Crooked

Crooked is one of the songs featured in the Helluva Boss episode "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)".

It is performed by Asmodeus and Fizzarolli when the former tries to convince Fizzarolli that he is good enough as he is.

Lyrics
Asmodeus: Crooked horn, crooked grin You're a crooked, horny, freaky, little joker~

Fizzarolli: You're a Deadly...Sin

Asmodeus: And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about "Win, win, win"!

Oh, oh, oh I think you're messy, but I'm messy too No, no, no I wouldn't clean a thing, when I ended up with you

Fizzarolli: I don't know you waste your time on me

Asmodeus: Baby, all I got is time!

Fizzarolli: When there's so much I'll never be

Asmodeus: Holy, shit! Babe, there's so much you can't see!

Fizzarolli: What can't I see?

Oh, oh~

Asmodeus: You're a broken record Don't you ever shut your crooked little lips?

Fizzarolli: (speaking) What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh-heh

Oh, oh, oh You sure arе lucky You make my crooked heart do frеaky, little flips

Asmodeus: You make my crooked heart do froggie, little flips

Fizzarolli: Ribbit *laughs*