Asmodeus/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Asmodeus. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Ozzie's"
"Aww... ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me! GET THE FUCK OUT!"

- Asmodeus, to Moxxie and Millie

"Oops"
"About that. You're still going to that contest rehearsal without me?"

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli

"Well, I can tell you. If you're looking for a love potion, then you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artifical bullshit."

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Lust shouldn't be about force. It's an ART! To be earned and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to pleasure town, you feel me?"

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Oh! Hmm, Stolas, my heart bleeds for you! But my partner- uh, business partner, Fizzarolli, HATES your imp guy. Blitzo, right? Yeah. HAAATES."

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry…"

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?! "

- Asmodeus, when watching Crimson's video message

"Can I just sign it already, like, can we move this along?"

- Asmodeus, about signing the contracts with Crimson

"HURRY UP!"

- Asmodeus, getting impatient when Crimson's lawyer reads the contracts

"THAT'S IT! I'm going to fucking END YOUR LIFE!"

- Asmodeus, to Crimson's lawyer

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