Angel Dust/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Angel Dust. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"Yeah, yeah. Listen, keep this discreet ya hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos in the street! It was a quick cash grab... Ya got it?"

- Angel, to Travis

"Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult~ Lemme know when ya come up wit' somethin' creative to call me, ya sack o' poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi~.. shnookums~"

- Angel creatively insulting Travis

"OH MY GOD! My drugs! Damn it!"

- Angel, after his drugs get destroyed by a boulder

"Oh~! harder, daddy!"

- Angel, jokingly, to Sir Pentious "Hm, kinky!"

- Angel, to Sir Pentious

"You know, ya really gotta watch what comes outta your mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole time, and it's obvious you ain't catching on.. I mean, it's just- sad!"

- Angel, to Sir Pentious

"Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred.. Ahahaha! It wasn't that bad anyway...~"

- Angel, to Vaggie

"No, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look...er...sad, and pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! Great! Now, I'm bummed thinking about it! This thing have any liquor?"

- Angel, to Vaggie and Charlie

"Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby."

- Angel, to Vaggie

"Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!"

- Angel Dust to Vaggie, after being questioned whether the previous statement was supposed to be sexist or racist.

"Too late, toots. Wait, would that make me double dead? Heh- And where exactly do I go, to double Hell? Hahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch! Get used to it."

- Angel, to Vaggie

"Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around, we got a buncha fuckin' harlequin babies down here!"

- Angel, about other demons

"Hey! This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!"

- Angel, about himself

"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore? Aw, well shucks."

- Angel, about the Hotel

"Eh, not big on politics."

- Angel, to Vaggie, about Alastor

"Pfft, he looks like a strawberry pimp!"

- Angel, about Alastor

"To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?"

- Angel, to Vaggie

"I can suck ya dick!"

- Angel, offering his services to Alastor

"Dirty Healings"
"Who ya callin' a "filly", busta? I'm more man you could ever be, baby."

- Angel, to the mob boss

"So, lemme get this straight. I show up with Val's money to pay, and you chickenshits pull the tough gangster routine on me, just like that? Why, to look cool? You don't look cool, you look sad."

- Angel, to the drug cartel

Overture
"If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?!"

- Angel, to Charlie and Vaggie, while pointing at himself "Why not? Sex sells, doesn't it? I swear, if you film me going at it with mister fancy-talk-creepy-voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel."

- Angel, giving his idea on how to attract sinners "Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited! I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity. *laughs* Oh, I got the legs! The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits..."

- Angel, after Charlie said that she didn't want to exploit him "Kinky! Come on, keep talking dirty!"

- Angel, to Husk "I'm choosing to be here, and I think it's all stupid. We're in Hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?"

- Angel, about staying in the hotel "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive."

- Angel, to Vaggie "That bitch is halfway down the street!"

- Angel, while Charlie is doing Happy Day in Hell "I've been a bad boy, and I need a strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"

- Angel, while acting for the commercial "You're doing great, Vagina."

- Angel, mocking Vaggie "Yeah, one of my better performances, if I do say so myself."

- Angel, about his performance in the hotel's commercial

Radio Killed the Video Star
"Oh, please. You had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now...ain't no silver lining this time, toots."

- Angel, to Charlie and Vaggie

"Sorry. Not now Fat Nuggets."

- Angel, to Fat Nuggets

"I’m too sober for this."

- Angel refusing to play the clapping game.

Scrambled Eggs
"Something about myself....Oh, well how about this? I LOOVE to suck--! [...] Popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind out of the gutter! But, you know, dicks too."

- Angel, to the group "No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby."

- Angel, to Vaggie

Masquerade
"Oh ho ho, me? Fake? Wow, I had no idea. Guess that's why I'm an actor, dumbass."

- Angel, to Husk "Ohhh! Daddy, I... Uhhhh?..."

- Angel, reciting his line while filming at the porn studio "Oh, I forgot. You're the wise old bartender who's seen it all."

- Angel, to Husk "Oh, c'mon, I bet I can make those wings flap!"

- Angel, to Husk "CALL ME FAKE ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!!"

- Angel, to Husk "Ya know what?! You would be fucking lucky to get a chance to fuck me! Ya know how much I'm worth?!? You know how many people would kill to have Angel Dust come onto them?! Fuck you!! Have fun being a lonely piece of shit!"

- Angel, to Husk "It's not an act!! It's who I need to be. And this...This is my escape! Where I can forget about it all! How much I hate... everything. A place where I can get high, and not have to think about how much it hurts. And maybe... If I can ruin myself enough in the process... if I end up broken, I won't be his favorite toy anymore... And maybe he'll let me go..."

- Angel, opening up to Husk "Like I said, you don't know me. Sex ain't the only thing I'm good at."

- Angel, to Husk

Dad Beat Dad
"This is really getting good"

- Angel, just as Mimzy leaves

Welcome to Heaven
"She's wasted, just go with it."

- Angel, to Husk, about Niffty "I said 'fuck off!'"

- Angel, to Valentino

Hello Rosie!
"You don't think she's sensitive about her lack of wings? Just like her lack of tits?"

- Angel, to Niffty, about Vaggie "Isn't it about time for another doomed-to-fail plan?"

- Angel, complaining "Uh, Alastor and Charlie just left like they were running from their responsibilities!"

- Angel, to Vaggie

The Show Must Go On
"You fuck one cannibal pool-boy, you've fucked them all"

- Angel, to Husk "HAA!"

- Angel, joking around with Husk "That crazy motherfucker."

- Angel, before Sir Pentious sacrifices himself "Fuck. You did good, buddy."

- Angel, just after Adam kills Sir Pentious

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