Loona/Quotes

The Pilot
"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie."

- Loona, to Moxxie

"Is it a cure for Syphilis?"

- Loona, asking about her gift

"Come on, you know why."

- Loona, when asked by Moxxie why someone would send him a weight loss ad

"Whoever left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now."

- Loona, raiding the fridge

"I'm hangover from this morning, dumbass!"

- Loona, to Millie, who questions her about drinking on a work night

"You know what? I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam!"

- Loona, enraged

"Blitzo, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTF-y."

- Loona, about Stolas

"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!"

- Loona, to Moxxie