Husk/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Husk. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho-... ...-tel? What the fuck is this?"

- Husk, when Alastor summons him in the hotel

"Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch. I was about to win the whole damn pot!"

- Husk, to Alastor

"What the hell do you want to do with me this time?"

- Husk, to Alastor

"You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"

- Husk, to Alastor

"What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!"

- Husk, after seeing cheap booze on the counter

"Go fuck yourself."

- Husk, to Angel "I lost the ability to love years ago."

- Husk, to Charlie

"Overture"
"Why do you think I'm here? You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?"

- Husk, about being forced to work in the hotel by Alastor

"Keep that to yourself, Niff."

- Husk, to Niffty after she said that she likes being forced to work in the hotel

"Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."

- Husk, to Angel

"Scrambled Eggs"
"I swear to fuck, if you say dicks!"

- Husk, to Angel during the trust fall exercise

"Y'know, I... I don't hate this."

- Husk, when getting massaged

"Never mind, I'm out!"

- Husk, changing his mind upon seeing Niffty in her dominance outfit

"Well, hey. At least you can take a beating like a champ. You did okay, new kid."

- Husk, to Sir Pentious

"Masquerade"
"You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?"

- Husk, to Angel about his porn scripts

"Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. That one, *points at Pentious* that one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep. Princess *points at Charlie* is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everyone's problems 'cept her own. This one *points to Vaggie* judges everyone and everything because she hates herself. And Niffty? Heh heh…you don't even wanna know what her deal is."

- Husk, demonstrating how much he knows about the hotel's residents

"And you! Don't get me started. I see right through you and all this bullshit, and how fake you are."

- Husk, to Angel

"Excuse me! Didn't realise this was a "drinking to forget" kind of night."

- Husk, after Angel criticises his drink

"Look, if you got a problem, you're not gonna find the solution at the bottom of a bottle. I should know, I've been looking there a long time."

- Husk, to Angel about his problems

"STOP! Fucking Christ! You can cut the act already. It's never gonna work on me. So all you're doing is makin' an ass outta yourself with this fake bullshit."

- Husk, after Angel flirts with him

"Maybe I'd treat you better if you were real, and not some bullshit version of yourself. Always pushin' my boundaries. Lemme tell ya, nobody in that hotel cares who you are. How famous, how hot. So you might as well just cut the act."

- Husk, to Angel

"Dad Beat Dad"
"Good! Until 5 seconds ago."

- Husk, after a greeting from Mimzy

"You may own my soul, but I ain’t your fucking pet!"

- Husk, after a pet on the head from Alastor

"Big talk for someone who’s also on a leash."

- Husk, after insulting Alastor about his own deal

Welcome to Heaven
"I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you wanna fuck up all your progress? Be my guest. I just...I just thought you were better than that."

- Husk, after Cherri Bomb offers Angel drugs

"The fuck is this?"

- Husk, when Angel places the drunk Niffty on his head

"Really?! Ugh, get the..."

- Husk, when Niffty is playing with him

"Way to go, kid."

- Husk, when Angel stands up at Valentino

Husk/Citations Husk/Frases Хаск/Цитаты