Stolas/Quotes

The Pilot
"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry...and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red ████ of yours █████ your s████ and lick all of your ███ before taking out your ████ and ████ with more teeth until you're screaming ████████████████ like a fucking baby!"

- Stolas, to Blitzo

Murder Family
"Ooh, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo "I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my Grimoire."

- Stolas, to Blitzo "My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job, that I have allowed you to use to do yours."

- Stolas, to Blitzo "Ooh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c███ inside of my ████ del███, de-"

- Stolas, to Blitzo on a phone call before being cut off by Martha. "-███ I'll use while you and I are ██████ jelly sandwiches all night!"

- Stolas, still talking on Blitzo's discarded phone.

Loo Loo Land
"Good Moorning Octavia did you sleep well my owlette."

- Stolas, to Octavia

"We're rich and we are hot. People want our money and our bodies, Speak for yourself princess."

- Stolas talking to Octavia "Now i'm gonna call the only man who could FUCK me! Who could protect me, us! Being apart of the Goisha family is kinda valueble you know"

- Stolas talking to Octavia her daughter "Well hello my BIG, Dick, Blitzy!"

- Stolas calling Blitzo "Language everyone! I have a special request"

- Stolas telling to Blitzo and Octavia "No! no, no, no no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little imps, could accompany us?"

- Stolas asking Blitzo team to accompany her and her daughter "You are so cute when you are serious"

- Stoals complimenting on Blitzo "Hey Blitzy! I need my bodyguard please"

- Stolas calling for Blitzo to help her "Hmm! I think i'm suppose to be bodyguarded right now"

- Stoals say where is Blitzo "Uh that's better! Now where is Blitsy? He is my knight in shiny armor, not you littler ones"

- Stolas asking where is Blitzo "I think it's time to leave this place. You are right, you are to old for it anyway"

- Stolas and Octavia leaving LooLoo Land