Vaggie/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Vaggie. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"Just please follow the talking points we went over. And do not sing!"

- Vaggie, giving Charlie advice before she goes on the air

"Your credibility? What about the hotel's? Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!"

- Vaggie, responding to Angel's antics

"Was that you trying to be sexist, or racist?"

- Vaggie, to Angel Dust

"¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-!"

- Vaggie, insulting Angel Dust through her teeth

"After that trainwreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!"

- Vaggie, lashing out at Angel Dust

"Stop right there! Cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game. And I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here! You pompous, cheesy, talk show shitlord!"

- Vaggie, threatening Alastor

"Well, I don't trust him!"

- Vaggie, giving her opinion on Alastor

"Overture"
"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!"

- Vaggie, to Alastor

"Well, maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible."

- Vaggie, about whether or not Sinners can be redeemed

"This could be bad..."

- Vaggie, in response to Charlie's idea

"Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face?"

- Vaggie, directing the commercial

"That's it! I don't care who or what you are. If you are staying here, you are going to make this work. Because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"

- Vaggie, telling Alastor to fix the commercial

"Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial."

- Vaggie, to everyone

"Radio Killed the Video Star"
"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the Extermination?"

- Vaggie, realizing they may be able to find more recruits

"Scrambled Eggs"
"Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an Overlord?"

- Vaggie, to Pentious

"You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome."

- Vaggie, confiscating Pentious' weapons

"All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?"

- Vaggie, leading the trust building exercise

"No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down. I just need to teach them...the way I was taught..."

- Vaggie, before bringing the hotel's residents to a warzone

"There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up buttercups, because today you boys become men!"

- Vaggie, showing her idea of how to gain trust "Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?"

- Vaggie, to Charlie about the hotel's residents "I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dream a reality. I'm supposed to protect you. I'm supposed to never fail you."

- Vaggie, to Charlie

"If I can't help you, what's the point of me?"

- Vaggie, to Charlie after thinking her trust exercise failed

"Dad Beat Dad"
"Charlie...sweetie. You, uh...you good?"

- Vaggie, when seeing Charlie stressing over how to make the hotel work

"Okay, people, Lucifer is on his way. So we are going to get this place presentable, and we are all going to make an amazing impression! Vamonos!"

- Vaggie, to the hotel's residents

"And we've almost been able to find all of Angel's drug stashes...almost."

- Vaggie, touring Lucifer around the hotel

"This next part is gonna be...scary. You ready?"

- Vaggie, to Charlie after Lucifer gets them a meeting with Heaven

"The Show Must Go On"
"We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work."

- Vaggie, to everyone

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