Stayed Gone

Status Quo is one of the two songs featured in the Hazbin Hotel episode "Radio Killed the Video Star", sung by Vox and Alastor.

Lyrics
Vox: Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the TV on!

Welcome to the show Talk of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program!

So, The Radio Demon's back in town Why's he hangin' around? What does that mean for your family?

Well, handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And, I don't mean to sound hostile, But, the demon is a coward!

You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible

Stop giving him the time of day, Don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay But, he should've stayed away!

While he hid in radio We pivoted to video Now, his medium is getting bloody rare

Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit!

Alastor: Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners rejoice! (Vox: What a dated voice!) Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast (Vox: C'mon!)

Is Vox insecure, pursuing alure? Between this spat and that, Has that been working? (Vox: Ignore his chirping!)

Everyday, he's got a new format (Vox: You're looking at the future! He's the shit that comes before that!)

Is Vox as strong as he rapports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees (Vox: Oh, please!)

And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team! (Vox: Hold on!) I said "No", and now he's pissy, that's the tea!

Vox: You old-timey prick, I'll show you suffering! (Alastor: Aww, the TV is buffering) I'll destroy you! (Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal)

Alastor: Let's begin... I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stay gone, tune on in

When I'm done Your status quo will know its race is run All this will be fun Hmhmhmhmhmhm...hahahahahahaha!

Trivia

 * According to Alastor, he was allegedly invited by Vox to be a part of his team prior to the events of the series, and it was because of the former's rejection that sparked the ongoing rivalry between the two.

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