House of Asmodeus

"House of Asmodeus" is the featured song in the Helluva Boss episode "Ozzie's", performed by Moxxie, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and Verosika Mayday.

The song was originally meant to be a love song written by Moxxie dedicated to Millie, but the song itself soon becomes one about lust and depravity performed by Asmodeus and Fizzarolli, who attempt to explain the rules of the club to Moxxie before they eventually find out about Blitzo and Stolas' relationship and publicly humiliate them for it.

Lyrics
Moxxie: I love you More than the brimstone loves the fire More than Beelze- loves her -bub More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs

You make my spirit sing Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell Our love is a story sweet to tell

Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell over my heart Love is a journey we decided to start Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart

I love you (x7)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: *joining in, mockingly* I love you (x5)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: I love you (x3)

Asmodeus: You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?

Fizzarolli: Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!

Asmodeus: What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?

Fizzarolli: Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!

Asmodeus: Give me a thrust!

Fizzarolli: Bwabwabwabwa bwaaaah-

Asmodeus: Show me some lust From the groin to the bust In desire, we trust In the house of Asmodeus

Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Hah!

Asmodeus: Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade Perform your feelings on a velvety stage Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts-

Fizzarolli: "Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!"

Asmodeus: You wanna hang around this lustful town? Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around Here we sing about wants and desires

Fizzarolli: Depravity! savagery! Loins hotter than fire!

Asmodeus: So, give me a thrust! Show me some lust From the groin to the bust Little Imp, you just must In the house of Asmodeus

Come on, sing us a song Make sure the subject is gettin' it on! Make it graphic and tantrically long~

Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"!

Asmodeus: Go ahead, your mic's on!

Moxxie: I want to…

Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?

Moxxie: Make gentle love to you

Asmodeus: Ugh, what a limp-dick Imp You're really killin' the vibe Get a load of this dweeb And his unsatisfied bride

Blitzo: ''Hey, now! I've watched those two pork many times.''

Moxxie: ''What?! Blitzo?!''

Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!

Fizzarolli: ''Is that Blitzo? So, you're showin' your face?'' Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace! Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit!

Verosika Mayday: Oh, Blitzo? I used to date him (date him, date him)

Blitzo: Oh Verosika, you're here...

Verosika Mayday: I'd stroke him, I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him) Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn) He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag)

A selfish Imp in the sheets And just as bad in the streets A reckless, heart-breaking freak!

Asmodeus: Who's that at your table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas, is that you?

Wally Wackford: Are you sleeping with an Imp?!

Asmodeus: Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up~

You sold your life for a thrust! Now, that's the spirit of lust! Grab your groin or a bust

Prepare get your hair mussed Pretend you don't see that crust Hump 'til your junk turns to dust

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: In the house of Asmode-

Asmodeus: Hey!

Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox.

Moxxie: Yeah, I was.

Moxxie: I love us I love us just the way we are Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes

I'll never take you for granted I'll always give you my best And if you can offer the same Fate will handle the rest 'Cause I love you 'Cause I love you

Trivia

 * The lyrics to this song were posted on Andrew Butler's Twitter.
 * This is the longest song in the series, so far.
 * This song also implements an alternate art style, evident near the beginning of it, albeit it being only for a brief moment.