Queen Bee/Transcript

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''[The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back of a car. Her phone buzzes, and she looks down and sees Blitzo trying to call her. She declines the call.]''

Driver: (offscreen) You want me to drop you off here?

Loona: *glances out the window* Oh! Uh! yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, uh... haven't been here before.

''[Loona steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.]''

Loona: (over text) Hey, I'm her

Loona: (over text) Oh shit

Loona: (over text) *here, sry :)

[Loona looks around nervously, until Vortex calls out to her.]

Vortex: *waves hand* Loo-naaa!

Vortex: Hey, girl! Glad you could make it!

Loona: Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me.

[The two walk into Bee's mansion, where the party is taking place.]

Loona: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!

[Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.]

Vortex: You want a…drink or anything?

Loona: Oh, uh… *tail rises* sure! Totally…

[Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.]

Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."

Dalmatian demon: That is so, not fetch!

Vikki: Not fetch!

[Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.]

Loona: *nervously* Ha ha ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha…aha…

Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?

Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona… yeah.

Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?

Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.

Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows her a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?

[Loona growls angrily in response.]

Loona: Why do you still have that?

Vikki: *looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy?

[Loona growls even more at her.]

Vikki: Wow, you're being really negative. Your aura is being really aggressive right now.

Loona: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!

[The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.]

Vikki: *feigns being offended* Oh, my dog! Wow!

Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!

Demon: (offscreen) You can't say that.

[Loona's ears droop in response as Vortex comes back with drinks.]

Vortex: Did I miss anything?

[Loona notices and puts up her fake smile again.]

Loona: *takes drink* No, no, no! No, nothing. *clears throat* No.

[A voice offscreen booms through a microphone, attracting most of the partygoers.]

Unknown Demon: (offscreen) Haha! How're my partygoing bitches tonight? Awooh, awooh!

[Vortex smiles at Loona in response, inviting her over.]

Unknown Demon: You ready to party with the Queen Bee of Glu-tto-ny? Come on.

[The demon reveals herself to be none other than Beelzebub, who was twirling around the disco ball as she hypes up her audience of partygoers.]

Beelzebub: Hell, yeah! 'Cus the honey is flowin' tonight! And this bitch is about to get fuckin' wild! Let's get it started!