Chazwick Thurman/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Chazwick Thurman. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Exes and Oohs"
"What is up party people!"

- Chazwick, when entering Crimson's house.

"Looks like I have two, big SEX reunions today! How lucky am I?"

- Chazwick, when entering Crimson's house.

"Yea, no big deal but I'd usually bone half of the people in any room I'm in."

- Chazwick, after Millie questions Moxxie about dating him.

"But I still remember it like it was yesterday! You, a fledging mafioso; me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like it was written in stars!"

- Chazwick, recounting his time with Moxxie.

"Well, heh, like you said 'It was a long time ago'!"

- Chazwick, before Millie attacks him.

"I've grown, matured, and recently came into millions! But you know, mostly the mature thing."

- Chazwick, saying he has improved when Moxxie left.

"Well, I'm a whole package! If you know what I mean. I got a big dick~!"

- Chazwick, joking about himself.

"Like what I've done with the place?"

- Chazwick, mentioning the array of photos featuring himself.

"C'mon Mox, we used to have so much fun here, remember?"

- Chazwick, attempting to sleep with Moxxie.

"Never what? Let me take you to cum town again?"

- Chazwick, interrupting Moxxie.

"I know what you want most, Moxxie Popsy! How 'bout a sexually-charged musical number!"

- Chazwick, before singing his solo.

"Damn it, this usually works."

- Chazwick, after Millie kicks him out.

"Hey there, good lookin'."

- Chazwick, to Blitzo.

"Does that mean you're "down to clown"?"

- Chazwick, asking to sleep with Blitzo.

"I'll show you all the things they liked in the sack!"

- Chazwick, before Blitzo lets him in his room.

"Sorry babe, you aren't the only junk in my trunk, heh! Dammit, that is not a good one!"

- Chazwick, when Blitzo finds his master plan in the car.

"I think I saw him head outside, he said something about 'needing some fresh air', or something?"

- Chazwick, to Millie, when Blitzo doesn't show up in dining room.

"Awww, you told me all the chairs would be filled!"

- Chazwick, to Crimson during the ceremony.

"Hey! What about my w—"

- Chazwick, at the end of the ceremony.