Niffty/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Niffty. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!"

- Niffty, introducing herself

"Why are you all women? Are there any men here?!"

- Niffty, asking about the hotel staff

"This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense."

- Niffty, seeing how dirty the hotel is

"Overture"
"I like being forced."

- Niffty, about being forced to stay at the hotel

"Radio Killed the Video Star"
"Ooh, he's a bad boy."

- Niffty, about Sir Pentious

"The bad boy is back! Never leave me again."

- Niffty, upon seeing Sir Pentious back at the hotel

"I hated that song!"

- Niffty, after Charlie and Sir Pentious sang It Starts With Sorry

"Why are you so lame? NOT a bad boy."

- Niffty, to Sir Pentious

"Scrambled Eggs"
"Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!"

- Niffty, during the trust exercise

"Yay! Pain!"

- Niffty, after falling on her face

"I'm ready to punish some bad boys! *giggles*"

- Niffty, wearing her bondage outfit

"Dad Beat Dad"
"The ultimate bad boy! I bet he's scary."

- Niffty, about Lucifer

"Welcome to Heaven"
"You look messy! What happened to you?"

- Niffty, to Angel Dust

"I'm sweeping! Ugh, look how icky it is in here!"

- Niffty, sweeping the floor of the club { {Quote|Ohhh, I thought the hotel looked different!|Niffty, realizing that she is at a club}} "I'm...the mess?"

- Niffty, after Angel calls her a mess

"I just want a taste!"

- Niffty, after attempting to bite Valentino

"Hello Rosie!"
"So, like where are your wings?"

- Niffty to Vaggie

"Yeah, where are your tits?"

- Niffty to Vaggie

"I've named all the stains on the carpet. *giggles* That one's Fred."

- Niffty about the carpet

"The Show Must Go On"
"What can I do to help?"

- Niffty to Sir Pentious

"We're all gonna die!"

- Niffty after Charlie gives her speech about the battle against Heaven

"I really like them Alastor. they let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!"

- Niffty to Alastor about the hotel residents

"I dub thee King Roach."

- Niffty placing a roach crown on top of Alastors head

"STAB! STAB, STAB! *maniacal laughter* BLOOD! Hehehehaha!"

- Niffty, seconds after killing Adam

"Charlie told me to stab, so I did."

- Niffty, according to Katie Killjoy

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