Blitzo/Relationships

Moxxie
Among his employees, Blitzo ridicules Moxxie the most as the butt of his jokes. He hardly addresses Moxxie's concerns when they are not focused on his interests, mocks Moxxie's sex life and belittles his manhood; on top of this, Blitzo has zero respect for Moxxie's privacy, going as far as to repeatedly stalk Moxxie as he slept. Ironically, Blitzo insists that he considers them all to be family, though this was when he was defending Loona in the situation.

While in the pilot, Moxxie was shown to be agitated by Blitzo's behavior and would mostly scream whenever talking to him, the relationship went vice versa In "Murder Family", when Blitzo got annoyed and angry at Moxxie for making him miss his shot at Martha. After Moxxie saved him and Millie from Martha's wrath, Blitzo did accept Moxxie's apology and hugged him, but not without warning Moxxie that if he ever pulled a stunt like that again, Blitzo would "fuck" both him and his wife. To what extent this entails either rape or seduction is unknown.

Despite Blitzo's constant abuse of him, Blitzo sees Moxxie as a vital member of I.M.P and has stated at least once how he is glad to be working with him. In "Murder Family", Blitzo easily forgave Moxxie's naivety and celebrates his killing of Martha with a party. He also allows him and Millie to have a free time in Loo Loo Land when they should've been working, reassuring them that he can keep watch over Stolas on his own. Blitzo also shows that he can be very protective of Moxxie, as he panicked and became furious when Verosika Mayday and her employees attempted to rape Moxxie after he tried to reason with her; another instance was when Striker caused Blitzo to almost shoot Moxxie, causing him to bite Striker in the arm and punching him in the face several times in a rage.

It has also been evidenced that while Blitzo loves to aggravate Moxxie, he does not wish to hurt him emotionally. This can be seen when he looks confused once Moxxie becomes disappointed after realizing his boss had offered Striker to come work with them, as he made him feel inferior.

Blitzo also has an obsession with Moxxie's relationship with his wife, as he stalks them around outside work and even regularly trespasses in their home to watch them sleep. This obsession seems to have a sexual side to it, as he made dolls resembling Moxxie and Millie, with whom he masturbates with. This is also hinted by Blitzo's threat to Moxxie after Moxxie apologized for disrupting the assassination.

It is revealed in "Truth Seekers" that Blitzo harbors an inferiority complex towards Moxxie's intelligence, seen during his drug trip when a hallucination of Moxxie verbally dresses to him down in "Satan's plain English". Afterwards, Blitzo confesses that despite his constant disrespect, he admires Moxxie's brains and work ethic and they somewhat make up.

In the episode "Ozzie’s", his obsession with Moxxie and his wife was slightly expanded upon. Blitzo learned of Moxxie and Millie’s anniversary and assumed he would be in attendance with them at the restaurant they had reservations to, only for Moxxie to strictly forbid Blitzo from attending. Despite this, Blitzo continued to stalk Millie and Moxxie to Ozzie's, but was blocked by the bouncer, as it is a couples only establishment. With no other option, Blitzo invited Stolas as his “date” in order to continue his stalking. Throughout the evening, he is less interested by Stolas’ attempts at small talk and more so at watching Moxxie and Millie.

He did briefly cringe at Moxxie’s romantic love song for Millie, aware of the more sexually charged atmosphere. But, when Asmodeus and Fizzarolli started mocking Moxxie, he stood up for him and defended (albeit, poorly) his and Millie’s sex life, risking both his and Stolas’ reputations, indicating his protective side over Moxxie. In his room, he is seen with several photos of Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and several other loved ones, and he begins to go over each of them. This further reveals his care for Moxxie, despite his mistreatment of him.

Millie
Millie and Blitzo seem to have a positive relationship. Blitzo is more openly affectionate and nurturing towards her than he is towards Moxxie and shows it through gestures such as complementing her, giving her nicknames and, and offering her aid in the form of weapons and water in the middle of a battle and (unlike her husband) Millie seems to agree with some of Blitzo's more "out there" ideas. However, Blitzo stalks both Millie and her husband and sexually fantasizes about them both, once sticking two crude dolls of them into his pants. While Moxxie feels harassed, Millie, on the other hand, doesn't seem to care about his intrusions in their private lives and and laughs when she finds him in their fridge, not thinking it's a big deal.

Despite having a positive relationship with each other, it doesn’t mean Blitzo would give her special treatment in the same vein as Loona. In "Murder Family", after Moxxie apologizes to Blitzo for ruining his shot and getting both Blitzo and Millie almost killed, Blitzo threaten to hurt both Moxxie and Millie, although this threat is only made to Moxxie, when Millie is out of earshot.

While staying at her family farm during the Harvest Moon Festival, Blitzo did refer to Millie as a “gem of an assassin” to her parents. However, when Millie called Stolas her boss’s “boyfriend”, Blitzo admitted he won’t hesitate to slap Millie in front of her parents showing he can get a bit annoyed with her.

Blitzo also appears to harbor some jealousy towards Millie for her close relationship with Moxxie, something that was seemingly unattainable for him to have and secretly felt she was one of the things keeping Moxxie so distant from him. However, all of this was internal and he only hinted at it when he was drugged with truth serum and lashed out at Moxxie for only thinking about Millie in every situation and for spending all his time with her. He likely would have never mentioned it under normal circumstances and has presumably never discussed it with Millie directly.

Loona
Prior to the events of the series, Blitzo adopted Loona and hired her to be the company receptionist. He seems to genuinely see her as a daughter figure. As an employee, Blitzo disproportionately coddles her, covering up for her negligence and making up excuses for her sloppy work and disrespectful behavior. Even though Blitzo treats her like family, Loona does not reciprocate the feeling and expresses high animosity toward his affection, although Blitzo is oblivious or in denial of this. However, in the pilot she does crack a small smile when he defends her and smiles once more as Blitzo claims that she is family and brings them all in for a group hug.

In the episode "Spring Broken" Loona slips up and almost refers to Blitzo as "dad", making him quite happy, before she stops herself and calls him by his name, instead. He also becomes incredibly scared when he loses sight of Loona, shouting "Where's my baby?!". He is as protective of her, and he shows great hostility to Vortex whenever Loona tries to talk to him. Blitzo and Loona ended up in a heated argument over this until Loona shouted that she "doesn't need and never needed" him, which hurt Blitzo so much that Loona tried to backpedal, but he just walked away.

Despite the affection he frequently displays for his daughter, Blitzo will at times be disappointed when she fails to do serious tasks. As in "The Harvest Moon Festival", he got irritated when she didn't come to save him and Moxxie from Striker after he whistled for her. Nevertheless, he got over it quickly as shown when Blitzo stares at Loona adoringly while she looks away in annoyance after the ordeal is over.

In "Truth Seekers", Blitzo was scared that Loona had arrived to D.H.O.R.K.S. to rescue him (and Moxxie) but became very proud upon seeing his daughter easily fight off the agents and kissed her cheek, much to her chagrin.

However, in "Ozzie's" he did seem disappointed and sad when he realized Loona had gone to a party with Vortex and left a note explaining her absence since he was presumably seeking comfort after his humiliation at the club.

In "Seeing Stars", Blitzo tried to talk to Loona about her bad attitude, only for her to get angry and hit Blitzo. Loona then dared Blitzo to "grow a pair and replace [her]" to which Blitzo replied that he could and sent her to her desk. Presumably because of this Loona did not warn her coworkers that Octavia had entered the office, resulting in her taking the Grimoire with her to Los Angeles, much to Blitzo's dismay.

Blitzo then makes Loona come with them to find Octavia and she flips him off when he told her to find Octavia as Blitzo and Stolas were forcibly taken away. When Loona finds Octavia, Loona talks to her about how fathers can mess things up but still love their daughters very much, showing that she does care about Blitzo. After taking Octavia back to her father, Blitzo apologizes for saying he was going to replace her before Loona kicks him in the groin and smacks him with the Grimoire to stop him from hugging her again, albeit she did smile at him when he wasn't looking.

Cash Buckzo
Cash is Blitzo's father. Blitzo himself has stated that he detests his dad, but the only reason given thus far (from Blitzo) has been that his father did not support his dreams of being in musical theater. It is not clear if Blitzo and his father always had a strained relationship.

In "The Circus", Blitzo is hesitant to carry out Cash's plan to steal some of Stolas's family's belongings. However, Cash's manipulation presses him into carrying out the plan for his family's sake, ignoring the risk of Blitzo getting caught or how he was feeling scared.

Unnamed mother
While the relationship between him and his mother is unknown, Blitzo does seem to love and care for her. As shown in "The Circus", where Cash convinces him to burglarize the Goetia family on the grounds that it would benefit their family, mentioning helping him and Blitzo's mother. Blitzo only responds with saying he wants to help his "momma". Of course, it could be a moot point to mention helping the man right in front of him, but it cannot be ignored either.

Barbie Wire
Barbie is Blitzo's twin sister. Aside from the fact that the two used to work together in the circus, it is unknown what relationship they have outside of being blood related as they have yet to interact in the show. Despite this, Blitzo still keeps posters of their time in the circus featuring the two of them together next to a photo of Blitzo and Loona in the meeting room, and he did seem offended when Verosika Mayday stated she "says hi" while in rehab as an insult.

However, in "Ozzie's", when he landed on a picture of both him with his sister and and their mother, Blitzo began to tear up and immediately started sobbing into his pillow. This implies a strong relationship with his sister, something about whom causes Blitzo great sorrow.

Stolas
Blitzo has an interesting and complicated relationship with Stolas, ranging from begrudging affection to avoiding him all together. Throughout everything else with the two's relationship, there is a constant; in order to borrow his grimoire for opening portals to Earth, Blitzo has agreed to have monthly sex with Stolas.

Since the initial fornication, Stolas has been romantically attracted to Blitzo but the feeling has not been mutual. Stolas has only called him to order an assassination once that we've seen, almost every other time their phone calls are shown, it's been simply to grab his attention. Even in the aforementioned business call, while informing him about the target, Stolas gets distracted and begins to talk extremely dirty to Blitzo, causing the latter to destroy his cell phone and feed it to Loona.

Despite his reluctance to treat with Stolas, he is obliged to gratify the latter's sexual desires, as his entire company stands solely on the fact that they can use Stolas' grimoire to access the living world. In "Murder Family" he (under duress) agrees to join Stolas for a monthly sexual encounter in order to keep the book but leaves his burner phone behind immediately when Stolas continues to talk dirty.

It is implied that Stolas knew Blitzo was in danger since he was able to see Blitzo in one of the bubbles from his bath but chose to ignore it and popped the bubble and used Blitzo's problem to his advantage in order to get the former to accept his deal. It is also implied Stolas might have personally gone to his office several times and caused problems, as one of the emergency buttons Blitzo has under his desk lights up an icon on Loona's desk labeled simply "Stolas".

In "Loo Loo Land", upon receiving a call from Stolas, Blitzo immediately tells him he is not going to have sex with him. This is until Stolas revealed that he wanted to hire him, Moxxie and Millie as bodyguards for him and his daughter to go to Loo Loo Land. He ends up smashing his phone by accident after talking with Stolas, although that may have been from excitement upon receiving a job.

Blitzo then repeatedly warned Stolas that he better kept things professional since he was only there for work and nothing else, but Stolas just flirted with him instead and pretended to be in danger only to keep him close, with the only reason he hired I.M.P in the first place since he is perfectly capable of defending himself against petty thieves.

In "The Harvest Moon Festival", it shows that despite being annoyed at his lust for him, Blitzo admits that he doesn't really fuss on having sex with Stolas. When Millie refers to Stolas as "her boss's boyfriend", Blitzo is shown to be rather flushed at explaining that he only has sex with him for business reasons.

When he stumbled upon Striker preparing to kill Stolas, Blitzo hesitated on fighting Striker, but did after Moxxie stumbled upon them. However, it is unknown if Blitzo was actually concerned for Stolas' life or if he was only saving Stolas because he would lose access to Stolas' book if the latter was killed.

It is presumed that as a result of the hallucination trip he experienced in "Truth Seekers" and Stolas saving him from D.H.O.R.K.S., it is possible that Blitzo may no longer be as averse to showing affection to Stolas; he also notably french kissed him in the presence of his coworkers, something he would have likely refused to do in the past. Blitzo was also amazed on Stolas’s powers when Stolas saved him and the I.M.P from Agents One and Two.

During his own hallucination trip, an illusionary Stolas confronts Blitzo on his fear of being alone affecting every relationship he ever had, and caused him to push away any intimacy and affection shown to him, including the real Stolas. This implies that Blitzo may feel or care about Stolas to a degree, but he is quick to pushes away these accusations. It is also shown that he sees Stolas as leagues above him because of their difference in social standings.

However, his relationship with Stolas took a serious hit in "Ozzie's", where, during his attempt to stalk Moxxie and Millie on their anniversary, Blitzo was forced to invite Stolas as his date to get into the club they had reservations to. The process continued to worsen when Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and Verosika (Blitzo’s ex) began to mock Blitzo through song for his inability to keep a stable relationship, shocking Stolas. Although, he seemed more concerned for Blitzo than he was embarrassed.

Blitzo was especially embarrassed when Verosika recounted their history in front of Stolas. Meanwhile, Stolas' affair with Blitzo was revealed, and both Asmodeus and Fizzarolli accuse Stolas of throwing away his status for his lust, much to Blitzo's shame and Stolas' dismay. When Blitzo drove Stolas home, he refused the latter's offer to stay longer and simply enjoy the other’s company; to further add salt to the wound, he commented on why Stolas ever thought their relationship would expand beyond Stolas just wanting to have sex with him.

While this clearly hurt the Goetia prince's feelings, Blitzo did seem to show some remorse by apologizing and saying he just was not in the mood. When Blitzo returns home, it is revealed he has a few photos of Stolas saved on his phone, hinting he may hold some actual fondness of him; this also implies that he may still be pushing Stolas away from him, as shown by his insecurities being addressed in the former episode.

Again, despite any personal events, the two maintain a work relationship, as the Grimoire remained in Blitzo's possession. When Stolas' daughter went missing and took the Grimoire in "Seeing Stars", Blitzo is extremely fearful and nervous to inform Stolas that his daughter took the Grimoire he was meant to protect with his life. He helps Stolas search for Octavia, for reasons which can be picked apart and dismissed from actual care for her or Stolas.

Octavia
Appearing to meet for the first time in Loo Loo Land, they seemed to mesh with each other well when they interacted. While not friends in the any sense, they both do not approve of Stolas' dirty talk and have a shared hatred of Robo Fizz.

Though, they do have their similarities, they have grievances as well. Mainly, Octavia perceives him to be the main denominator on ruining her family, while Blitzo treats her as an afterthought.

However, he did not seem to have a problem with sleeping with her when he misinterpreted Stolas's call for bodyguards, only asking she'd "wash it" before being immediately corrected by Stolas. He later treated her like a child as he spoke with her father.

During the course of "Seeing Stars", Blitzo panics upon realizing that Octavia has disappeared using the Grimoire, which he was meant to guard with utmost security. Due to needing to reclaim the Grimoire or out of concern for her safety (or both), Blitzo immediately agrees to help find her with Stolas and the other members of I.M.P.

Fizzarolli
It is implied through several photos that Blitzo, at some point early in his life, was on fairly good terms with Fizzarolli and were good friends. A past work relationship was confirmed in S2E1, "The Circus", where it was revealed that the two were stage performers together as children, and sometimes performed a duo act.

Outside of their work time, they would often play together, somewhat to the point of having a sibling relationship; however, by the start of the series, their relationship had long been a bitter, antagonistic one.

While it is currently unknown what the circumstances were that led to their falling out, it is shown that Blitzo was nervous when encountering him again and became uncomfortable when Fizzarolli targeted him for mockery during the episode "Ozzie's", commenting how Blitzo's love life is "a pile of shit."

Robo Fizz
Similar to his relationship with the actual Fizzarolli, Blitzo has a rivalry with his robot doppelganger. Robo Fizz comments how the kids would run away from him and how the crowd would be silent when he would tell jokes. Blitzo attempts to shoot at the robot for his mockery, only for them to end up battling and damaging (if not destroying) Loo Loo Land in the process.

It is unknown why he hates Robo Fizz and Fizzarolli, but it is most likely linked to Robo Fizz's nature as an extension of Fizzarolli rather than a personal grudge against the machine. However, we do not know enough about Robo Fizz in the first place to be sure.

As one of the main people who have negatively impacted Blitzo in his life, a black and white cartoony version of Robo Fizz appears as one of the specters that torment Blitzo during his hallucination in "Truth Seekers", reminding him of his failure to go solo.

Verosika Mayday
Verosika Mayday is Blitzo's ex-girlfriend. The only things he feels towards their previous relationship are anger and regret, even stating that their entire relationship was a waste of time. The amount of time that has passed since their breakup is unknown but to two of them remain bitter about it to this day.

The two of them constantly argue and hurl insults at each other whenever they're on screen together and they both only talk negatively about each other, with Blitzo throwing around insulting remarks about Verosika's promiscuity, alcoholism and tastes and Verosika insulting Blitzo's family, business and incompetence. The thing Blitzo is most quick to call Verosika is a whore.

Despite their animosity, the two did share a quick laugh over a Human Resources joke. She also has a tattoo of his name in a heart which she's crossed off, signifying that she once felt their relationship was serious.

As of "Truth Seekers", the emotional scars from Blitzo's time with Verosika haven't fully healed. She appears as one of the slimy specters that torment him during his hallucination, resenting him for his selfish nature. It's shown that on some level, he regrets hurting her but seemed to believe that she would eventually break up with him and their split was inevitable.

In "Ozzie's", Verosika takes the chance to mock Blitzo after realizing he is there and once again berates him for the way he treated her and his selfishness overall.

In "Seeing Stars", it is hinted at that Blitzo may still be attracted to (and possibly still have feelings for) Verosika on some level, with him having an image of her on a calendar in the I.M.P. office, albeit with her face covered by a sticky-note with a poorly drawn version of Blitzo's own face. Given Blitzo's love for art, we can assume this was a self-portrait.

Vortex
Blitzo has a strong dislike of Vortex for being associated with Verosika while Vortex threatened Blitzo during his argument with Verosika over the parking spot. But otherwise, he doesn't care about Blitzo or his "beef" with Verosika.

However, when Blitzo argues with Loona for avoiding work and trying to flirt with Vortex, the latter butted in their argument and told Blitzo to "chill", but he snapped at and ignored him while Vortex praises Loona for standing up for herself after she yelled at Blitzo, hurting his feelings and making him walk away.

Wally Wackford
Blitzo dislikes Wally Wackford, using a TV playing his commercial for target practice. Later, when Wackford arrived to hire Loopty and the newly deceased Lyle Lipton, Blitzo promptly ordered him to leave for destroying his wall and cracking a bad pun about it.

Striker
Blitzo first met Striker at Millie's family ranch on the day of the annual Blood Moon Festival. The two initially had a mutual admiration for each other, as Striker was impressed that Blitzo was one of the few imps to start his own business and Blitzo in turn found him to be a "manly man".

After they tied victory in the Pain Games due to their equal strength and skill, Blitzo decided to hire him to come work for I.M.P, even though he knew this was much to Moxxie's displeasure. This plan was aborted when Blitzo discovered that Striker was planning to kill his main benefactor, Stolas, without his permission.

Striker tried to convince Blitzo to join him in killing Stolas and the other Overlords of Hell by manipulating Blitzo’s insecurity of being a degraded demon in Hell’s hierarchy, and Blitzo appeared to agree, but Moxxie entered the room and attacked Striker, with Blitzo joining the fight against Striker. They fought to a draw and Striker escaped, much to Blitzo’s worry, showing that he finds Striker to be a serious threat.

Despite their brief time together, Striker left a lasting impression on Blitzo. He returns as one of the specters that torment Blitzo during his hallucination in "Truth Seekers", mocking him for not really wanting to be alone.

Bombproof
It can be assumed Blitzo is completely fascinated with Bombproof, as he is seen admiring the horse throughout "The Harvest Moon Festival".

Blitzo also has a drawing of himself riding Bombproof as his phone's homescreen among the many pictures and drawings on his apartment walls. This is not surprising, given Blitzo's obsession with horses.

Katie Killjoy
His adoration of the head news anchor of 666 News is yet to be shown outside of a doodle of her that he drew that can be seen pinned on his "Boss Goals" board in the pilot.

Rosie
Like his adoration of Katie Killjoy, his adoration for this particular overlord is yet to be shown outside of a doodle of her he made that can be seen pinned on his "Boss Goals" board in the pilot.

C.H.E.R.U.B
Blitzo greatly hates cherubs and finds immense joy in annoying and antagonizing them. When three of their members arrived to prevent Lyle Lipton from committing suicide, Blitzo led the charge in trying to convince him that his life wasn't worth living.

Eventually, when the cherubs finally confronted I.M.P over interfering with their duties, Blitzo asserted that he and his crew also had a job to do, culminating in an all-out fight between the two factions.

Eddie
After being insulted by Eddie, he was happy to find out that Eddie was the right target all along and immediately kills him in one shot as he and his employees proceed to dismember his carcass and return his deceased self to his mother back on Earth.

Martha
It is revealed in "Loo Loo Land" that he keeps her eye in a jar in his office as a memento from her assassination in "Murder Family".

D.H.O.R.K.S.
Blitzo despises the organization for capturing Moxxie and himself after a mission. He mocks and belittles two of the members during his interrogation. Then, later gleefully joins his teammates in slaughtering several of their agents.

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