Ozzie's (episode)/Transcript

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''[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and the bottle rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, a severed head does as well. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.]''

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[Millie crawls across the floor, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!!

''[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the group.]''

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, [points finger guns] babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

[Millie's eyes sparkle, and she squeals in delight.]

Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

''[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]''

Blitzo: [groans] Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh.

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm.

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. [hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly.] See you lovebugs later!

''[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]''

Millie: Relax sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and clean this blood off.

''[She drags her finger down Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen.]''