Cletus/Quotes

"Well, howdy! I’m Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!"

- Cletus, in his commercial "Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!"

- Cletus introducing himself to Lyle Lipton "Love can be beautiful at any age, and we’ll show him!"

- Cletus "Look around, Lyle. God’s gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regard less of age…or wealth!"

- Cletus, to Lyle Lipton "Let’s go check out someplace else!"

- Cletus after seeing what nature is really like "Lover’s Lookout, sir! We’re here to remind you about possibly life’s greatest joy of all!"

- Cletus, to Lyle Lipton "Behold, the wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort, entertain and live for!"

- Cletus, about the opera theater "That’s it! I’ve had it! You three black sheep have messed with us enough!"

- Cletus, to the I.M.P "We are saving that shitty old man’s life whether he wants it or not!"

- Cletus, about Lyle Lipton "Ah! You fucker!"

- Cletus, to Blitzo