Loona/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Loona. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie."

- Loona, to Moxxie

"Is it a cure for Syphilis?"

- Loona, asking about her gift

"I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!"

- Loona, to Millie, who questions her about drinking on a work night

"You know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam! Aaaaaaah!"

- Loona, hungover and enraged

"Blitzo, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTF-y."

- Loona, about Stolas

"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!"

- Loona, to Moxxie

"Murder Family"
"Wow. I feel SO loved here."

- Loona, when Millie says Moxxie might hit their only Hellhound

"Hey, you don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe THIS girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and THIS guy… This guy DEFINITELY watches."

- Loona, when Moxxie implies the family in the picture she is holding might be innocent

"You mean, our ONLY ticket to the other side? Yeah. Got it."

- Loona, when Blitzo asks about the condition of the grimoire "You're so gross!"

- Loona, to Blitzo after he eats a dog treat he offered her

"Loo Loo Land"
"Shut the FUCK up!"

- Loona, when she hears her co-workers shouting about Loo Loo Land

"Spring Broken"
"You know VEROSIKA MAYDAY?!?!"

- Loona, to Blitzo in shock

"You think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"

- Loona, worried about her appearance after seeing Vortex for the first time

"Shut up Da- Ugh! Blitzo!"

- Loona, to Blitzo

"You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time, without human disguises?!"

- Loona, realizing Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie haven't been using human disguises

"That's hot.... I mean, like, LITERALLY, y'know, 'cause vortexes...y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?"

- Loona, nervously chatting with Vortex

"Oh, yeah. I wish I had friends. Haha, heh...I mean, I don't have any friends."

- Loona, to Vortex

"Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for five minutes?!"

- Loona, yelling at Blitzo

"Oh, what does it matter?! You’re not my real dad, I was almost eighteen! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!"

- Loona saying she doesn't need Blitzo

"C.H.E.R.U.B"
"STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!!"

- Loona, to Moxxie

"The Harvest Moon Festival"
"I'm not JUST his Hellhound."

- Loona to Millie when she introduces her and Blitzo to her parents

"Y'all don't deserve to know my name."

- Loona, to Millie's parents

"That's what she said!"

- Loona, making fun of Blitzo

"Truth Seekers"
"Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears that means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-"

- Loona disputing Millie wanting to open the portal

"Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady."

- Loona when seeing Millie killing the D.H.O.R.K.S guards

"Get your asses out before more fuckers show up!"

- Loona helping Blitzo and Moxxie

"DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

- Loona, going full murder-wolf on agents while Blitzo proudly watches her

"Shit! I can't- I can't read the spell in this light, I can't see dick!"

- Loona when trying to find a way out of D.H.O.R.K.S. headquarters

"Ozzie's"
"Yeah it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it."

- Loona's voicemail

"Tex invited me to a party, B back late. Don't wait up!"

- Handwritten message left by Loona

"Seeing Stars"
"I AM a people person"

- Loona, to Blitzo's criticisms

"If I'm so terrible, how about you just grow a pair and replace me?"

- Loona, challenging Blitzo to replace her

"Oh, yeah. You have a visitor."

- Loona, after Octavia steals The Grimore

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