Verosika Mayday/Quotes

Spring Broken
"And I should’ve known you’d be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

- Verosika’s reply when Blitzo spots her "They let me out because I’m still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."

- Verosika, before drinking her bottle "Aw, you mad Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

- Verosika opposing Blitzo’s demand of leaving the parking space

"Choke on a sandpaper cock."

- Verosika to Blitzo before she leaves

"Hey, why don’t you send a little message for me back to your limp, dick, Boss?"

- Verosika before attacking Moxxie, when attempting to regain ownership of the parking space

"All right, Spring breakers. Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices?!"

- Verosika "This is your final boarding call, all aboard."

- Verosika before performing her song "That was handled rather obviously."

- Verosika after Millie defeats the mutated fish monster "Well you three nasty ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!"

- Verosika trying to blackmail the IMPs for not being in disguises when they blackmail her for the causing the monster fish. "Alright sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."

- Verosika before getting incarcerated.