Fizzarolli/Quotes

Ozzie's
"Ladies and gentlemen, I see some sexy faces around here tonight! Welcome, welcome to Ozzie's! Lust Ring's number one place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies put on display for all you sleazes and sleazettes! The gem joint of Asmodeus himself, come on, give him some love!"

- Fizzarolli's introduction in the club.

"I'm the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy bogic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself, and uh... ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight, Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream, and The Squirterz!"

- Fizzarolli talking to the audience.

"But as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all. Did any of you hear about the batshittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?"

- Fizzarolli mentioning the fire that spread throughout Loo Loo Land.

"Then I’ll tell you what, I’d sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off-brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, cause I’m very much looking to sue. That robo-me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean."

- Fizzarolli wanting to sue the people responsible for the destruction of Loo Loo Land.

"Okay keep that guy far away from me..."

- Fizzarolli, unsettled at an obsessive fanboy, showing even he finds it creepy.

"So, without wasting anymore time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath Ring, give it up for Moxxie... with no creative stage name whatsoever."

- Fizzaroli introducing Moxxie

Физзаролли/Цитаты