Wally Wackford/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Wally Wackford. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Loo Loo Land"
"Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!"

- Wally, selling fire torches at Loo Loo Land

"Owww! I say, OWWWW!"

- Wally, when Blitzo crash lands on Wally's torch cart

"C.H.E.R.U.B"
"I say! I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me! At Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory"! Where YOU can make the things and I make the money! Please, I'm very desperate!"

- Wally, in his commercial

"Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name’s Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! I mean, employ."

- Wally, to Loopty and Lyle

"I guess…you can say, you say, you have a hole-y operation here, Blitzo!"

- Wally, to Blitzo

"The Harvest Moon Festival"
"Welcome, I say-a, welcome-a... all to Wrath-a Ring’s-a annual-a Harvest-a Moon-a... a-Festival! To kick things up, we have the great prince Stolas-a, here to usher in this here Pain Games!"

- Wally, announcing in the Harvest Moon Festival

"I say, I say, for the first year ever, we have a tie for winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games!"

- Wally, announcing the winners of the Pain Games

"Ozzie's"
"Are you sleeping with an imp?"

- Wally, seeing Stolas with Blitzo during the musical number

Season 2
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