User blog:Emerald shade2007/A new dealer

Alastor:(Walks through hell humming)

Mevistus: (hears it) Could that be (looks around and spots Alastor then walks over to him) Hello Mr Alastor, it is a plesure to meat you.

Alastor: Mhm. And who might you be my little fellow?

Mevistus: Mevistus Von Eldrich.

Alastor:Mhm. Am I supposed to know you?

Mevistus: Probubly not, you may know my family but I really am not a popular one of my family.

Alastor: Mhm. That would explain it. Well then I'm going to be on my way. (Continues to hum and walk)

Mevistus: (to himself) now where the hell is charlie.

Alastor: (spots a few demons and decides to intertan himself)

The demons: (terrified) p-p-p-p-please.....n-n-n-no.... we'll do anything

Alastor: There's nothing you can give me

Mevistus: (Growls) my goodness can you lot not beg! (Ingolfs them in green flames) finaly now they'll shut up.

Alastor: (sees the burnt husks of the demons and in a pissed off voice) you killed my prey. How do you suppose you can pay me back?

Mevistus:Let me think. I heard you are trying to run a hotel for redemption (Trys not to lagh) how about I help?

Alastor: Mhm. Sounds good enough, so do we have a deal? (Extends his arm and a green oura surrounds him)

Mevistus: (extends his hand. It becomes ingolfed in the green flames and starts to look more eldrich) Deal (raps his claws and newly formed tendrils around his hand)

Alastor: (gives a large, develish smile)

Mevistus: (Smiles back) now where is the hotel? I nead to fulfill my deal to you and my brother.

Alastor: Just to clarify. You do know that what happens to those who make deals with me, correct?

Mevistus: yup, I must fulfill this for the rest of the time my soul resides hear.

Alastor: Now it's time to go to the hotel. (Walks to the hotel)

Mevistus: (follows) May I ask, why in the nine sercals of hell are you helping a prinsess with her delusional dream?

Alastor: Why don't you ask her when we get there?

Mevistus: sure, (pulls out a bucha of flowers from his trench cout) fuck this pisses me off.

Alastor: Mhm. Shall I erase your tongue from your mouth?

Mevistus: what did I do?

Alastor: Obscene

Mevistus: sorry

(Both hear a loud foot step followed by a monsterus hiss)

Mevistus: Hy alastor do you mind wating hear for a momment? I have some unfinished business with someone

(Walks over to the titen of a demon)

Mevistus: now you ouw me and my family something buddy

The demon: and if I don't want to? What are you going to do cry to mommy?!

Mevistus: Don't underestimate me idiot

The demon: whee whee whee, you gonna cry?!

Mevistus: No you are (Turns into an eldrich monstrosity that can't be described in words and tears him slowly and painful apart)

The demon:STOP! PLEEEEEEAAAAS!

Mevistus: (laghing but it sounds like it is coming from hundreds. Walks back as normal with the demons claw in hand being used to clean his teeth) sorry for taking so long. May I ask you one last question?

Alastor: sure

Mevistus: why are you scared of Charlie?...