Sir Pentious/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Sir Pentious. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"Those other cowardly sinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!"

- Sir Pent, boasting about his plans

"No other demon can compare to the likes of I!"

- Sir Pent, trying to take over Hell "Son?!"

- Sir Pent, believing Angel to be his son "You whores have no class! In war, the side remembered is the side with the most style!"

- Sir Pent, to Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust

"NYAHAHA! I'm so evil!"

- Sir Pent, about himself

"Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor"

- Sir Pent, to Alastor

"Oh, yes you do! *Hood flares open* And this time, I have the element of- SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!"

- Sir Pent, to Alastor

Radio Killed the Video Star
"Who am I? WHO AM I? I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!"

- Sir Pentious, introducing himself to Alastor

"SILENCE! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally recognise me as their equal!"

- Sir Pentious, before attempting to attack the hotel

"Thank...you...for letting your guard down! Yah! Oh, shit."

- Sir Pentious, just before Alastor explodes him

"Wait wait wait! I come in peace."

- Sir Pentious, while Vaggie has him at spearpoint

"I didn't come looking for a fight. I, uhh...I heard that you're helping people. People who want to be better?"

- Sir Pentious, to Charlie "Mr...um, Radio Demon, sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat! Um, here..."

- Sir Pentious apologizing to Alastor "My name's Sir Pentious, I like to build, and, despite my stupid Egg Boiz, I think I'm very skilled."

- Sir Pentious, playing the game "I don't know what you're talking about, whore-bug."

- Sir Pentious, to Angel Dust "Get your aggressively average body OFF OF ME!"

- Sir Pentious stunning Angel Dust during their fight. "Preposterous! I would never betray you. You...are my best friends!"

- Sir Pentious, to Charlie and Vaggie after Angel accuses him of being the Vees' spy

"Abort! Abort! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!"

- Sir Pentious freaking out after being exposed as a spy by Angel.

"Just make it quick, I guess. Not that I deserve it."

- Sir Pentious accepting his death.

Scrambled Eggs
"Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!"

- Sir Pentious, about how he doesn't trust the other hotel residents "All right Eggies. You've got to go. I...can't keep you anymore!"

- Sir Pentious, to his Egg Boiz

"I...don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!"

- Sir Pentious, doing the trust exercises

Welcome to Heaven
"Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?"

- Sir Pentious, after seeing Cherri Bomb in the hotel "Oh, oh, you and me are going out - like, for fun? I didn't think this would ever happen. What? What do I do? What - what do I wear?"

- Sir Pentious, to Cherri Bomb "Cherri, I bought you a shot. B-because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray!"

- Sir Pentious, to Cherri Bomb "Oh, it's wonderful to have friends!"

- Sir Pentious, while out drinking with some of the hotel's residents and Cherri Bomb "Hey, wow! Hey, so...I see the club has a sex room. So, I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, um...do, a...sex with me?"

- Sir Pentious, to Cherri Bomb

Hello Rosie!
"What? They say insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this was true? [...] SEE?!"

- Sir Pentious, to Vaggie "Come along, let's put some effort into these fortifications!"

- Sir Pentious, to Egg Boiz "Did you think we're a bunch of pusssssssies?"

- Sir Pentious, to Vaggie

The Show Must Go On
"Fear not damsels, I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat."

- Sir Pentious to Charlie and Vaggie, getting ready to fight heaven "General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!"

- Sir Pentious to Vaggie "I'm glad you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault."

- Sir Pentious to Niffty

"Miss Cherri Bomb, I love you. Remember Me!"

- Sir Pentious, to Cherri Bomb "Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the Death Ray. [...] Fire!"

- Sir Pentious' last order before death "Huh, Oh? Where--? Where am I? Oh, hello."

- Sir Pentious, newly redeemed, wondering where he is

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