Paimon/Quotes

The Circus
"There is my little-uh, which son is this one? There's so fucking many."

- Paimon when seeing Stolas.

"Stolas! Yes-heh right, right, that's the one. The owl boy."

- Paimon after being reminded by the butler.

"Well my little one, it is finally your day of becoming a true part of the Goetia family. How good for you."

- Paimon, to Stolas.

"Are you ready to know what you'll be meant to do to serve hell?"

- Paimon before handing Stolas the grimoire.

"You will be entrusted with the study of the earth's skies—the stars, the prophecies, they hold all that stuff. Isn't that fun?"

- Paimon telling Stolas about his duties.

"You will begin the studies of your grimoire, which will you grant access to the mortal realm to study and observe. And you will grow to be a mighty prince of Hell with your own legions to lead and pass on your knowledge to."

- Paimon, presenting the grimoire.

"Wonderful! Also son, you are destined to sire a precautionary addition to the Goetia family—so, you are now engaged."

- Paimon telling Stolas about his arranged marriage with Stella.

"Congratulations, isn't she charming?"

- Paimon holding a horrifying picture of a young Stella.

"That's an ugly noise son. Here, how about you cease bitch crying?"

- Paimon when Stolas gets upset about the arranged marriage.

"That usually works. Would you like it if I took you to the circus in town? Children enjoy the circus, right?"

- Paimon suggesting to go to the circus with Stolas.

"Would that distract enough from your non-negotiable future marriage?"

- Paimon attempting to comfort Stolas.

"Is there a spot that's close to the front, but also far enough that I don't have to oversmell the poor?"

- Paimon not wanting to sit near the audience in the circus.

"What a show! That was real great."

- Paimon to Cash Buckzo after the circus acts end.

"So—ahem that little clown you have, my son really enjoyed that one. I wondering if I could buy him? Purchase him, yes, accurate."

- Paimon asking Cash wanting to buy Blitzo.

"My son doesn't have any friends you see, and he liked the little clown boy. It's his birthday, he's so sad and I don't want to deal with him. Can I write a check?"

- Paimon explaining his intentions with purchasing Blitzo.

"No-no, the other one. Correct, how much?"

- Paimon referring to Blitzo instead of Fizzarolli.

"A-uh wadded up 5 and a slim-fit condom."

- Paimon when Cash tells him how much he has to get Blitzo.

"Splendid! Fetch him for me and we will be on our way."

- Paimon before leaving the circus tent.

"Here is your new friend, my son. Uh-happy birthday."

- Paimon introducing Blitzo to Stolas.

"Don't bow to that one! He bows to us, idiot."

- Paimon when Stolas bows to Blitzo.

"I'm so good at daddy-ing~!"

- Paimon referring to his parenting skills.