Teacher's Song

Teacher's song is the opening song of the episode "Murder Family" and is a flashback to when Mrs. Mayberry died.

Lyrics
Mrs. Mayberry (spoken):

Good Morning

I hope you all did your homework

Students:

We love to do our homework

and we love our teacher too

Mrs. Mayberry:

Then when I throw out these fun questions

You should know just what to do

Students:

Okay!

Mrs. Mayberry:

Two plus six is?

Students:

Eight

Mrs. Mayberry:

And good behavior's?

Students:

Great

Mrs. Mayberry:

And it's now that part of the class

Where we say the time of day and date

Students:

It's 9 in the morning

On January 8th

The sun is out smiling

And it's your husband's birthday

(Student's sing lalala until cut off by Mrs. Mayberry)

Trivia

 * It is presumed this sequence takes place on on January 8, 2020 however Mrs. Mayberry never writes the year on the blackboard leaving the precise date unknown.
 * Given that only 5 desks are seen in the classroom it is presumed Dunce Kid always sits in the corner.
 * A instrumental version of this song is used in the episode's end credits.