Stolas/Quotes

The Pilot
"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry…and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red **** of yours ***** your s**** and lick all of your *** before taking out your **** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming **************** like a fucking baby--!"

- Stolas, graphically describing sexual activity, to Blitzo over the phone, before Blitzo hung up

Murder Family
"Ooh, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo "I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my Grimoire."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job, that I have allowed you to use to do yours."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"Ooh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c** inside of my **** del***, de-...butter the d***"

- Stolas, to Blitzo on a phone call before being cut off by Martha.

"-*** I'll use while you and I are ****** jelly sandwiches all night!"

- Stolas, still talking on Blitzo's discarded phone.

Loo Loo Land
"Mmph. Via's calling us, Stella."

- Stolas, telling Stella that Octavia is calling for them (back when Octavia was a little girl)

"When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember…No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away from my special little star fire!"

- Stolas, before singing his lullaby to Octavia

"It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!"

- Stolas, when Stella got on his case about sleeping with an imp

"No! Of course not!"

- Stolas, about an imp servant

"Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlette?"

- Stolas, to Octavia

"We're rich and we are hot. People want our money AND our bodies! Speak for yourself, princess."

- Stolas talking to Octavia "Now I'm calling the ONLY man who can **** me! Who can protect me, us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know."

- Stolas talking to Octavia his daughter

"Why hello, my big-dicked Blitzy!"

- Stolas calling Blitzo

"Language everyone! I have a special request."

- Stolas talking to Blitzo and Octavia

"No! No, no, no no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little imps could accompany us?"

- Stolas asking Blitzo's team to accompany him and his daughter

"You are so cute when you are serious!"

- Stolas complimenting Blitzo

"Oh, Blitzy! I need my bodyguard please!"

- Stolas calling for Blitzo to save him

"Hmm! I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!"

- Stolas, hoping to be saved by Blitzo

"Uh that's better! Now where is Blitzy? HE'S my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones."

- Stolas, asking where Blitzo is

"I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for…everything…happening right now. I know it's…a lot. I, uh-- I should have listened."

- Stolas, apologizing to Octavia

"You need to understand…your mother and I…I just-…I felt-…She's always been…I haven't been- Ha-…We weren't in…I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words."

- Stolas, during his conversation with Octavia

"What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never."

- Stolas, to Octavia when being asked about running off with Blizto and leaving her behind "I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it, anyway."

- Stolas and Octavia leaving Loo Loo Land

The Harvest Moon Festival
"I'm sorry for having to move our little rendez-vous early, I have an engagement on the full moon."

- Stolas to Blitzo.

"As shocking as it may seem Blitzy, my grimoire is actually incredibly important and it isn’t supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty imps like yourself."

- Stolas to Blitzo when needing the book for his clients.

"The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion, it's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath, It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals."

- Stolas informing Blitzo about the Harvest Moon Festival.

"Oh! Why don’t you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all, special access."

- Stolas asking Blitzo to participate in the Harvest Moon Festival.

"I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun, I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival, it's the same every year."

- Stolas to Blitzo when thinking his business is being used to be Stolas's bodyguards

"Greetings tiny Wrath Ring imps, I hereby welcome you to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor that continue to feed the citizens of Hell! I'm happy to kick off the start of these games that will challenge the toughest imps to show their skill and dominance, good luck to you all! Especially that sexy little one there, yoo-hoo Blitzy~!"

- Stolas's opening speech at the festival.

"The winners are, Striker and my darling Blitzy~!"

- Stolas at the end of the festival games.

"My dear commoners of the Ring of Wrath, I, Stolas of the Ars Goetia, hereby curse this year's harvest with the glow of the true harvest moon!"

- Stolas before revealing the harvest moon to the imps.

Truth Seekers
"Who dares threaten my impish little play-thing?"

- Stolas when entering D.H.O.R.K.S headquarters

"What's the matter demon hunter? Never seen a REAL demon before?"

- Stolas possessing Agent 2

"I have my ways darling, are you alright?"

- Stolas checking up on Blitzo

"How the fuck did you get caught by humans?! Are you little creatures not being careful up here? You know, if YOU get in trouble, I get in trouble. WE don't want that."

- Stolas seeing that I.M.P almost get cornered by Agents 1 and 2

"Luckily for you, most don't believe the word of the demon-obsessed lunatics. They are seen as kooks. Kooks, such a silly word."

- Stolas after calming down

"Am I going to get any "thank you" for the rescue, Blitzy?"

- Stolas before leaving the human world

Ozzie's
"That's a mood Gabriella."

- Stolas when he watches Hell-a-Novela

"Are you asking me on a date, Blitzy?"

- Stolas during the phone call with Blitzo

"Oh Blitzy, I'm here~!"

- Stolas making an entrance during his date with Blitzo

"W-well I-I just wanted to look a little nicer for you. This is our first real date after all."

- Stolas, to Blitzo about their first date

"Ahem. Do we have a problem?"

- Stolas when the bouncer at Ozzie's tries to kick Blitzo out

"Oh Blitz, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to bring me?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo about Ozzie's

"Right, right…so, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?"

- Stolas asking Blitzo about his reason for inviting him on a date

"Did he just say 'Asmodeus'?"

- Stolas, when Fizzarolli mentions Asmodeus

"Thank you, for…inviting me out tonight. Despite everything that's happened, I…I enjoyed spending time with you."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"You know, I have some more wine in the house. Octavia's with her mother this weekend, so we could--"

- Stolas, before Blitzo interrupts him

"We could talk, or…watch a movie, or…maybe cuddle?"

- Stolas, suggesting to Blitzo

The Circus
"My birthday! My birthday! It’s my birthday!"

- Young Stolas waking up and realize today is his birthday

"This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads. There’s a lot of differences! And this is my book on plants and herbs! Did you know that plants can hear you?"

- Young Stolas showing Blitzo his books

"I want you to **** me with your imp **** get it all the way *** *** *** all the way through me you *** *** ***-"

- Stolas while being seduced by Blitzo

"I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR ARROGANT BROTHER THINKS!"

- Stolas to Stella when she tried to slap him and remind him what would her brother think of the divorce