I.M.P

"♫ When you want somebody gone and you don’t wanna wait too long, call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫"

- I.M.P jingle

The Immediate Murder Professionals, abbreviated as I.M.P, is a startup assassination business within Hell seen in Helluva Boss.

Their office is located in the seventh floor of a condemned company building.

Description
The company offers the unique service of eliminating living targets still on Earth as a form of settling the unfinished business of Hell's residents.

This is done through the use of Stolas's Grimoire that opens portals to Earth, allowing the assassins access to their human targets. It was founded by Blitzo and is run by him along with his employees, consisting of fellow Imps, such as Moxxie and Millie, as well as his Hellhound daughter, Loona.

While they do not accept requests to assassinate targets unless they are in the living world, they may accept special requests either if enough money is offered or they get to kill someone; an example of this is shown when Stolas hired them as bodyguards in order to safely visit Loo Loo Land with his daughter.

Advertising
As seen in the pilot, Blitzo equates elaborate advertising with business success, and has made several expensive advertising campaigns with varying degrees of effectiveness.

I.M.P Jingle
A series of TV adverts prominently starring Blitzo and featuring a jingle that he wrote. Much to Moxxie's annoyance, Blitzo used up most of his employees' salaries funding it, paying for it to be run for three hours straight on an unpopular TV channel, then blamed Moxxie for the company's poor performance.

Billboard
A single billboard near I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo attempted to have it say "Got an asshole in the living world? Come to I.M.P!" with a big picture of Blitzo and a giant arrow pointing to the I.M.P office. The advertising company instead used poor-quality speech-to-text software when making it, with the billboard reading "Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!!!!??! Make sure you put this sign on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a few weeks because it cums in the mail. SPEECH TO TEXT. Blitzo.", and pointed the arrow away from the office.

Spring Break flyer
In "Spring Broken", Blitzo made this promotional flyer during his challenge with Verosika Mayday over a parking spot, advertising a discount for contracts for that day. Despite Blitzo only creating one flyer (and Moxxie saying that the flyer contained poor spelling and bad grammar), it was proved to be wildly successful and attracted a line of customers stretching down the street.

Trivia

 * One of the only rooms that can be seen in the pilot has various portraits of the crew. This may be related to the fact that Blitzo sees him and his employees as a family.
 * The I.M.P initials form the word "Imp", which is the demon species of Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie.
 * In "Murder Family", it is revealed that the building I.M.P operates out of is supposedly condemned.
 * Later in "Spring Broken", it is revealed that other companies are operating in the building, primarily succubus companies which have their own floor.
 * The I.M.P van's front bears a slight resemblance to a . The color scheme may be a reference to television series , which also featured a black Vandura with a red stripe on both sides.
 * The I.M.P. poster in "Seeing Stars" reveals that the company's phone number is 666_08432190.
 * In "Exes and Oohs", Blitzo reveals on his phone call with Crimson that I.M.P used to be for-hire for killing targets in Hell as well, but no longer do this for reasons currently unknown.