Adam/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Adam. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Overture"
""So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and I was all like, "Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way, I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!" So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?""

- Adam to Charlie "I know. I fucking rock"

- Adam, to Charlie after she realized that he was the first man on Earth "Call me dickmaster."

- Adam, to Charlie when she goes through variations of titles to call him. "Fuckin' love puttin' my name on shit. Shit's the best!"

- Adam, to Charlie "♪ Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts. I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months! ♪"

- Adam to Charlie during his song to move the Extermination

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!"

- Adam to Lute, calming her down

Welcome to Heaven
"Holy fucking shit balls. Am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?"

- Adam, after seeing Charlie and Vaggie in Heaven "Maybe cause you left the band. You tried for a solo career. Or I guess it's more of a...duet."

- Adam, to Vaggie "Do you really think I wouldn't recognise one of my top girls just cause you're out of uniform? You were on the front lines. I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever...Vaggie."

- Adam, confronting Vaggie "To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that, I guess."

- Adam, to Vaggie about her relationship with Charlie "What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen!"

- Adam, to Charlie "Oh, yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed."

- Adam, about Angel Dust "Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behaviour is okay?"

- Adam, to Charlie "♪ A man only lives once, we'll see you in one month! Gotta say, I can't wait to, come down and exterminate you! ♪"

- Adam, to Charlie during You Didn't Know "Oh, yes! I win! Suck it, bitches! You better save the date, c*nts, because we're coming to your hotel...first!"

- Adam, to Charlie and Vaggie

The Show Must Go On
"Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for pussies!"

- Adam responding to Alastor's threat "Radio is fucking dead!"

- Adam before attacking Alastor

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