Vox/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Vox. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Radio Killed the Video Star"
"Oh hahahahaha! Now that's good television!"

- Vox, after watching his customers buying from Voxtex

"Hello there, Velvette. How are you this hellish morning?"

- Vox, to Velvette, over the video call

"*sighs* Oh God, here I go. Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val. Hey, hey, hey. Fuck my life."

- Vox, about Valentino

"My dear people, we at Voxtex Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus to your protection. We are pleased to announce VokTek Angelic Security is coming soon. Trust us with your safety."

- Vox, to the reporters

"Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs."

- Vox, to the Voktek employee

"Oh, Velvette. I can see you're busy. Tell me where's our hot headed friend now?"

- Vox, to Velvette

"And, uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?"

- Vox, to Velvette, about Valentino

"Well, looks like you have everything under control here."

- Vox, to Velvette

"Um, which whore are we talking about this time?"

- Vox, to Valentino

"Angel is living with Lucifier's daughter now?"

- Vox, to Valentino, about Angel Dust

"What are you doing, Val? You're not going over here."

- Vox, to Valentino

"Think about it. Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?"

- Vox, to Valentino

"Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?"

- Vox, to Valentino

"Exactly! And, hey, you still have him under contract? He isn't going anywhere."

- Vox, to Valentino, about Angel Dust's contract

"Great idea! Now, that's why they pay you the big bucks."

- Vox, to Valentino

"Well, let me call up the lowest earners this month."

- Vox, to Valentino

"Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?"

- Vox, when Valentino mentions someone else other than Angel at the Hazbin Hotel

"Alastor... came back, and he is with Lucifer's DAUGHTER...and that wasn't the first FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!"

- Vox, to Valentino, about Alastor's return

"That fucker is back!"

- Vox, upon seeing Alastor

"Things have changed a lot since he left town."

- Vox, to Valentino, about Alastor

"I got to send a message of who's really in charge of things now."

- Vox, about who's in charge

"You old-timey prick, I'll show you suffering!"

- Vox, to Alastor, when he ends up getting glitched

"I'll destroy yoo-o-u-u!"

- Vox, getting up malfunctioned

"Fu-u-uuuuck!"

- Vox, after getting utterly defeated by Alastor

"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar. So our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifier's brat and that smiling freak."

- Vox, during the meeting with Valentino and Velvette

"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?"

- Vox, to Valentino

"We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in."

- Vox, about the inside demon

"Heh. I think I have just the one."

- Vox, to Velvette and Valentino

"Pentious? Wait... You were caught?! It hasn't even been a day!"

- Vox, to Sir Pentious

"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favor, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself, you miserable failure."

- Vox, to Sir Pentious