Verosika Mayday/Quotes

Spring Broken
"And I should’ve known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

- Verosika's reply when Blitzo spots her "They let me out because I’m still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."

- Verosika, before drinking her bottle

"I’m doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building... and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."

- Verosika explaining her intentions to use Blitzo's parking space

"Aw, you mad Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

- Verosika opposing Blitzo's demand of leaving the parking space

"Choke on a sandpaper cock."

- Verosika to Blitzo before she leaves

"Anyway, meet my new hellhound Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well."

- Verosika introducing Vortex to Blitzo

"Hey, why don’t you send a little message for me back to your limp, dick, Boss?"

- Verosika before attacking Moxxie, when attempting to regain ownership of the parking space

"All right, Spring breakers. Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices?!"

- Verosika during her spring break concert

"This is your final boarding call, all aboard."

- Verosika before performing her song

"That was handled rather obviously."

- Verosika after Millie defeats the mutated fish monster

"Well you three nasty ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!"

- Verosika trying to blackmail the IMPs for not being in disguises when they blackmail her for the causing the monster fish.

"Alright sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."

- Verosika before getting incarcerated.

Ozzie's
"♫ Oh, Blitzo? I used to date him... I'd stroke him, I'd fellate him. Yeah, but when it was my turn He did no reciprocatin'. A selfish Imp in the sheets, and just as bad in the streets! A reckless, heart-breaking freak! ♫"

- Verosika, joining in to further humiliate Blitzo