Stolas/Quotes

The Pilot
"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry...and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red ████ of yours █████ your s████ and lick all of your ███ before taking out your ████ and ████ with more teeth until you're screaming ████████████████ like a fucking baby--!"

- Stolas, to Blitzo over the phone, before Blitzo hung up

Murder Family
"Ooh, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo "I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my Grimoire."

- Stolas, to Blitzo "My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job, that I have allowed you to use to do yours."

- Stolas, to Blitzo "Ooh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c███ inside of my ████ del███, de-"

- Stolas, to Blitzo on a phone call before being cut off by Martha. "-███ I'll use while you and I are ██████ jelly sandwiches all night!"

- Stolas, still talking on Blitzo's discarded phone.

Loo Loo Land
"Good Mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlette?"

- Stolas, to Octavia

"We're rich and we are hot. People want our money AND our bodies! Speak for yourself, princess."

- Stolas talking to Octavia "Now I'm calling the ONLY man who can **** me! Who can protect me, us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know."

- Stolas talking to Octavia her daughter "Why hello, my big-dicked Blitzy!"

- Stolas calling Blitzo "Language everyone! I have a special request"

- Stolas talking to Blitzo and Octavia "No! no, no, no no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little imps could accompany us?"

- Stolas asking Blitzo's team to accompany him and his daughter "You are so cute when you are serious!"

- Stolas complimenting Blitzo "Oh, Blitzy! I need my bodyguard please!"

- Stolas calling for Blitzo to help him "Hmm! I think I'm suppose to be bodyguarded right now!"

- Stolas, hoping to be saved by Blitzo "Uh that's better! Now where is Blitzy? HE'S my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones."

- Stolas, asking where Blitzo is "I think it's time to leave this place. You're right, you are too old for it anyway."

- Stolas and Octavia leaving Loo Loo Land