Millie/Quotes

The Pilot
"What about a car wash?"

- Millie, giving a suggestion

"People LOVE musicals, sir."

- Millie, agreeing with Blitzo

"Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie? I thought I knew you."

- Millie, flirtily to Moxxie

"Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--"

- Millie, on the phone with Loona before being hung up on "Why would you drink on a work night?"

- Millie, to a hungover Loona

"Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!"

- Millie, to Moxxie "Sure sweetie. *giggles*"

- Millie, finding Blitzo in the fridge

"Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!"

- Millie, calming Moxxie down

"Shh-shh-shh. There, there."

- Millie, comforting Moxxie

"Moxx, he's our boss!"

- Millie, to Moxxie

"No he's not, you bitch!"

- Millie, against Loona's claim that Moxxie is easy to manage

"That's my husband you're talkin' to!"

- Millie, to Eddie

Murder Family
"Moxxie stop shakin’! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound."

- Millie, to Moxxie "I mean, if that's what the client wants."

- Millie, when Moxxie asks why they'd need to kill an entire family "Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why sooo many of them end up here. Guilty and innocent aren't our business Moxx. Killin' who we're paid to is. Our. Business!"

- Millie, trying to get Moxxie to shoot a target "The expression is 'kick some ass', Blitzo."

- Millie, correcting Blitzo's grammar "Blitzo!!"

- Millie, when Blitzo tells Martha that shooting Imps is more effective than burning them.

"You doing okay, sweetie?"

- Millie, when Moxxie returns from the house.

"You have a goood heart, honey. Just a fussy head!"

- Millie, to Moxxie "Aaahh, did you see my little Moxx-Moxx? We did it! Oh, Moxxie!!"

- Millie, excited "And killin' people isn't that big a deal if they try to kill you back!"

- Millie

Loo Loo Land
"Loo Loo Land?!"

- Millie, excited to go to Loo Loo Land

"Wow! I haven't been in this place since I was a tot. It hasn't changed a bit. Oh, look! It's big Woobly!"

- Millie being excited coming back

"Oh come on! It's fun! You never been here?"

- Millie asking Moxxie

"I LOVE this place! My parents would bring me and my siblin's here when they could swing it. Money-wise."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"'Cause it's Loo Loo Land!!!"

- Millie, when Moxxie questions the prices of items at Loo Loo Land

"OOOOOOOOHH!! We gotta do my favorite ride!!"

- Millie, excitedly to Moxxie

"Oh, look Moxxie! A THING!!!"

- Millie, referring to a prize at a carnie game

"Yeeees! I don't know what that thing is, but I want that THING!"

- Millie, to Moxxie

"Let me try!"

- Millie, about the carnie game

"Hes, uhhhhhhh........... busy."

- Millie, when Stolas asked where Blitzo is

Spring Broken
"Was it before, or after she became a pop star?"

- Millie, in disbelief that Blitzo dated Verosika

"It's you?"

- Millie, still in disbelief

"Come on, you kinda do that."

- Millie, when Blitzo claims he doesn't pry into other's personal lives

"What was sex with her like?"

- Millie, asking Blitzo about his love life with Verosika

"What?! It's a popstar! You'd want to know what's sex with Michael Crawford was like."

- Millie, to Moxxie about her question to Blitzo

"Do you have a human disguise?"

- Millie to Loona

"Flawless logic."

- Millie, about Blitzo's revised plan

"Hell yeah! Team M and M, getting shit done! Making the money!"

- Millie to Moxxie

"Moxxie!!"

- Millie, after finding Moxxie in a beer keg

"Is Moxxie okay?"

- Millie to Blitzo

"I don't think this belonged to any of us. Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

- Millie, tossing a flask back to Verosika

"Fuck yeah!"

- Millie when I.M.P won the bet

C.H.E.R.U.B
"Woo! You’re on a roll, sir!"

- Millie, complimenting Blitzo on shooting the TV

"Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!!"

- Millie, overreacting about a hellquake

"Let’s kill this rich guy!"

- Millie, about Lyle Lipton

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now that you’re old and gross?"

- Millie, to Lyle on his deathbed

"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!"

- Millie, flipping the bird at C.H.E.R.U.B

"So…how do we make this bad?"

- Millie, wanting to know how to ruin opera

"And so are you! So why don’t you shut your trap, you judgmental, cotton candy, tit-havin’ bitch?!"

- Millie, to Keenie, calling C.H.E.R.U.B out on their hypocrisy

The Harvest Moon Festival
"THE HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL?! YEE FUCKING HAW!"

- Millie, when she finds out Blitzo is going to The Harvest Moon Festival "Mama! Daddy!"

- Millie, greeting her parents "I'm good, Pa! Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree!"

- Millie, thanking her dad "Freelance pays fine, Ma! We’re doin' fiiiiine! It’s fine."

- Millie, to her mom about her job

"Aanyway, y'all remember my husband, Moxxie?"

- Millie, to her parents, about Moxxie

"Oh, yeah! Y'all haven't met my boss, Blitzo, and his hellhound!"

- Millie, introducing Blitzo and Loona to her parents

"Oh no! Freelance isn’t free! It's a-- Never mind. We’re just visiting for the festival. The prince is our boss’ BOOOOOOYYYYYYFRIIIEEENDDD"

- Millie telling Striker why her and her co-workers are at the ranch

"Yeah! Wish I could play!"

- Millie, about the Pain Games

"I’m aware, but I only caused nine of them! How come Sallie May still gets to compete?"

- Millie, to her mom

"Don’t let 'em get to you. And hey, you don’t need my parents to respect you. They will eventually."

- Millie, to Moxxie about getting a respect from her parents

"Mox, I think you’ve had enough for now. Let’s head back to the house and get you clean."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"Moxxie, I'm fiiiine! I got worse than this during the flowre toss at my brother's wedding. But I caught that fucking bouquet, and it was fucking worth it! You just have to get out there, and fuck up that brownnosin' cocksucker for me!"

- Millie, to Moxxie

"Not with your hands, baby. Use what you’re good at."

- Millie, telling Moxxie to use what he's good at.

"I love you hon, but for fuck's sake!"

- Millie, telling Moxxie to hurry up

"I was seein' red, Ma! And he was slippery!"

- Millie, to her mom about facing Striker

"Wooow! He nodded! He’s never acknowledged your input before!"

- Millie, to Moxxie after seeing him getting some respect from her dad

Truth Seekers
"Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit!"

- Millie, in distress about leaving Moxxie and Blitzo behind "What're you doing sittin' there? The boys are in trouble!! Open it again!"

- Millie telling Loona to open the portal to save Moxxie and Blitzo.

"OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW!"

- Millie angrily demanding Loona to open the portal

"I'm like, five years older than you."

- Millie after Loona calls her old.

"Try 1."

- Millie guessing the door passcode.

"Hiya, Blitzo! Just one sec!!"

- Millie, slaughtering agents with her axe

Ozzie's
"I'm still so jazzed up!"

- Millie, after their latest murder on the lumberjacks

"Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

- Millie, about Ozzie's

"Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox."

- Millie, to Moxxie about his song