Moxxie/Quotes

The Pilot
"We can't afford a billboard, sir."

- Moxxie, about Blitzo's suggestion

"I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you additionally had paid to run a full three hours on a channel nobody watches!"

- Moxxie, about their company jingle

"YOU sit! Sit on…a…and the di- DO YOUR JOB!!""

- Moxxie, trying to think of a comeback towards Loona

"Are you kidding, sir? She's awful."

- Moxxie, about Loona's behavior

"You what?"

- -Moxxie, to Blitzo

"We aren't a family, sir. You are the boss, we are the employees."

- Moxxie, disagreeing with Blitzo's statement about their company being a family

"WHAT THE?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"I was dreaming my parents were being murdered…but now I'd like to go back to that."

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"Of all the Imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell. Oh, Millie~"

- Moxxie, about Millie

"Are you FUCKING filming us right now?!"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"Just. Stop. Doing. That."

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

Murder Family
"I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy. I panicked."

- Moxxie, crying to Blitzo after a panic attack

"I will call your Earthly authorities and they will make sure you are dealt with, fairly. I'm handling this, my way."

- Moxxie to Ralphie "Do you have a phone to summon 911?"

- Moxxie after he accidentally turns on the TV

Loo Loo Land
"Oh crumbs. I knew today would be a lot. What do you need? Antacid, Ibuprofen, Morphine?"

- Moxxie asking Octavia

"Oh, right, but she said it was literal."

- Moxxie saying Octavia said that literal

"That is deeply upsetting."

- Moxxie talking about his opinion on the animatronic

"Don't talk to me! I KNOW you're a pervert under there!"

- Moxxie calling out a Loo Loo Land mascot

"Yeah... The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?"

- Moxxie talking to Millie about the Novelty cups

"The "everything is now on fire" kind."

- Moxxie to Stolas

"Way to ruin another good thing, sir."

- Moxxie telling to Blitzo

Spring Broken
"YOU dated a pop star?!"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"I just…is she blind, suffering some form of brain damage?"

- Moxxie, about Verosika

"You do that all the time, sir!"

- Moxxie

"Touché."

- Moxxie, after being called out for his hypocrisy

"Millie…hi…Hey when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em."

- Drunk Moxxie

"Ooooh. Fish."

- Drunk Moxxie

"I love that woman."

- Drunk Moxxie, referring to Millie

"This is funny. I'm sooooo drinky."

- Drunk Moxxie

"Hahahaha. Oh Satan! Hehehe. You'd all be so FUCKED!"

- Drunk Moxxie

"A human called me a possum. I am NOT a possum!"

- Drunk Moxxie

C.H.E.R.U.B
"I’m not “panicking,” because hellquakes don’t happen."

- Moxxie, after being accused of panicking

"That's kind of hot."

- Moxxie, regarding Loopty Goopty wanting to torture Lyle Lipton for eternity

"Lyle Lipton, it is our...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die."

- Moxxie, to Lyle Lipton

"Oh, and you three are so superior to us just because we want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over dead!"

- Moxxie, to Collin

"We can’t. There’s literally nothing bad about opera. That’s a fact."

- Moxxie, about opera

"Well, well. Would'ya look at that? YOU did our job for us!"

- Moxxie, to C.H.E.R.U.B when Lyle Lipton dies

The Harvest Moon Festival
"You know, more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I’ve researched the history of weaponry extensively. And it’s inspiring how… for example, the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell’s combative… I mean… (says in deep voice) war fun."

- Moxxie, attempting to impress Millie's parents

"Mother fuck--!"

- Moxxie, about to receive an elbow drop from a shark

"Alright, so he has the physical advantage. I’m better at other things, like singing!"

- Moxxie, about Striker

"Ugh, what the FUCK?!"

- Moxxie, getting angry when Striker sings an arrogant song about winning the Harvest Moon Pain Games

"You gonna finish that fucking sentence? Pard'ner?"

- Moxxie, interrupting Striker

"Who’s weak now, bitch?!"

- Moxxie, about to fire another shot towards Striker

"You know, she protected me; and maybe I'm not a strong, beefy dick-head, but Millie has the strength enough for the both of us. You two are getting on her case for getting hurt by a psychopath YOU hired?! (In a cowboy voice) Shame on you!"

- Moxxie, to Millie's parents

"So…is that progress?"

- Moxxie, after Millie walks away on crutches

Truth Seekers
"Pardon my words sir, but you're being the loudest."

- Moxxie when Blitzo falls onto a pile of trash

"I'll have a neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put 'Voxxie' or 'Roxxie' I hate that. If you can't handle that I'll have a venti traditional Misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affogato AND RISTRETTO, I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom than add the coffee after than--"

- Moxxie's coffee order

"When you say 'torture' do you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you would have no way of knowing what was true."

- Moxxie's reply when being threaten with torture by Agent 2.

"It's hard to resist I'm really sorry, I mean considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here for what HOURS and you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are."

- Moxxie mocking the agents abilities

"I'm a Virgo."

- Moxxie responding to Agent 2's question

"I'm just worried about Millie, she'll be on her way by now I'm sure."

- Moxxie worrying if Millie is alright

"We've never dealt with the human government before, she's in danger."

- Moxxie's responding to Blitzo

"Sir, they're filling this room with something!"

- Moxxie noticing the Truth Gas in the room

"I simply follow your orders, it isn't my fault if your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on a core draining porch of a fresh April shower. I am simply speaking Satan's plain english, perhaps you should crack open a dictionary sometime and then maybe you could understand a half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about."

- Moxxie's hallucination when Blitzo sees him

"And my dear boss, you don't what you're doing half the time and you depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish flights of fancy."

- Moxxie's hallucination insulting Blitzo

"I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy but also crave it as well, it's rather unfortunate, sir, considering it's often how you treat those that stand by you such as myself. Are you worried I may have enough of it one day as well?"

- Moxxie's hallucination before Blitzo's trip starts to devolve

"Do you remember what you said to me after the first day with the company? I remember. You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me, I feel you wanted to say something more judgmental but you said that because I needed it, and it helped."

- Moxxie to Blitzo before Loona and Millie show up

"Yes please, I'd like to get back to the correct hell-hole as soon as possible."

- Moxxie when Stolas shows up

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