User blog:VeggieGoBrrrr/Topic: Hiding Bodies

Ok, the reason why I'm making this blog post is becuase a topic was brought to my mind the other day by none other than my twin sister fruity. She was saying how her latest victim was buried in the middle of the forest. That made me wonder and I thought of right and wrong ways to hide a body.

Right ways to hide a body

 * Use the body as compost
 * Feed the meat to your dogs and grind up the bones and use the powder as fertilizer
 * Dump body in volcano
 * Anyway that the body is disinerated

Wrong ways to hide a body

 * Burning the body
 * Burying the body
 * Eating the body
 * Dismembering the body
 * Shoving the body in a safe
 * Selling the body to black market