Chazwick Thurman/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Chazwick Thurman. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Exes and Oohs"
"Woo-hoo-hoo! What is up party people!"

- Chazwick, when entering Crimson's mansion.

"Looks like I have two, big SEX reunions today! How lucky am I?"

- Chazwick, after meeting with Moxxie and Millie again

"Yeah, no big deal. But, I usually bone half of the people in any room I'm in."

- Chazwick, after Millie questions Moxxie about dating him

"But, I still remember it like it was yesterday! You, a fledging mafioso; me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like it was written in stars!"

- Chazwick, recounting his time with Moxxie

"Oh, yeah! But, he skipped over the jizz-covered parts."

- Chazwick, about Moxxie's backstory

"Well, heh, as you said, it was a long time ago."

- Chazwick, about the second half of Moxxie's backstory

"Whoa, the fuck! Crazy bitch!"

- Chazwick, after Millie starts attacking him

"I've grown, matured, and recently came into millions! But you know, mostly the mature thing."

- Chazwick, saying he has improved since Moxxie left

"Well, I'm a whole package! If you know what I mean. I got a big dick~!"

- Chazwick, joking about himself

"Like what I've done with the place?"

- Chazwick, to Moxxie in his room

"Come on, Mox. We used to have so much fun here. Remember?"

- Chazwick, to Moxxie

"Never what? Let me take you to cum town again?"

- Chazwick, interrupting Moxxie

"I know what you want most, Moxxie Poxxie! How 'bout a sexually-charged musical number, heyyyy! You always loved those."

- Chazwick, before singing his musical number.

"♫ Ow! Woah-oh- ♫ *gets interrupted* Damn it, this usually works."

- Chazwick, after failing to seduce Millie with his musical number

"Hey there, good-looking."

- Chazwick, when Blitzo answers the door

"Does that mean you're "down to clown"?"

- Chazwick, asking to sleep with Blitzo

"I'll show you all the things they liked in the sack!"

- Chazwick, before Blitzo lets him in his room

"Sorry, babe. You aren't the only junk in my trunk, heh!"

- Chazwick, when Blitzo finds his master plan in the car

"Damn it, that was not a good one!"

- Chazwick, realizing he made a bad joke

"Awww, you told me all the chairs would be filled!"

- Chazwick, to Crimson, about the wedding chairs

"Hey! What about my—?!"

- Chazwick, before Millie shoves a dildo into his throat