Moxxie/Quotes

The Pilot
"We can't afford a billboard, sir."

- Moxxie, about Blitzo's suggestion

"I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you additionally had paid to run a full three hours on a channel nobody watches!"

- Moxxie, about their company jingle

"YOU sit! Sit on...a...and the di- DO YOUR JOB!!""

- Moxxie, trying to think of a comeback towards Loona

"Are you kidding, sir? She's awful."

- Moxxie, about Loona's behavior

"You what?"

- -Moxxie, to Blitzo

"We aren't a family, sir. You are the boss, we are the employees."

- Moxxie, disagreeing with Blitzo's statement about their company being a family

"WHAT THE?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"I was dreaming my parents were being murdered... but now I'd like to go back to that."

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"Of all the Imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell. Oh, Millie~"

- Moxxie, about Millie

"Are you FUCKING filming us right now?!"

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

"Just. Stop. Doing. That."

- Moxxie, to Blitzo

Murder Family
"I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy. I panicked."

- Moxxie, crying to Blitzo after a panic attack

"I will call your earthly authorities and they will make sure you are dealt with, fairly. I'm handling this, my way."

- Moxxie to Ralphie

Loo Loo Land
"Oh crumbs. I knew today would be a lot. What do you need? Antacid, Ibuprofen, Morphine?"

- Moxxie asking Octavia

"Oh, right, but she said it was literal."

- Moxxie saying Octavia saying that literal

"That is deeply upsetting."

- Moxxie talking about his opinion on the animatronic

"Don't talk to me! I KNOW you're a pervert under there!"

- Moxxie calling out a Loo Loo Land mascot

"Yeah... The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?"

- Moxxie talking to Millie about the Novelty cups

"The "everything is now on fire" kind."

- Moxxie to Stolas

"Way to ruin another good thing, sir."

- Moxxie telling to Blitzo

Spring Broken
"I just... is she blind, suffering some form of brain damage?"

- Moxxie "You do that all the time, sir!"

- Moxxie "Touché."

- Moxxie, after being called out for his hypocrisy "Millie...hi... Hey when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em."

- Drunk Moxxie "Fish."

- Drunk Moxxie "I love that woman."

- Drunk Moxxie, referring to Millie

"This is funny. I'm sooooo drinky."

- Drunk Moxxie

"Hahahaha. Oh Satan! Hehehe. You'd all be so FUCKED!"

- Drunk Moxxie "A human called me a possum. I am NOT a possum!"

- Drunk Moxxie