Charlie Morningstar/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Charlie Morningstar. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

Hazbin Hotel pilot
"I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills."

- Charlie, reassuring Vaggie that she knows what to say

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

- Charlie, advertising the hotel

"Ya know...'Cause hotels are for people passing through...temporarily."

- Charlie, to the audience

"Look, every single one of you has something good deep down inside. I know you do."

- Charlie, trying to persuade the sinners

"How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! BITCH?!"

- Charlie, to Killjoy

"As princess of Hell and heir to the throne I...er...hereby order that you help with this hotel...For as long as you desire!"

- Charlie, to Alastor

"Welcome to the Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!"

- Charlie, to Husk

"Dirty Healings"
"No! We don't want any of that. I was wondering if we could talk to you real quick?"

- Charlie, attempting to convince Angel to go to her hotel

"Overture"
"Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud."

- Charlie, after reading the Story of Hell

"Not that long. Only...seven...years. Off doing something important, I'm sure! But this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about."

- Charlie, about Lilith

"Uh...yeah. One note. Alastor...I mean...first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but, um...maybe the tone is a bit...off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."

- Charlie, about Alastor's commercial

"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel...but I really don't want to exploit you! In that way."

- Charlie when Angel offers to help with the hotel

"My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet, he asked if I, could go instead!"

- Charlie, after getting called by her father

"Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you."

- Charlie, introducing herself to Adam

"Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-"

- Charlie, attempting to pitch the Hazbin Hotel to Adam

"Wait, your name is Adam? Like, the first man Adam? That means you...ohhh...that explains so much."

- Charlie, realising who Adam is

"But these are souls...human souls, just the same as the ones you have up in Heaven."

- Charlie, to Adam

"You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes."

- Charlie, after Lute says that winners and sinners are not the same "Oh, fuck! Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't really hearing me before, so here it goes."

- Charlie, preparing to sing to Adam and Lute

"Radio Killed the Video Star"
"Okay, so the Extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal! Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half! But who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! And when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, RIGHT?!"

- Charlie, panicking over the early Extermination

"Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!"

- Charlie, looking for a silver lining to the early Extermination

"Um...Alastor, I think he's had enough!"

- Charlie, watching Alastor bully Sir Pentious

"You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing! Our resort of restoration. Our-"

- Charlie, after Pentious shows up at the hotel

"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery...slippery...special little man!"

- Charlie, convincing Angel and Vaggie to let Pentious stay

"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson - "How to Apologise". The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong! Why don't you give it a try?"

- Charlie, getting Pentious to apologise to Alastor

"Now, with a new resident, I think it is important for us all to get to know each other, so we are going to play a little game. Everyone follow me. My name is Charlie. *claps* I like to sing. *claps* And when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!"

- Charlie, playing bonding exercises with the hotel's residents

"Good first day. Let's get some rest!"

- Charlie, after singing "It Starts With Sorry"

"Scrambled Eggs"
"That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Pentious is staying at the hotel!"

- Charlie, celebrating Pentious' first week at the hotel

"Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little...tension at the hotel."

- Charlie, doing the trust exercises with the hotel's residents

"Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!"

- Charlie, letting Vaggie lead the trust exercises

"I, love you guys. Like, really, really love you."

- Charlie, doing a trust fall

"Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-"

- Charlie, after Vaggie says how much she doubts herself

"No, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all of this would be easier, but we'll figure it out together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them!"

- Charlie, apologising to Vaggie

"Masquerade"
"Okay...I could be so aggressively kind to Angel's boss, that I convince him to let Angel spend more time at the hotel!"

- Charlie, realizing how to get Angel to spend more time at the hotel

"I am the Princess of Hell, Angel, and I go where I please! *whispering* I'm here to get you some time off for the hotel. Where's your boss?"

- Charlie, to Angel

"Can I get a fire extinguisher? I am so sorry. I ruined your movie. I ruined your movie. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Noooooo!"

- Charlie, after accidentally setting fire to Valentino's porn studio

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TREAT HIM LIKE THAT?!"

- Charlie, standing up to Valentino

"No! No... Don't force him back. Just make sure he's safe. I pushed too hard earlier and... I only made things worse. Look, he'll come back when he's ready. I just don't want anything to happen to him until then."

- Charlie, to Husk, before he goes after Angel

"Dad Beat Dad"
"Nope! No, not really. Haha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we only have a couple months left before the angels come! *laughs manically* And at this rate-"

- Charlie, trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working

"Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. Maybe you saw our commercial?"

- Charlie, explaining the hotel to her father "I need to speak to Heaven. Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. I need to go to the top!"

- Charlie, asking her father for a meeting with Heaven

"Look Dad, I don't ask you for much, I never have, but this, this is really important to me. It's the most important thing I've ever done. And I...need you. I need your help."

- Charlie, pleading with her father

"Please! Just come see what I'm trying to do. You'll see why it's a really good idea. And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them. Please, Dad."

- Charlie, inviting Lucifer over

"Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much."

- Charlie, to Lucifer

"So, once we have the proof that redemption is possible, this whole hotel will be full of demons waiting to check out into Heaven! We just need a little time to prove it. The sharing circles haven’t been working as fast as I hoped-"

- Charlie, touring her father around the hotel "These are our people, Dad, I...I have to try!"

- Charlie, to Lucifer

"Dad, stop! He's defending this hotel! It may be a bit more sadistic than I'd hoped, but he's doing it for me! How come he can have faith in me, but my own father can't?"

- Charlie, defending Alastor

"Dad, just...help me."

- Charlie, pleading with Lucifer

"Welcome to Heaven"
"Okay, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?"

- Charlie, packing to go to Heaven

"Vaggie, we are only going to Heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince Heaven a soul can be redeemed."

- Charlie, to Vaggie

"Vaggie, you're my partner. I need you there with me."

- Charlie, after Vaggie tries to get out of the trip to Heaven

"-responsible night on the town! That is a great idea! Hi! Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's no nice to meet one of Angel's friends! Ah! He never brings anyone around."

- Charlie, introducing herself to Cherri Bomb

"Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun."

- Charlie, to Cherri Bomb "Okay, I love Heaven! Vaggie, did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows!"

- Charlie, arriving in Heaven "OMG, can you imagine an actual koala?"

- Charlie, to Vaggie

"Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?"

- Charlie, challenging Adam

"Um, objection! Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends after a hard day?"

- Charlie, to Adam

"Hello Rosie!"
"I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole."

- Charlie, when Alastor arrives at her room

"Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard? They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. Maybe worse! At least they don't go around giving false hope."

- Charlie, to Alastor

"Oh, fuck you, Alastor! All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us all struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much."

- Charlie, to Alastor

"But I'm not! I'm the farthest thing from control. The person I trust most has been lying to me for years, Heaven refuses to listen - even if they did, I can't prove that the hotel works - Adam has a invincible Exorcist army pointed right at my doorstep, and there's nothing I can do, about any of it!"

- Charlie, venting to Alastor

"What's that you said about smiles?"

- Charlie, to Alastor

"Three years! THREE YEARS I've been sharing my life with her, and I tell her EVERYTHING! My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits, what fucking DEODORANT I like, and she keeps something, like this, from ME? Why would she lie for so long? Did she think I wouldn't accept her? What about me? Me says un-understanding- misunderstanding, dis-under, wait wh-where are we?"

- Charlie, venting to Alastor about Vaggie

"Well, as you know...the Extermination is coming early and they'll be here in a month and they're coming to my hotel and my friends first, and I-I-I-I-"

- Charlie, asking Rosie for her help

"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!"

- Charlie, losing her temper at Susan

"What do you do when someone you love lies about who they are?"

- Charlie, to Rosie

"Just, angry, because we share everything, because she always supported me, and my ideas, and-and- and now, I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies! Oh, no that's a horrible thing to think! Do I think that?! Yes! No. Kinda?"

- Charlie, to Rosie

"The Show Must Go On"
"Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honour of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried. I have seen the good in all of you. And it's...I-I'm just...I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-"

- Charlie, making a speech the night before the Extermination

"Let's FUCK THEM UP!"

- Charlie's battle cry when the Extermination begins

"DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

- Charlie, fighting the Exorcists

"What? Alastor was supposed to handle him. Oh no, he must be-"

- Charlie, seeing Adam "These sinners are my family!"

- Charlie, to Adam

"That's Princess of Hell to you, pig!"

- Charlie, after stabbing Adam in the arm

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