Katie Killjoy/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Katie Killjoy. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie."

- Katie Killjoy introducing herself

"All that and more after the break! Suck it up, you little b--ch!"

- Killjoy, to Trench, about his burning crotch

"You can put that away, I don't touch the gays. I have standards."

- Killjoy, rejecting Charlie's handshake

"Look, my time is money, so, I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment."

- Killjoy, telling Charlie to hurry up

"You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon princess wants to advertise."

- Killjoy, to Charlie

"Don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you."

- Killjoy, threatening Charlie

"What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You want people to be good, just because?!"

- Killjoy, laughing at Charlie's idea

"I'm sure you can get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube!"

- Killjoy, about Angel Dust

"What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now."

- Killjoy, mocking Charlie

"Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Tell us, how does it feel to be such a total failure?"

- Killjoy, to Charlie, rhetorically

Overture
"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before."

- Katie Killjoy, about the news on the upcoming Extermination in six months instead of a year

"Do you know what that means Tom?"

- Killjoy, asking Tom about the Extermination happening sooner "It means we are all royally fucked."

- Killjoy, answering Tom's question about the Extermination

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