Angel Dust/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Angel Dust. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"Yeah, yeah. Listen, keep this discreet ya hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos in the street! It was a quick cash grab... Ya got it?"

- Angel, to Travis

"Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult! Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi...shnookums."

- Angel creatively insulting Travis

"OH MY GOD! My drugs! Damn it!"

- Angel, after his drugs get destroyed by a boulder

"Oh~! harder, daddy!"

- Angel, jokingly to Sir Pentious

"Hm, kinky!"

- Angel, to Sir Pentious

"I've been making these sex jokes the whole time, and it's obvious you ain't catching on. I mean, it's just sad!"

- Angel, to Sir Pentious

"Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ahahaha! It wasn't that bad anyway..."

- Angel

"No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now, I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any liquor?"

- Angel, to Vaggie and Charlie

"Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby."

- Angel, to Vaggie

"Too late, toots. Wait, would that make me double dead? And where exactly do I go, to double-hell? Hahahahahaha, sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it."

- Angel, to Vaggie "Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around, we got a buncha fuckin' harlequin babies down here, hehehe- hey!"

- Angel, about other demons "This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!"

- Angel, about himself "Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore? Aw, well shucks."

- Angel, about the Hotel

"Eh, not big on politics."

- Angel, about Alastor

"Pfft, he looks like a strawberry pimp!"

- Angel, about Alastor

"To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?"

- Angel, about Vaggie

"I can suck ya dick!"

- Angel offering his services

"Dirty Healings"
"Who ya callin' a "filly", busta? I'm more man you could ever be, baby."

- Angel, to the mob boss

"So, lemme get this straight. I show up with Val's money to pay, and you chickenshits pull the tough gangster routine on me, just like that? Why, to look cool? You don't look cool, you look sad."

- Angel, to the drug cartel

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