Chazwick Thurman/Quotes

"Exes and Oohs"
"What is up party people!"

- Chazwick, when entering Crimson's house.

"Looks like I have two, big SEX reunions today! How lucky am I?"

- Chazwick, when entering Crimson's house.

"Yea, no big deal but I'd usually bone half of the people in any room I'm in."

- Chazwick, after Millie questions Moxxie about dating him.

"But I still remember it like it was yesterday! You, a fledging mafioso; me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like it was written in stars!"

- Chazwick, recounting his time with Moxxie.

"Well, heh, like you said 'It was a long time ago'!"

- Chazwick, before Millie attacks him.

"I've grown, matured, and recently came into millions! But you know, mostly the mature thing."

- Chazwick, saying he has improved when Moxxie left.

"Well, I'm a whole package! If you know what I mean. I got a big dick~!"

- Chazwick, joking about himself.

"Like what I've done with the place?"

- Chazwick, mentioning the array of photos featuring himself.

"C'mon Mox, we used to have so much fun here, remember?"

- Chazwick, attempting to sleep with Moxxie.

"Never what? Let me take you to cum town again?"

- Chazwick, interrupting Moxxie.

"I know what you want most, Moxxie Popsy! How 'bout a sexually-charged musical number!"

- Chazwick, before singing his solo.

"Damn it, this usually works."

- Chazwick, after Millie kicks him out.

"Hey there, good lookin'."

- Chazwick, to Blitzo.

"Does that mean you're "down to clown"?"

- Chazwick, asking to sleep with Blitzo.

"I'll show you all the things they liked in the sack!"

- Chazwick, before Blitzo lets him in his room.

"Sorry babe, you aren't the only junk in my trunk, heh! Dammit, that is not a good one!"

- Chazwick, when Blitzo finds his master plan in the car.

"I think I saw him head outside, he said something about 'needing some fresh air', or something?"

- Chazwick, to Millie, when Blitzo doesn't show up in dining room.

"Awww, you told me all the chairs would be filled!"

- Chazwick, to Crimson during the ceremony.

"Hey! What about my w—"

- Chazwick, at the end of the ceremony.