Verosika Mayday/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Verosika Mayday. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Spring Broken"
"And I should’ve known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

- Verosika's reply when Blitzo spots her

"They let me out because I’m still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups. So, your sister says hi."

- Verosika, before drinking her bottle, while also insulting Blitzo's sister for being in rehab

"Actually prick, it has my name on it. I'm doing a bit of freelancing for one of the infinitely more successful companies of the building and they want and they want me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."

- Verosika, explaining why she took I.M.P.'s parking space

"Aw, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

- Verosika, opposing Blitzo's demand of leaving the parking space

"Choke on a sandpaper cock."

- Verosika, insulting Blitzo

"Anyway, meet my new hellhound Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well. Ta ta, fuckstain."

- Verosika, introducing Blitzo to Vortex, before leaving

"Hey, why don’t you send a little message for me back to your limp. Dick. Boss?"

- Verosika, before attacking Moxxie when he attempts to try to regain ownership of the parking space

"I think he is! What's the game then, Blitzo?"

- Verosika, when Kiki asks if Blitzo is starting a demon duel

"Oh, you're serious? Game on, bitch!"

- Verosika, accepting Blitzo's demon duel

"All right, Spring Breakers. Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices?!"

- Verosika, during her spring break concert

"This is your final boarding call, all aboard."

- Verosika, before performing her song

"That was handled rather obvious, don't you think?"

- Verosika, after Blitzo referring to her and her posse as "whores"

"Yeah, well.... You three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!"

- Verosika, after Millie calls her and her posse out

"Come on, let's get out of here. TEX!"

- Verosika, to her posse and Vortex before being about to leave Humans

"Alright sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."

- Verosika, before getting incarcerated by the police.

"Truth Seekers"
"Yet you shove away anyone who gets too close until they resent you for being a selfish, shitty, shit-fuck!"

- Hallucination Verosika

"Ozzie's"
"♫ Oh, Blitzo? I used to date him... I'd stroke him, I'd fellate him. Yeah, but when it was my turn He did no reciprocatin'. A selfish Imp in the sheets, and just as bad in the streets! A reckless, heart-breaking freak! ♫"

- Verosika, joining in to further humiliate Blitzo

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