Klown Bitch

Klown Bitch is one of the songs featured in the Helluva Boss episode "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)", sung by Glitz and Glam in the finals of Mammon's annual clown pageant.

Lyrics
Series= Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da, ta-da

Glam: Get ready for the new look New rhythm and a new hook Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle Little double trouble got ya boy shook (Glitz: Ha-ha, here's the sitch)

Glitz: Feed sin with ya taxes Greedy greed wins where the cash is Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses

Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night Well, money can't buy happiness But, it can rent you paradise

Give in to temptation Take your time, I'll be patient Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

I'm a klown, bitch! Fix up your frown, bitch! Gimme the crown, bitch! You hear that sound You're goin' down 'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch! I'm a klown, bitch! Fix up your frown, bitch! Gimme the crown, bitch! You hear that sound You're goin' down 'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch!
 * -|Credits=

Glam: Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake Glitz: Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake Glam: Dollar-by-dollar, you got me, romance and lovin' is fake Glitz: Max out your expense account, you're paying for a—

Klown, bitch! (Glitz: I'm a klown, bitch, I'm a klown bitch, yeah) Fix up your frown, bitch! (Glitz: Fix up ya frown, bitch, fix ya frown, bitch) Gimme the crown, bitch (Glitz: Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that) You hear that sound (Uh) You're goin' down (Yeah)

'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch!

Ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Glitz: *laughter* Oh!) Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Gimme the crown, bitch!) Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Glitz: Ooh *laughter*) Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da

Cuz' I'm a klown, bitch! Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da, ta-da
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Get ready for the new look New rhythm and a new hook Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle Little double trouble got ya boy shook (Ha-ha, here's the sitch)

Feed sin with ya taxes Greedy greed wins where the cash is Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night Well, money can't buy happiness But, it can rent you paradise

Give in to temptation Take your time, I'll be patient Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

I'm a klown, bitch (Hey!) Fix up your frown, bitch (Hey!) Gimme the crown, bitch (Hey!) You hear that sound It's goin' down 'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch

Get ready for a new world New money, I'm your new girl Tapped ya from your head to your red nose Ticklin' your pickle til your thing blows Come along the way, I'll make your toes curl (Ha-ha, here's the switch)

Bought me with your plastic VIP got me enthusiastic I'll be on the menu, can you handle such a bad chick? Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night Well, money can't buy happiness But, guaranteed I'm worth the price

Give in to temptation Take your time, I'll be patient Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

I'm a klown, bitch (Hey!) Fix up your frown, bitch (Hey!) Gimme the crown, bitch (Hey!) You hear that sound It's goin' down 'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch

Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake Dollar-by-dollar you got me romance and lovin' is fake Max out your expense account, you're paying for a—

Klown, bitch (I'm a klown, bitch, I'ma klown bitch, yeah) (Hey!) Fix up your frown, bitch (Fix up ya frown, bitch, fix ya frown, bitch) (Hey!) Gimme the crown, bitch (Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that) (Hey!) You hear that sound (Uh) It's goin' down (Yeah) Cuz' I'm a klown, bitch

(Ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Oh (Yeah) (Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Gimme the crown, bitch (Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Mmm (Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Cuz' I'm a klown, bitch

Trivia

 * The instrumental version of this song was teased in the 2022 trailer.
 * On August 27, 2023, Sam Haft made a tweet saying that after co-writing Klown Bitch with Andrew Underberg for the seventh episode of Helluva Boss Season 2 that was so well-received by the team they co-wrote together six more songs for Helluva Boss and the songs for the entire first season of Hazbin Hotel.
 * On October 29, 2023, Sam explained that he brought Andrew in for the song because Sam knew he had K-pop experience.
 * According to Sam Haft there is a full version with two verses, three choruses, and a bridge.
 * On November 3, 2023, in a tweet Sam Haft explained that the lyrics of this song are not about being a "clown", instead it is actually about greed and exploitation, with Glitz and Glam singing about wanting to participate in Mammon's financial and sexual exploitation.
 * On November 22, 2023, Sam Haft set the record straight that the lyrics do not rhyme "bitch", they rhyme the word before it. The rhymed words being: klown, frown, crown, sound, down.