Wally Wackford/Quotes

Loo Loo Land
"Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!"

- Wally, selling fire torches at Loo Loo Land

"Owww! I say, OWWWW!"

- Wally, when Blitzo crash lands on Wally's torch cart

C.H.E.R.U.B
"I say! I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me! At Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory"! Where YOU can make the things and I make the money! Please, I'm very desperate!"

- Wally, in his commercial

"Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name’s Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! I mean, employ~"

- Wally, to Loopty and Lyle

"I guess…you can say, you say, you have a holey operation here, Blitzo!"

- Wally, to Blitzo

"Oh-ho-ho! I say, “Oh!”"

- Wally, laughing

The Harvest Moon Festival
"Welcome, I say-a, welcome-a... all to Wrath-a Ring’s-a annual-a Harvest-a Moon-a... a-Festival! To kick things up, we have the great prince Stolas-a, here to usher in this here Pain Games!"

- Wally, announcing in the Harvest Moon Festival

"I say, I say, for the first year ever, we have a tie for winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games!"

- Wally, announcing the winners of the Pain Games

Ozzie's
"Uh, hurry up, Bullet, and uh, SING, boy! I say, I say..."

- Wally, to Moxxie in a drunken tone

"Are you sleeping with an imp?"

- Wally, seeing Stolas with Blitzo during the musical number