Angel Dust/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Angel Dust. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"Yeah, yeah. Listen, keep this discreet ya hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos in the street! It was a quick cash grab... Ya got it?"

- Angel, to Travis

"Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult~ Lemme know when ya come up wit' somethin' creative to call me, ya sack o' poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi~.. shnookums~"

- Angel creatively insulting Travis

"OH MY GOD! My drugs! Damn it!"

- Angel, after his drugs get destroyed by a boulder

"Oh~! harder, daddy!"

- Angel, jokingly, to Sir Pentious

"Hm, kinky!"

- Angel, to Sir Pentious

"You know, ya really gotta watch what comes outta your mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole time, and it's obvious you ain't catching on.. I mean, it's just- sad!"

- Angel, to Sir Pentious

"Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred.. Ahahaha! It wasn't that bad anyway...~"

- Angel, to Vaggie

"No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now, I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any liquor?"

- Angel, to Vaggie and Charlie

"Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby."

- Angel, to Vaggie

"Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!"

- Angel Dust to Vaggie, after being questioned whether the previous statement was supposed to be sexist or racist.

"Too late, toots. Wait, would that make me double dead? Heh- And where exactly do I go, to double Hell? Hahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch! Get used to it."

- Angel, to Vaggie

"Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around, we got a buncha fuckin' harlequin babies down here!"

- Angel, about other demons

"Hey! This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!"

- Angel, about himself

"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore? Aw, well shucks."

- Angel, about the Hotel

"Eh, not big on politics."

- Angel, to Vaggie, about Alastor

"Pfft, he looks like a strawberry pimp!"

- Angel, about Alastor

"To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?"

- Angel, to Vaggie

"I can suck ya dick!"

- Angel, offering his services to Alastor

"Dirty Healings"
"Who ya callin' a "filly", busta? I'm more man you could ever be, baby."

- Angel, to the mob boss

"So, lemme get this straight. I show up with Val's money to pay, and you chickenshits pull the tough gangster routine on me, just like that? Why, to look cool? You don't look cool, you look sad."

- Angel, to the drug cartel

Hazbin Hotel Season 1
"That bitch is halfway down the street!"

- Angel, about Charlie in Happy Day in Hell

"Do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?"

- Angel to Valentino

"I'm a bad man who never got enough hugs. Where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?"

- Angel doing a skit in the Hazbin Hotel trailer "If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?!"

- Angel, to Charlie and Vaggie, while pointing at himself

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