User blog:VeggieGoBrrrr/Lmfao

Jolly: You can go and turn a dead relatives ashes into a diamond. it's a thing that people do.

Weeb: Okay, so if we killed a ton of people we could potentially be millionaires.

Jolly:Well, yes and no.

The supply of diamonds would go up, and we wouldn't have anyone that would want to buy them

Weeb: So the plan would take careful execution based on who we kill.

Jolly: ... sure

Weeb: ... Could you do me a favor? Just need some help with something

Jolly: ... why...

Weeb:It would take uh careful coordination, and I'm not great at that

Jolly: *sigh*

What do you need...

You can go and turn a dead relatives ashes into a diamond. it's a thing that people do.

Weeb: Okay, so if we killed a ton of people we could potentially be millionaires.

Jolly: Well, yes and no.

The supply of diamonds would go up, and we wouldn't have anyone that would want to buy them

Weeb: So the plan would take careful execution based on who we kill.

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Jolly098·1h

... sure

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WeebBoi0323·1h

... Could you do me a favor? Just need some help with something

(edited by WeebBoi0323)

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Jolly098·1h

... why...

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WeebBoi0323·1h

It would take uh careful coordination, and I'm not great at that

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Veggies Alt·1h

Lmfao

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Jolly098·1h

* sigh*

What do you need...

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Jolly098·3h

Mhm...

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I0Me0Myself·2h

And diamonds are by no means rare. They're just expensive because of clever marketing.

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Veggies Alt·2h

Yes

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Jolly098·2h

Indeed

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Jolly098·2h

I mean, i could go and turn a corpse into a diamond.

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Veggies Alt·2h

Do it

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Jolly098·2h

It's like, 3000 bucks per body...

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Veggies Alt·2h

Well actually, Diamonds are just really compressed carbon atoms. And what else is Carbon?

Coal.

And where does coal come from?

Fossils

What are fossils?

Corpses.

So yes, it is possible

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Jolly098·2h

You can go and turn a dead relatives ashes into a diamond. it's a thing that people do.

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WeebBoi0323·1h

Okay, so if we killed a ton of people we could potentially be millionaires.

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Jolly098·1h

Well, yes and no.

The supply of diamonds would go up, and we wouldn't have anyone that would want to buy them

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WeebBoi0323·1h

So the plan would take careful execution based on who we kill.

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Jolly098·1h

... sure

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WeebBoi0323·1h

... Could you do me a favor? Just need some help with something

(edited by WeebBoi0323)

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Jolly098·1h

... why...

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WeebBoi0323·1h

It would take uh careful coordination, and I'm not great at that

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Veggies Alt·1h

Lmfao

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Jolly098·1h

* sigh*

What do you need...

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Jolly098·2h

You can go and turn a dead relatives ashes into a diamond. it's a thing that people do.

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WeebBoi0323·1h

Okay, so if we killed a ton of people we could potentially be millionaires.

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Jolly098·1h

Well, yes and no.

The supply of diamonds would go up, and we wouldn't have anyone that would want to buy them

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WeebBoi0323·1h

So the plan would take careful execution based on who we kill.

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Jolly098·1h

... sure

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WeebBoi0323·1h

... Could you do me a favor? Just need some help with something

(edited by WeebBoi0323)

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Jolly098·1h

... why...

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WeebBoi0323·1h

It would take uh careful coordination, and I'm not great at that

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Veggies Alt·1h

Lmfao

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Jolly098·1h

* sigh*

What do you need...

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Jolly098·3h

Mhm...

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I0Me0Myself·2h

And diamonds are by no means rare. They're just expensive because of clever marketing.

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Veggies Alt·2h

Yes

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Jolly098·2h

Indeed

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Jolly098·2h

I mean, i could go and turn a corpse into a diamond.

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Veggies Alt·2h

Do it

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Jolly098·2h

It's like, 3000 bucks per body...

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Veggies Alt·2h

Well actually, Diamonds are just really compressed carbon atoms. And what else is Carbon?

Coal.

And where does coal come from?

Fossils

What are fossils?

Corpses.

So yes, it is possible

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Jolly098·2h

You can go and turn a dead relatives ashes into a diamond. it's a thing that people do.

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WeebBoi0323·1h

Okay, so if we killed a ton of people we could potentially be millionaires.

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Jolly098·1h

Well, yes and no.

The supply of diamonds would go up, and we wouldn't have anyone that would want to buy them

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WeebBoi0323·1h

So the plan would take careful execution based on who we kill.

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Jolly098·1h

... sure

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WeebBoi0323·1h

... Could you do me a favor? Just need some help with something

(edited by WeebBoi0323)

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Jolly098·1h

... why...

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WeebBoi0323·1h

It would take uh careful coordination, and I'm not great at that

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Veggies Alt·1h

Lmfao

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Jolly098·1h

* sigh*

What do you need...

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Jolly098·2h

You can go and turn a dead relatives ashes into a diamond. it's a thing that people do.

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WeebBoi0323·1h

Okay, so if we killed a ton of people we could potentially be millionaires.

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Jolly098·1h

Well, yes and no.

The supply of diamonds would go up, and we wouldn't have anyone that would want to buy them

1

WeebBoi0323·1h

So the plan would take careful execution based on who we kill.

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Jolly098·1h

... sure

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WeebBoi0323·1h

... Could you do me a favor? Just need some help with something

(edited by WeebBoi0323)

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Jolly098·1h

... why...

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WeebBoi0323·1h

It would take uh careful coordination, and I'm not great at that

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Veggies Alt·1h

Lmfao

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Jolly098·1h

* sigh*

What do you need...

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Jolly098·2h

You can go and turn a dead relatives ashes into a diamond. it's a thing that people do.

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WeebBoi0323·1h

Okay, so if we killed a ton of people we could potentially be millionaires.

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Jolly098·1h

Well, yes and no.

The supply of diamonds would go up, and we wouldn't have anyone that would want to buy them

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WeebBoi0323·1h

So the plan would take careful execution based on who we kill.

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Jolly098·1h

... sure

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WeebBoi0323·1h

... Could you do me a favor? Just need some help with something

(edited by WeebBoi0323)

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Jolly098·1h

... why...

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WeebBoi0323·1h

It would take uh careful coordination, and I'm not great at that

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Veggies Alt·1h

Lmfao

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Jolly098·1h

* sigh*

What do you need...

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WeebBoi0323·1h

Will you help us?

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I0Me0Myself·1h

But, as De Beers taught us, we don't have to worry about too much supply if we get the demand high enough. Make people think our blood diamonds are rarer and better, and they'll buy them.

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Jolly098·1h

Maybe? idk?

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WeebBoi0323·1h

Jolly, we need a Verosika style way to pick people off

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Jolly098·1h

I'm a dude, so... find a chick that can do that.

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Veggies Alt·1h

Illl be the male chick

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Jolly098·1h

What about fruity?

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Veggies Alt·1h

Off-planet

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I0Me0Myself·1h

Alright, fruit snacks. Time to get out there and bait some blood for our diamonds.

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Veggies Alt·1h

Im more like veggie straws

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WeebBoi0323·1h

A thirst trap is a thirst trap, literally anyone to distract and attract a large group of people.

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WeebBoi0323·1h

I say we go to Florida, plenty of people would fall for it

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I0Me0Myself·59m

I'll get the meat grinder.

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Veggies Alt·59m

Only in florida...

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I0Me0Myself·57m

Imagine the headlines: Florida Man seduces hundreds to shove them in a meat grinder

Two Florida Men crush human bodies into diamonds

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WeebBoi0323·53m

The Purge: Florida Man Style

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I0Me0Myself·49m

"Two Florida Men Crush Human Bodies Into Diamonds" sounds like a good title for one of those forbidden films...

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WeebBoi0323·48m

Oh dear lord, that's definitely out there somewhere...

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Existentialmisery·19m

Why crush human bodies to get diamonds when you can just crush human bodies for fun 😌

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I0Me0Myself·17m

Money.

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Existentialmisery·15m

Who needs money when you are living in prison for free 🤪

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I0Me0Myself·13m

Hmm... Prison. Lots of forgettable people there to crush into diamonds. Thanks for the tip, Misery!

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Existentialmisery·12m

Np! Soceity won't care anyway, in fact, they will praise you.

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Existentialmisery·6m

Oh, and if your going to be crushing people in prisons, make sure to crush the people in port cartier prison, quebec. There is someone there I would like to see executed there for hurting my eyeballs with his putrid little films.

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Jolly098·5m

...

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I0Me0Myself·3m

Oh yeah, totally.

(edited by I0Me0Myself)

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I0Me0Myself·2m

We're gonna hit jails all over.