Millie/Quotes

The Pilot
"What about a car wash?"

- Millie, giving a suggestion

"People LOVE musicals, sir."

- Millie, agreeing with Blitzo

"Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie? I thought I knew you."

- Millie, flirtily to Moxxie

"It's for him that I fell~"

- Millie, about Moxxie

"Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!"

- Millie, calming Moxxie down

"That's my husband you're talkin' to!"

- Millie, to Eddie

Murder Family
"Moxxie stop shakin’! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound."

- Millie, to Moxxie

"Guilty and innocent aren't our business Mox. Killin' who we're paid to is. Our. Business."

- Millie, trying to get Moxxie to shoot a target

Loo Loo Land
"Loo Loo Land?!"

- Millie, excited to go to Loo Loo Land "Wow! I haven't been in this place since I was a tot. It hasn't changed a bit. Oh, look! It's big Woobly!"

- Millie being excited coming back "Oh come on! It's fun! You never been here?"

- Millie asking Moxxie "Yeeees! I don't know what that thing is, but I want that THING!"

- -Millie, to Moxxie

Spring Broken
"What was sex with her like?"

- Millie, asking Blitzo about his love life with Verosika "What?! It's a popstar! You'd want to know what's sex with Michael Crawford was like."

- Millie, to Moxxie about her question to Blitzo "Do you have a human disguise?"

- Millie to Loona "Flawless logic."

- Millie, about Blitzo's revised plan "Hell yeah! Team M and M getting shit done! Making the money!"

- Millie to Moxxie "Is Moxxie okay?"

- Millie to Blitzo "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."

- Millie, to Verosika "Fuck yeah!"

- Millie when I.M.P won the bet

C.H.E.R.U.B
"You’re on a roll, sir!"

- Millie, complimenting Blitzo on shooting the TV

"Let’s kill this rich guy!"

- Millie, about Lyle Lipton

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now that you’re old and gross?"

- Millie, to Lyle on his deathbed

"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!"

- Millie, flipping the bird at C.H.E.R.U.B

"And so are you! So why don’t you shut your trap, you judgemental, cotton candy, tit-havin’ bitch?!"

- Millie, to Keenie, calling C.H.E.R.U.B out on their hypocrisy

The Harvest Moon Festival
"THE HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL?! YEE FUCKING HAW!"

- Millie, when she find out Blitzo is going to The Harvest Moon Festival

"Oh no! Freelance isn’t free! It's a-- Never mind. We’re just visiting for the festival. The prince is our boss’ (in a dramatic voice) BOYFRIEND!"

- Millie telling Striker why her and her co-workers are at the ranch

"Yeah! Wish I could play!"

- Millie, about the Pain Games

"I’m aware, but I only caused nine of them! How come Sallie May still gets to compete?"

- Millie, to her mom

"Don’t let 'em get to you. And hey, you don’t need my parents to respect you. They will eventually."

- Millie, to Moxxie about gettting a respect from her parents

"I had worse than this at my brother's wedding, but I caught that fucking bouquet, and it was fucking worth it!"

- Millie, to Moxxie

"I love you hon, but for fuck's sake!"

- Millie, telling Moxxie to hurry up

"I was seein' red, Ma! And he was slippery!"

- Millie, to her mom about facing Striker

"Wooow! He nodded! He’s never acknowledged your input before!"

- Millie, to Moxxie after seeing him getting some repsect from her dad

Truth Seekers
"What're you doing sittin' there? The boys are in trouble, open it again."

- Millie telling Loona to open the portal to save Moxxie and Blitzo.

"I'm like five years older than you."

- Millie after Loona calls her old.