Fizzarolli/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Fizzarolli. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Truth Seekers"
"You tried the solo act, it didn't work out so well! Muwahahahaha!"

- Hallucination Fizzarolli

"Ozzie's"
"Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight! Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!"

- Fizzarolli, talking to the audience

"I'm the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself, and uh... ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight, Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream, and The Squirterz!"

- Fizzarolli, talking to the audience

"But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land? Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue! That robo-me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean."

- Fizzarolli, wanting to sue the people responsible for the destruction of Loo Loo Land

"Okay, keep that guy far away from me."

- Fizzarolli, unsettled at an obsessive fanboy

"The Circus"
"Hey, everybody! Look at this! it's Banana Pudding the clown horsey!"

- Young Fizzarolli, presenting the balloon horse to the crowd

"Well, Banana Pudding is here to save the day with his magical feet he dances around with. He will dance all over worm horse and make him feel better."

- Young Fizzarolli, playing with Blitzo

"If you keep talking about pirates, I will punch you."

- Young Fizzarolli, to Blitzo

"Oops"
"Rise and shine, Ozzie! Huehahahahaha!"

- Fizzarolli, waking up Asmodeus

"Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!"

- Fizzarolli, to Asmodeus about the airhorn

"You're still on the horse thing?!"

- Fizzarolli, to Blitzo

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