Loona/Quotes

The Pilot
"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie."

- Loona, to Moxxie "Hello, I.M.P."

- Loona, working as the (world's worst) receptionist "Is it a cure for Syphilis?"

- Loona, asking about her gift "Come on. You know why."

- Loona's response to Moxxie asking why someone would fax him an ad for weight loss "Whoever left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now."

- Loona, raiding the fridge

"I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!"

- Loona, to Millie, who questions her about drinking on a work night

"You know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

- Loona, hungover and enraged

"Blitzo, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTF-y."

- Loona, about Stolas

"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!"

- Loona, to Moxxie "Nobody was talking about that!"

- Loona when Blitzo mentions his outfit "What? What about me?"

- Loona, to Eddie "Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all!"

- Loona, claiming Eddie was in fact their correct target

Murder Family
"Wow. I feel SO loved here."

- Loona, when Millie says Moxxie might hit their only Hellhound

"Hey, you don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe THIS girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and THIS guy….. This guy DEFINITELY watches."

- Loona, when Moxxie implies the family in the picture she is holding might be innocent "You mean, our ONLY ticket to the other side? Yeah. Got it."

- Loona, when Blitzo asks about the condition of the grimoire "You're so gross!"

- Loona, to Blitzo after he eats a dog treat he offered her

Loo Loo Land
"Shut the FUCK up!!"

- Loona, when she hears her co-workers shouting about Loo Loo Land

Spring Broken
"You know VEROSIKA MAYDAY?!?!"

- Loona, in shock "Helllooooooo, It's VEROSIKA MAYDAY?!"

- Loona, still in shock "You TOTALLY do that!!"

- Loona, when Blitzo claims he doesn't pry into other's personal lives "You think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"

- Loona, worried about her appearance after seeing Vortex for the first time

"Shut up Da- Ugh! Blitzo!"

- Loona, to Blitzo "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"

- Loona requesting to join the I.M.P in the living world "Well, I-I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."

- Loona stating she can blend in "I can.... blend in?"

- Loona, when Blitzo asks her to repeat herself "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time, without human disguises?!"

- Loona, realizing Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie haven't been using human disguises "That's hot..... I mean, like, LITERALLY,  y'know, 'cause vortexes.. y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?"

- Loona, nervously chatting with Vortex "Oh yeah, I wish I had friends. Haha, heh... I mean, I don't have any friends."

- Loona, to Vortex

"Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for five minutes?!"

- Loona, yelling at Blitzo

"Oh, what does it matter?! You’re not my real dad, I was almost eighteen! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't now."

- Loona saying she doesn't need Blitzo

"Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it… he always does."

- Loona, after being asked if she's okay

C.H.E.R.U.B
"STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!!!!"

- Loona, to Moxxie

"Could've just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing."

- Loona, to Loopty Goopty

"Just sayin', the front door would’ve gotten you here fine."

- Loona, to Loopty Goopty

The Harvest Moon Festival
"I'm not JUST his Hellhound."

- Loona to Millie when she introduces her and Blitzo to her parents

"Y'all don't deserve to know my name."

- Loona, to Millie's parents "This is fucking beautiful."

- Loona, filming Moxxie's failed attempt to wrangle a hellhog. "That's what she said!"

- Loona, making fun of Blitzo "M'kay, I'm here."

- Loona, obliviously whacking Moxxie with the door

Truth Seekers
"You uh… you okay there?"

- Loona trying to comfort Millie

"Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears that means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-"

- Loona disputing Millie wanting to open the portal

"It smells like they went this way. Come on, let's find the dumbass twins."

- Loona before going off with Millie to find Moxxie and Blitzo

"Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady."

- Loona when seeing Millie killing the D.H.O.R.K.S guards

"Get your asses out before more fuckers show up!"

- Loona helping Blitzo and Moxxie "DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! ......What?"

- Loona, going full murder-wolf on agents while Blitzo proudly watches her "Shit! I can't- I can't read the spell in this light, I can't see dick!"

- Loona when trying to find a way out of D.H.O.R.K.S. headquarters

Ozzie's
"Yeah it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it."

- Loona's voicemail "Tex invited me to a party, B back late. Don't wait up!"

- Handwritten message left by Loona