Happy Day in Hell

Happy Day in Hell is a song featured in Hazbin Hotel. It is sung by Charlie Morningstar. The full version of the song was released early on several music services on October 20th, 2023.

Lyrics
Charlie Morningstar: I can do this! Somehow, I know it! I'll get Heaven behind my plans!

Vaggie: Charlie, hold on...

Charlie: There's just no way I could blow it, Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

Vaggie: It's just a meeting.

Charlie: To change their minds And touch their hearts Or... whatever angels have!

Vaggie: This could be bad...

Charlie: Cheer up, Vaggie! This could be swell! Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!

Vaggie: Okay, but just don't... sing about it.

Angel Dust: That bitch is halfway down the street!

Vaggie: Is she—?

Angel Dust: Oh, she's dancin'!

Vaggie: Ugh, no...

Charlie: There's a warm, fuzzy feeling That wafts through the air Every street's so revealing, It's hard not to stare! It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre If you don't mind the smell... It's a happy day in Hell!

Hi, mister! (Demon: Go fuck yourself!) Demon #1: There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul (Charlie: Hello!) Angel Dust: And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! (Charlie: Ah, excuse me!) Husk: Doing what is required, we all have our role Demon #2: I'm not doin' well! Demons: Another shitty day in Hell!

Charlie: If I can show them the dream I've dreamed, That any soul can change (Angel Dust: Cause angels' hearts are hard to change) Then they will know everyone can be redeemed, From the evil to the strange! (Angel Dust: They're bloodthirsty and deranged!)

I can hear all their stories, The lost and displaced, And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel, It'll be a happy day in Hell!

From the porn studio where the cinephiles go To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! To the cannibal town where they don't wear a frown Cause, holy shit! Oh, my gosh. WHY?!

And I don't give a crow that His brain's got in my eye! Cause I know I can spare them From Heaven's genocide!

I can do this, I just know it! (Sinner #1: There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul) I'll get Heaven behind my plans! There's just no way I could blow it, (Sinner #2: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole (Imp: Perv!)) Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

To change their minds (Trenchcoat Demon: And touch my parts!)

Charlie: Uhh..l No, thank you! I'm just gonna... Fulfill my destiny! (Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, bitch!) I can already tell!

Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!