Verosika Mayday/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Verosika Mayday. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Spring Broken"
"And I should’ve known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

- Verosika's reply when Blitzo spots her

"They let me out because I’m still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."

- Verosika, before drinking her bottle

"Aw, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

- Verosika opposing Blitzo's demand of leaving the parking space

"Choke on a sandpaper cock."

- Verosika to Blitzo before she leaves

"All right, Spring Breakers. Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices?!"

- Verosika during her spring break concert

"This is your final boarding call, all aboard."

- Verosika before performing her song

"Alright sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."

- Verosika before getting incarcerated.

"Truth Seekers"
"Yet you shove away anyone who gets too close until they resent you for being a selfish, shitty, shit-fuck!"

- Hallucination Verosika

"Ozzie's"
"♫ Oh, Blitzo? I used to date him... I'd stroke him, I'd fellate him. Yeah, but when it was my turn He did no reciprocatin'. A selfish Imp in the sheets, and just as bad in the streets! A reckless, heart-breaking freak! ♫"

- Verosika, joining in to further humiliate Blitzo

Season 2
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