Striker/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Striker. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"The Harvest Moon Festival"
"Well, howdy! Oh, lookie here! You must be the famous Mildred! Heard some good things about you from your folks, little lady."

- Striker, when meeting Millie

"What're y'all doin' so far away from Imp City? Heh. The free workin' finally slowin' down?"

- Striker, to Millie

"Boss, huh? Oh! So you're the bold imp to start his own killin' biz."

- Striker, when meeting Blitzo

"Not many Imps start businesses on their own. That's pretty impressive, sir."

- Striker, to Blitzo

"So, you even conned that ditzy blueblood into gettin' you to the surface?"

- Striker, to Blitzo

"Don't worry, little one. You never stood a chance."

- Striker talking down to Moxxie

"I’d like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now, about me winning."

- Striker, before he sings his song about him winning the Pain Games

"I'd kill y'all, but I feel like there's more leverage with your rodeo clown of a boss if I don't. Plus, you little things ain't worth the cleanup."

- Striker before locking Millie and Moxxie in the cellar

"Bliiiitzo! I thought you were still at the ceremony!"

- Striker, to Blitzo when he catches him about to kill Stolas

"Blitzo, c'mon. You know the two of us are superior than most of our kind. And you were so above sucking on a disgusting rich pompous Goetia only to sneak top side for scraps and work for bitter Sinners who could care less who you are, when you could be slaying Overlords."

- Striker's attempt at manipulating Blitzo to refrain from shooting

"Why struggle to run a business that is rigged against you, when you could partner up with me and kill the unkillable? Starting with the one who that treats you like a plaything."

- Striker tempting Blitzo to kill Stolas

"It's a damn shame, Blitzo. We might've actually made a good team."

- Striker's comment before his failed attempt at shooting Blitzo and Moxxie

"I still think it’s embarrassing. You’re wasting a lot of potential relying on a weak little-"

- Striker, before Moxxie almost shot at him

"Maybe you'll get me next time, Blitzy."

- Striker, to Blitzo before escaping

"Huh... I failed to kill the target at the festival. But don't worry, ma'am... It won't happen again."

- Striker, on the phone call with Stella

"I'll get 'em next time."

- Striker plotting revenge on I.M.P

"Truth Seekers"
"But, ya don't wanna do things alone, Blitz-o!"

- Hallucination Striker

"Western Energy"
"Would you shut up already? I can hear you by the way."

- Striker, interrupting Stolas's phone call with Blitzo

"Don't worry about your lanky birdy... He's in good hands."

- Striker, to Blitzo on the phone

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLONTHN FUCKING TIME!!! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FREAKS!!!"

- Striker, to the mariachi imp band when they sing his ballad

"I was paid to give you the real royal treatment, your wife must really hate you."

- Striker, to Stolas

"It's a classic."

- Striker, to Stolas when he questions about the train tracks

"Are you seriously judging me right now?"

- Striker, to Stolas after questioning about Striker's statue

"Look. Not every ring is some fancy ass city, with some fancy ass mansion, that only fancy ass royals get to live in. Some of us have hard lives to live. And some of us have everything we care about taken away by fuckers like you."

- Striker, to Stolas

"You don't get to talk over me. I don't have to listen to your bullshit. All you royals every do is try to talk over us."

- Striker, to Stolas

"Don't bother trying your little eye trick on me, those ropes ain't gonna let you do anything."

- Striker, when Stolas attempts to petrify him

"Got something to say about that, your highness?!"

- Striker, to Stolas

"You're a smartass, hm? 'Cuz once I spilt your neck open and let you choke on your own blueblood: you won't be worth any more than the tombstone you'll be buried under."

- Striker, attempting to threaten Stolas

"Well, this has been fun. But every good thing has to come to an end."

- Striker, to Stolas

"Shame you won't see your kid again."

- Striker, mentioning Octavia

"Ooh, finally hit a nerve, huh?"

- Striker, to Stolas, about mentioning Octavia

"Big talk. But just that... any last words Goetia?"

- Striker, to Stolas

"That rodeo clown told you he ain't coming! Nobody is coming."

- Striker, before Stella calls him

"I'm kinda in the middle of killin' him."

- Striker, to Stella

"Well... good news for you feathers, your royal **** says she don't want you dead no more. Buuut, she didn't say what condition you had to be in."

- Striker, to Stolas

"I think these reds might be a pretty trophy. Can't have you seeing me again, can we?"

- Striker, planning to take Stolas' eyes

"Oh, I remember how easy you are to choke the life out of, little one."

- Striker, strangling Moxxie

"Oops"
"The best, had a royal in the ropes just last week..."

- Striker, to Crimson

"It was... Called off. But I have a body count in the hundreds. I ain't afraid to go after anyone. Women, kids, and cute little faced puppy-lookin' things. Don't matter."

- Striker, to Crimson

"Funny to run into ya again, "Blitzy"... And with a famous friend..."

- Striker, after capturing Blitzo and Fizzarolli

"Would you two shut the fuck up already? Bicker like a couple of teen skanks... As far as I'm concerned, you two are BOTH embarrassment to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with. But at least loud mouth here has the sense to only fuck his rich bitch instead of bein' a little purse dog."

- Striker, to Blizo and Fizzarolli

"DON'T. You. Dare... Finish that sentence, clown..."

- Striker, threatening Fizzarolli

"You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitzo. NOW, I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!"

- Striker, to Blitzo

"You think I'm just gon' let you get away after all this? I'm THROUGH losin' these fights! This worthless little pet REEKS of his over-bloated master... I'll at least enjoy gettin' rid of him."

- Striker, to Blitzo while taking Fizzarolli hostage

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY'S IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?!"

- Striker, when Fizzarolli mentioned himself getting hard

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