Moxxie/Quotes

The Pilot
"We can't afford a billboard, sir."

- Moxxie, about Blitzo's suggestion

"I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you additionally had paid to run a full three hours on a channel nobody watches!"

- Moxxie, about their company jingle

"YOU sit! Sit on…a…and the di- DO YOUR JOB!!""

- Moxxie, trying to think of a comeback towards Loona

"Are you kidding, sir? She's awful."

- Moxxie, about Loona's behavior

"You what?"

- -Moxxie, to Blitzo

"We aren't a family, sir. You are the boss, we are the employees."

- Moxxie, disagreeing with Blitzo's statement about their company being a family

"WHAT THE?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"I was dreaming my parents were being murdered…but now I'd like to go back to that."

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"Of all the Imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell. Oh, Millie~"

- Moxxie, about Millie

"Are you FUCKING filming us right now?!"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"Just. Stop. Doing. That."

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

Murder Family
"I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy. I panicked."

- Moxxie, crying to Blitzo after a panic attack

"I will call your Earthly authorities and they will make sure you are dealt with, fairly. I'm handling this, my way."

- Moxxie to Ralphie "Do you have a phone to summon 911?"

- Moxxie after he accidentally turns on the TV

Loo Loo Land
"Oh crumbs. I knew today would be a lot. What do you need? Antacid, Ibuprofen, Morphine?"

- Moxxie asking Octavia

"Oh, right, but she said it was literal."

- Moxxie saying Octavia said that literal

"That is deeply upsetting."

- Moxxie talking about his opinion on the animatronic

"Don't talk to me! I KNOW you're a pervert under there!"

- Moxxie calling out a Loo Loo Land mascot

"Yeah... The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?"

- Moxxie talking to Millie about the Novelty cups

"The "everything is now on fire" kind."

- Moxxie to Stolas

"Way to ruin another good thing, sir."

- Moxxie telling to Blitzo

Spring Broken
"YOU dated a pop star?!"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"I just…is she blind, suffering some form of brain damage?"

- Moxxie, about Verosika

"You do that all the time, sir!"

- Moxxie

"Touché."

- Moxxie, after being called out for his hypocrisy

"Millie…hi…Hey when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em."

- Drunk Moxxie

"Ooooh. Fish."

- Drunk Moxxie

"I love that woman."

- Drunk Moxxie, referring to Millie

"This is funny. I'm sooooo drinky."

- Drunk Moxxie

"Hahahaha. Oh Satan! Hehehe. You'd all be so FUCKED!"

- Drunk Moxxie

"A human called me a possum. I am NOT a possum!"

- Drunk Moxxie

C.H.E.R.U.B
"I’m not “panicking,” because hellquakes don’t happen."

- Moxxie, after being accused of panicking

"That's kind of hot."

- Moxxie, regarding Loopty Goopty wanting to torture Lyle Lipton for eternity

"Lyle Lipton, it is our...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die."

- Moxxie, to Lyle Lipton

"Oh, and you three are so superior to us just because we want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over dead!"

- Moxxie, to Collin

"We can’t. There’s literally nothing bad about opera. That’s a fact."

- Moxxie, about opera

"Well, well. Would'ya look at that? YOU did our job for us!"

- Moxxie, to C.H.E.R.U.B when Lyle Lipton dies

The Harvest Moon Festival
"You know, more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I’ve researched the history of weaponry extensively. And it’s inspiring how… for example, the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell’s combative… I mean… (says in deep voice) war fun."

- Moxxie, attempting to impress Millie's parents

"Mother fuck--!"

- Moxxie, about to receive an elbow drop from a shark

"Alright, so he has the physical advantage. I’m better at other things, like singing!"

- Moxxie, about Striker

"Ugh, what the FUCK?"

- Moxxie, getting angry when Striker sings an arrogant song about winning the Harvest Moon Pain Games

"You gonna finish that fucking sentence? Pard'ner?"

- Moxxie, interrupting Striker

"Who’s weak now, bitch?!"

- Moxxie, about to fire another shot towards Striker

"You know, she protected me; and maybe I'm not a strong, beefy dick-head, but Millie has the strength enough for the both of us. You two are getting on her case for getting hurt by a psychopath YOU hired?! (In a cowboy voice) Shame on you!"

- Moxxie, to Millie's parents

"So…is that progress?"

- Moxxie, after Millie walks away on crutches