Rosie/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Rosie. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hello Rosie!
"Well, who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! Haha! I tell you what. You bring old, tall, dark and armless to me and I'll straighten them right out, okay sweetie? Here's my card and..."

- Rosie, to her customer at her store

"Oh my stars. Do my eyes deceive me? Alastor? Alastor! Where have you been? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and..."

- Rosie, after noticing Alastor

"Oh. Who's this you brought with you? Come now, Alastor. She's much too young for you. Oh, I'm just kidding. I know you're an ace in the hole."

- Rosie, to Alastor

"But where are you manners, mister? Introduce us, why don't you?"

- Rosie, to Alastor about Charlie

"Well, well, isn't this a regal surprise? Come in, come in. Can I offer you something to eat? I'm sure I have a leg around here or something. Oh, what am I thinking? Small thing like you? You're probably watching your figure. How about some nice pinky fingers instead?"

- Rosie, to Charlie

"Well, sit down. Sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you."

- Rosie, to Charlie

"Oh, now, don't fret. I didn't say I wouldn't help, but I assume there's more to this plan than a bunch of cannibals."

- Rosie, to Alastor and Charlie

"What can I say? I like your moxie, girl. And old Alastor has never done me wrong before."

- Rosie, to Charlie

"Cannibals and cannibettes, assemble in the square."

- Rosie, rallying up the cannibals

"Now, darling, you know I would do anything, anything for my clients, but I can't exactly command all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into the battle. Now, don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed but to get this group into into line, you got to win 'em over."

- Rosie, to Charlie about the cannibals

"With sparkle! Razzmatazz and that oh so appealing moxie of yours."

- Rosie, when Charlie asks how to persuade the cannibals

"Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So, in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them."

- Rosie, to Charlie about the cannibals

"She's tough, but to win her over and the rest will be easy as pie."

- Rosie, to Charlie about Susan