Radio Killed the Video Star/Transcript

This is a transcribed copy of "Radio Killed the Video Star". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. [We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing]

Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right? [Starts to get more manic] And next time when they cut the time in half again and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

[ Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.]

Vaggie: Yes, we will.

Angel Dust: Oh please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now...ain't no silver lining this time, toots.

Charlie: Sure there is. We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you’re lookin’, the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

[He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. suddenly a pink message appears.]

Charlie: What's a..."Donkey Show"?

Angel Dust: Oh! uh, it's nothin'. My boss, Val, is also freakin' out. like i said, all of hell's losin' their shit.