Paimon/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Paimon. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"The Circus"
"There is my little, uh... Which son is this one? There's so fucking many."

- Paimon, when seeing Stolas

"Stolas! Yes-heh right, right, that's the one. The owl boy."

- Paimon, after being reminded by the butler

"Well, my little one, it is finally your day of becoming a true part of the Goetia family. How good for you."

- Paimon, to Stolas

"Are you ready to know what you'll be meant to do to serve hell?"

- Paimon, before handing Stolas the grimoire

"You will be entrusted with the study of the earth's skies—the stars, the prophecies, they hold all that stuff. Isn't that fun?"

- Paimon, telling Stolas about his duties

"You will begin the studies of your grimoire, which will you grant access to the mortal realm to study and observe. And you will grow to be a mighty prince of Hell with your own legions to lead and pass on your knowledge to."

- Paimon, presenting the grimoire

"Wonderful! Also, son, you are destined to sire a precautionary addition to the Goetia family—so, you are now engaged."

- Paimon, telling Stolas about his arranged marriage with Stella.

"That's an ugly noise son. Here, how about you cease this bitch crying?"

- Paimon, when Stolas gets upset about the arranged marriage

"That usually works. Would you like it if I took you to the circus in town? Children enjoy the circus, right?"

- Paimon, suggesting to go to the circus with Stolas

"Would that distract you enough from your non-negotiable future marriage?"

- Paimon, attempting to comfort Stolas

"Is there a spot that's close to the front, but also far enough that I don't have to oversmell the poor?"

- Paimon, not wanting to sit near the audience in the circus

"My son doesn't have any friends you see, and he liked the little clown boy. It's his birthday, he's so sad and I don't want to deal with him. Can I write a check?"

- Paimon explaining his intentions with purchasing Blitzo

"A-uh wadded up 5 and a slim-fit condom."

- Paimon, telling Cash how much money he has

"Don't bow to that one! He bows to us, idiot."

- Paimon, when Stolas bows to Blitzo

"I'm so good at daddy-ing!"

- Paimon, referring to his parenting skills

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