Tom Trench/Quotes

The Pilot
"Those two seem to be going at it, huh?"

- Tom, commenting on the turf war between Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb

"And I'd sure like to nail her hotspot! Ho ho!""

- Tom joking about "nailing" Cherri

"Not again!"

- Tom after Katie pours a coffee on his crotch

"The porn star?"

- Tom, about Angel Dust.

"Why won't anyone help me?!"

- Tom screaming while he's on fire