Katie Killjoy/Quotes

The Pilot
"Suck it up, you little bi--."

- Killjoy, to Trench about his burning crotch

"Katie Killjoy. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie."

- Killjoy, meeting Charlie

"You can put that away, I don't touch the gays. I have standards."

- Killjoy, rejecting Charlie's handshake

"Look, my time is money so I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment."

- Killjoy, telling Charlie to hurry up

"You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me."

- Killjoy, to Charlie

"I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon princess wants to advertise."

- Killjoy, about herself

"Don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you."

- Killjoy, threatening Charlie

"What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You want people to be good, just because?!"

- Killjoy, laughing at Charlie's dream

"I'm sure you can get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube."

- Killjoy, about Angel Dust

"Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Tell us, how does it feel to be such a total failure?"

- Killjoy, rhetorically