I.M.P

"♫ When you want somebody gone and you don’t wanna wait too long, call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫"

- I.M.P jingle

The Immediate Murder Professionals, abbreviated as I.M.P, is a startup assassination business within Hell seen in Helluva Boss.

Their office is located in the seventh floor of a condemned company building.

Description
The company offers the unique service of eliminating living targets still on Earth as a form of settling the unfinished business of Hell's residents.

This is done through the use of Stolas's Grimoire that opens portals to Earth, allowing the assassins access to their human targets. It was founded by Blitzo and is run by him along with his employees, consisting of fellow Imps, such as Moxxie and Millie, as well as his Hellhound daughter, Loona.

While they do not accept requests to assassinate targets unless they are in the living world, they may accept special requests either if enough money is offered or they get to kill someone; an example of this is shown when Stolas hired them as bodyguards in order to safely visit Loo Loo Land with his daughter.

Advertising
As seen in the pilot, Blitzo equates elaborate advertising with business success, and has made several expensive advertising campaigns with varying degrees of effectiveness.

I.M.P Jingle
A series of TV adverts prominently starring Blitzo and featuring a jingle that he wrote. Much to Moxxie's annoyance, Blitzo used up most of his employees' salaries funding it, paying for it to be run for three hours straight on an unpopular TV channel, then blamed Moxxie for the company's poor performance.

Billboard
A single billboard near I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo attempted to have it say "Got an asshole in the living world? Come to I.M.P!" with a big picture of Blitzo and a giant arrow pointing to the I.M.P office. The advertising company instead used poor-quality speech-to-text software when making it, with the billboard reading "Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!!!!??! Make sure you put this sign on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a few weeks because it cums in the mail. SPEECH TO TEXT. Blitzo.", and pointed the arrow away from the office.

Spring Break flyer
In "Spring Broken", Blitzo made this promotional flyer during his challenge with Verosika Mayday over a parking spot, advertising a discount for contracts for that day. Despite Blitzo only creating one flyer (and Moxxie saying that the flyer contained poor spelling and bad grammar), it was proved to be wildly successful and attracted a line of customers stretching down the street.

Weaponry
These are a set of weapons used by I.M.P, most are also branded with the company logo or the company colors.

Melee

 * I.M.P Knife - A knife primarily used by Millie.
 * Rope - A red-colored rope used by Blitzo in "Spring Broken".
 * Chainsaw - Moxxie shows his chainsaw in "C.H.E.R.U.B".
 * Katana - Moxxie shows a katana in "C.H.E.R.U.B".
 * Millie's Greataxe - A big axe Millie uses that first appears in "Truth Seekers".
 * Green Knife - A green colored knife used by Blitzo in "Truth Seekers".
 * Spiked Baseball Bat - A baseball bat covered in nails used by Blitzo in "Truth Seekers".
 * I.M.P Grenade - A grenade Blitzo used against many D.H.O.R.K.S. agents in "Truth Seekers".
 * I.M.P Axe - Both Blitzo and Millie used two regular axes during their job in "Ozzie's".
 * Zweihander - A zweihander used by Millie in "Western Energy".
 * Ninjato - A ninjato used by Millie in "Western Energy".
 * Hidden Blade - Blitzo uses a blade hidden in his boot in "Oops".

Ranged

 * Blitzo's Pistol - Blitzo's own personal golden percussion pistol.
 * Moxxie's Crossbow - A crossbow used by Moxxie in "Murder Family".
 * SMG Guns - A pair of SMG guns that first appears in "C.H.E.R.U.B".
 * Assault Weapons - Moxxie shows two assault weapons to show his variety of weapons in "C.H.E.R.U.B".
 * Hunting Bow - Moxxie shows a hunting bow in "C.H.E.R.U.B".
 * Tommy Gun - Moxxie shows a tommy gun in "C.H.E.R.U.B".
 * Old-Fashioned Shotgun - Moxxie shows a shotgun in "C.H.E.R.U.B".
 * Revolvers - Moxxie shows three revolvers in three different colors in "C.H.E.R.U.B".
 * Golden Revolvers - A pair of golden revolvers used by Moxxie in "Truth Seekers".
 * Pump-action Shotgun - A shotgun that first appears in "Truth Seekers".
 * Crossbow - A crossbow used by Blitzo in "Truth Seekers".
 * Futuristic Machine Gun - A machine gun used by Loona in "Truth Seekers".
 * Warhead Bazooka - A large bazooka used by Blitzo in "Truth Seekers".
 * Sniper Rifle - A sniper rifle used by Moxxie in "Western Energy".
 * Silver Revolvers - A pair of silver revolvers used by Moxxie in "Western Energy".
 * Double Barrel Pistol Blitzo wielded a Double Barrel Pistol in "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)".

Trivia

 * One of the only rooms that can be seen in the pilot has various portraits of the crew. This may be related to the fact that Blitzo sees him and his employees as a family.
 * The I.M.P initials form the word "Imp", which is the demon species of Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie.
 * In "Murder Family", it is revealed that the building I.M.P operates out of is supposedly condemned.
 * Later in "Spring Broken", it is revealed that other companies are operating in the building, primarily succubus companies which have their own floor.
 * The I.M.P van's front bears a slight resemblance to a . The color scheme may be a reference to television series , which also featured a black Vandura with a red stripe on both sides.
 * The I.M.P poster in "Seeing Stars" reveals that the company's phone number is 666 08432190 and that Blitzo's office safe passcode is 1234.
 * In "Exes and Oohs", Blitzo reveals on his phone call with Crimson that I.M.P used to be for-hire for killing targets in Hell as well, but no longer do this for reasons currently unknown.
 * In the French version of the pilot, I.M.P is translated to "Infâmes Meurtriers Professionnels", which roughly means "Odious Professionals Murderers".
 * As revealed by Moxxie in "Unhappy Campers", the company usually does not do investigations of the client's murder.