Stella/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Stella. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Loo Loo Land"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH AN IMP IN OUR FUCKING BED!!"

- Stella arguing with Stolas for sleeping with Blitzo. "A MOTEL?! LIKE A FUCKING PLEBEIAN?!"

- Stella when Stolas says he didn't have time to check in for a motel. "You want to fuck this one, TOO?!"

- Stella, before violently throwing an imp servant at Stolas. "You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at pathetic IMP SUCKING FACE!"

- Stella continuing to argue with Stolas.

"The Harvest Moon Festival"
"It better not. I want this cheating prick dead. I don't care who you have to go through, MAKE IT HAPPEN!"

- Stella to Striker when he failed to assassinate Stolas.

"The Circus"
"I know still being married isn't a big enough occasion, but to be fair, it's no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas."

- Stella on the phone, complaining about Stolas.

"Ugh–Stolas, you know I like throwing parties, plus it's true so you can come if you want."

- Stella when Stolas questions about the not divorced anniversary.

"No! Stolas is TERRIBLE in bed! I swear to fuck he just lays there staring at the wall and I have to do everything! It's embarrassing!"

- Stella talking bad about Stolas to her friends.

"I'm glad one egg fell out of me so I could stop pretending to want to fuck his scrawny twig ass."

- Stella continuing to complain about Stolas.

"What a PATHETIC fucking man!"

- Stella before leaving.

"WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT STOLAS?!"

- Stella after Blitzo mentions the affair with Stolas.

"Well, stop! It's annoying to hear you screech your silly words all the time."

- Stella telling Stolas to keep it down.

"I like tormenting you, I want to keep reminding you of what you did."

- Stella mentioning the affair with Blitzo.

"How DARE you? What do you think the rest of the Goetia family with think? Andrealphus—"

- Stella when Stolas wants a divorce.

"Fine. I have no desire to stay in a place with traitorous embarrassment. You have fallen from what little grace you had, and I know you'll PAY for it."

- Stella to Stolas after he stops her from attacking him.

"Seeing Stars"
"I'm going to take everything! Everything you own!"

- Stella, over the phone with Stolas

"What?! What did you just tell them to do?!"

- Stella, over the phone hearing Stolas telling the movers to break her things.

"Western Energy"
"Stolas. ****. FUCKISH IMP SUCKER! Up yours!"

- Stella, insulting Stolas in the cafe

"Guilty! Yes it was!"

- Stella, admitting to the assassination

"He'll be dead! Why wouldn't it?"

- Stella, to Andrealphus

"Agh! Well, what do you propose we do? He won't leave me anything willingly. He hates me almost as much as I hate him."

- Stella, to Andrealphus about Stolas

"Ooooh, but I want him dead so badly!"

- Stella, to Andrealphus complaining on wanting Stolas dead

"Change of plans darling, I need the prick alive."

- Stella, telling Striker to not kill Stolas

"Well stop it, we need him alive to get some affairs in order. I will pay you more to spare him and bring him to us. Glorious!"

- Stella, further explaining her intentions of keeping Stolas alive

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