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 * "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, Hazbin Hotel pilot Season 1=

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment."

- Alastor to Charlie Magne

"Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done!"

- Alastor to Charlie Magne

"Masquerade"
"My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison. Full of poison, I'm sick of the poison. Wish I had something to live for tomorrow."

- Angel Dust about his life

"Dad Beat Dad"
"It doesn't matter how well-intentioned you are, they're always gonna disappoint you."

- Lucifer, about trusting people

"Welcome to Heaven"
"If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie. If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky! The rules are shades of grey when you don't do as you say! When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again!"

- Charlie and Emily

"Hello, Rosie"
"Just because you see a smile, don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures no matter what comes your way, you're the one on control."

- Alastor, to Charlie

"The Show Must Go On"

 * Alastor: Adam. First man, next to die.
 * Alastor: You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.
 * Adam: And you're-! Eh… F-fuck-! Fuck you, you red piece or- fuck. Too much fucking red, fuck- …shut up!
 * Alastor: Haha! Poetry! Adam vs. Alastor


 * Husk: These fuckin' angels won't stop comin'!
 * Angel: Hah!
 * Husk: Okay, I walked right into that. -Husk, about the exorcists


 * Lucifer: See, you mess with my daughter. So, now, I'm going to fuck you!
 * Everyone: [silence]
 * Charlie: It's "Fuck you up" …dad.
 * Lucifer: Wait, what'd I say? - Lucifer's threat


 * Adam: You're judging me? You're the most hated being in all of creation!
 * Lucifer: Well, you're first wide didn't seem to hate what I had to offer, or the second. Mow chika pow wow. - Lucifer, to Adam

"Murder Family"
"You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!"

- Mrs. Mayberry

"Loo Loo Land"
"I want to go home. But, home doesn't even feel like home anymore…you ruined it."

- Octavia, to her dad

"The Harvest Moon Festival"
"Why struggle to run a business that is rigged against you? When you could partner up with me and kill the unkillable. Starting with the one that treats you like a plaything."

- Striker, to Blitzo

"Truth Seekers"
"I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy, but, also crave it, as well. It's rather unfortunate, sir. Considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you, such as myself. Are you worried I may have enough of it one day, as well?"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"Ozzie's"
"♫ You sold your life for a thrust! Now, that's the spirit of Lust! ♫"

- Asmodeus to Stolas

"Queen Bee"
"I'm gonna die alone, aren't I? Just a wrinkly, old, withered waste."

- Blitzo, mumbling to himself


 * -|Season 2=

Hazbin Hotel
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, The Pilot

"The Circus"
"What's between you and I - just a comfortable lie. I'm the fool who believes when you look in my eyes."

- Stolas, in Stolas Sings

"Seeing Stars"
"Why does he hate her more than he loves me?"

- Octavia, about her parents

"Oops"
"I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend! You ruined my life! And, then you just left me… I lost so much because of you. And, you selfish piece of shit, you didn't even care!"

- Fizzarolli, about Blitzo

"MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)"
"I just don't want you doing all this for someone's approval. Sometimes, heroes let you down."

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli


 * -|Season 3=

Hazbin Hotel
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, The Pilot

Helluva Boss
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, The Pilot


 * -|Season 4=

Hazbin Hotel
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, The Pilot

Helluva Boss
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, The Pilot


 * -|Season 5=

Hazbin Hotel
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, The Pilot

Helluva Boss
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, The Pilot


 * -|Miscellaneous=

Hazbin Hotel
"Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here!"

- Angel Dust

"Get your aggressively average body off of me!"

- Sir Pentious to Angel Dust


 * Angel Dust: So, what're you gonna do to m- Charlie?!
 * Rocky: Uh… my name's Rocky…
 * Angel Dust: No one gives a shit. -Angel after seeing Charlie in his studio


 * Angel Dust: Comin'!
 * Valentino: Not off-camera, you're not! -Angel to Valentino


 * Charlie: He let the Extermination happen to begin with! They just had a meeting and said "Go ahead and kill everyone!"
 * Charlie: *gasp* Wait, that's it!
 * Vaggie: Kill everyone?
 * Charlie: No! -Charlie, about the extermination


 * Sir Pentious: I see the club has a sex room. So, I was thinking… maybe, you'd want to uhm… do a sex with me!
 * Cherri Bomb: *chortles* I'm sorry, why would we have sex?
 * Sir Pentious: Ah, um… Because… I'm having sex with everyone here! -Sir Pentious' poor attempt at flirting

Helluva Boss
"I mean, was she hotter?"

- Blitzo, about Martha

"Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!"

- Blitzo, about ruining a family

"I'd... rather kill myself."

- Octavia, to her dad

"That was the sound of a FUCKING divorce! Hahahaha!"

- Stolas, to Stella


 * Mammon: Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. Cause, I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny.
 * Subtitles: [Written by Vivienne Medrano] -Mammon about women's sense of humor


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