

"Truth Seekers"
"Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit!"

- Millie, in distress about leaving Moxxie and Blitzo behind "What're you doing sittin' there? The boys are in trouble!! Open it again!"

- Millie telling Loona to open the portal to save Moxxie and Blitzo.

"OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL, NOW!"

- Millie angrily demanding Loona to open the portal

"They aren't here!"

- Millie, distraught

"I'm like, five years older than you."

- Millie after Loona calls her old.

"Ozzie's"
"I'm still so jazzed up!"

- Millie, after their latest murder on the lumberjacks

"Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

- Millie, about Ozzie's

"Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox."

- Millie, to Moxxie about his song

"Seeing Stars"
"Moxxie Be into this you think???"

- Millie's text to Blitzo about a sex toy

"March Mister!"

- Millie giving Moxxie a telling off

"Exes and Oohs"
"Yeah. I just, bumped into an ex."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock.""

- Millie, about Chaz

"You remember that "ex" I was talking about?"

- Millie, to Moxxie, about Chaz

"Did you date him too?!"

- Millie, to Moxxie, about Chaz

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!"

- Millie, to Chaz

"Maybe he wouldn't "ignore his family" if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!"

- Millie, to Crimson, about Chaz

"You know you can tell me anything... right?"

- Millie, to Moxxie

"You want my husband?! You're gonna have to fucking kill me!"

- Millie, crashing Moxxie and Chaz's wedding

"This ass is mine!"

- Millie, about Moxxie

"Next time, just tell me if your daddy's a psychopath, I can handle it."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"Western Energy"
"Howdy boys."- Millie to the Mexican Band

"Thank you kindly." - Millie to the Mexican Band Millie/Frases Millie/Citations Милли/Цитаты