Millie/Quotes

The Pilot
"What about a car wash?"

- Millie, giving a suggestion

"People LOVE musicals, sir."

- Millie, agreeing with Blitzo

"Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie? I thought I knew you."

- Millie, flirtily to Moxxie

"🎵 It's for him that I fell 🎵"

- Millie, singing along to "Oh Millie"

"Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!"

- Millie, calming Moxxie down

"No he's not, you bitch!"

- Millie, against Loona's claim that Moxxie is easy to manage

"That's my husband you're talkin' to!"

- Millie, to Eddie

Murder Family
"Moxxie stop shakin’! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"Guilty and innocent aren't our business Mox. Killin' who we're paid to is. Our. Business."

- Millie, trying to get Moxxie to shoot a target

Loo Loo Land
"Loo Loo Land?!"

- Millie, excited to go to Loo Loo Land

"Wow! I haven't been in this place since I was a tot. It hasn't changed a bit. Oh, look! It's big Woobly!"

- Millie being excited coming back

"Oh come on! It's fun! You never been here?"

- Millie asking Moxxie

"Yeeees! I don't know what that thing is, but I want that THING!"

- Millie, to Moxxie

Spring Broken
"What was sex with her like?"

- Millie, asking Blitzo about his love life with Verosika

"What?! It's a popstar! You'd want to know what's sex with Michael Crawford was like."

- Millie, to Moxxie about her question to Blitzo

"Do you have a human disguise?"

- Millie to Loona

"Flawless logic."

- Millie, about Blitzo's revised plan

"Hell yeah! Team M and M getting shit done! Making the money!"

- Millie to Moxxie

"Is Moxxie okay?"

- Millie to Blitzo

"I don't think this belonged to any of us. Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

- Millie, tossing a flask back to Verosika

"Fuck yeah!"

- Millie when I.M.P won the bet

C.H.E.R.U.B
"Woo! You’re on a roll, sir!"

- Millie, complimenting Blitzo on shooting the TV

"Let’s kill this rich guy!"

- Millie, about Lyle Lipton

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now that you’re old and gross?"

- Millie, to Lyle on his deathbed

"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!"

- Millie, flipping the bird at C.H.E.R.U.B

"So…how do we make this bad?"

- Millie, wanting to know how to ruin opera

"And so are you! So why don’t you shut your trap, you judgmental, cotton candy, tit-havin’ bitch?!"

- Millie, to Keenie, calling C.H.E.R.U.B out on their hypocrisy

The Harvest Moon Festival
"THE HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL?! YEE FUCKING HAW!"

- Millie, when she finds out Blitzo is going to The Harvest Moon Festival

"Oh no! Freelance isn’t free! It's a-- Never mind. We’re just visiting for the festival. The prince is our boss’ (in a dramatic voice) BOYFRIEND!"

- Millie telling Striker why her and her co-workers are at the ranch

"Yeah! Wish I could play!"

- Millie, about the Pain Games

"I’m aware, but I only caused nine of them! How come Sallie May still gets to compete?"

- Millie, to her mom

"Don’t let 'em get to you. And hey, you don’t need my parents to respect you. They will eventually."

- Millie, to Moxxie about getting a respect from her parents

"I had worse than this at my brother's wedding, but I caught that fucking bouquet, and it was fucking worth it!"

- Millie, to Moxxie

"I love you hon, but for fuck's sake!"

- Millie, telling Moxxie to hurry up

"I was seein' red, Ma! And he was slippery!"

- Millie, to her mom about facing Striker

"Wooow! He nodded! He’s never acknowledged your input before!"

- Millie, to Moxxie after seeing him getting some respect from her dad

Truth Seekers
"What're you doing sittin' there? The boys are in trouble, open it again."

- Millie telling Loona to open the portal to save Moxxie and Blitzo.

"OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW!"

- Millie angrily demanding Loona to open the portal

"I'm like five years older than you."

- Millie after Loona calls her old.

Ozzie's
"I'm still so jazzed up!!"

- Millie, after their latest murder on the lumberjacks

"Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

- Millie, about Ozzie's

"Relax sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and clean this blood off."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox."

- Millie, to Moxxie about his song