User:CloudyPie8

Appearance
Relatively tall around 5’7.5. Short curly auburn hair, and turns brighter red in the light. Grey eyes and black glasses, and long and thick natural eyelashes.

Lot of black, or band tees, black converse, jeans.

Has a resting bitch face.

Personality
Normally nice but can get bitchy real quick. Has a lot of common sense, and usually gets annoyed easily.

Fun and witty if in a good mood. But if in a bad mood usually shuts people out and will lash out if annoyed to much.

Will talk for hours on end about Harry Potter, Hazbin Hotel, and Helluva Boss.

Lazy as fuck.

Also has a very dirty mind and is real quick to either point out or make a sex joke.

Natural Abilities

 * Comebacks- Can usually bitch-slap someone ‘till they’re speechless in the blink of an eye.
 * Weapons- Very good with guns and can hunt with a rifle, as well as switch-blades and pocket knives.
 * Archery- Great with a bow and arrow as well as great with form and can hunt with a bow.
 * Hand-to-hand Combat- Great at hand-to hand combat and can easily win a fight.
 * Charm- Quite a good liar and can get out of any situation.
 * Pickpocket- Quite a pickpocket.

Skillset

 * Musical, Dancing, and Theatrical Talent- Can sing quite well and has a wide vocal range

Baywatch(movie):
Mitch Buchannon: “I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's dick, and I loofah my chest with his ballsack.”

Matt Brody: “Will it work? Maybe. Will there be some surprises along the way? Abso-fucking-lutely. Is anyone gonna die? I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.”

Ronnie Greenbaum: “Sorry, what?”

Mitch Buchannon: “My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there, and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out.”

Matt Brody: “Your balls said that?”

Mitch Buchannon: “Yes, they did.”

Matt Brody: Okay, my balls say: "Just take it easy right here. Just chill".

Mitch Buchannon: “Why the fuck do your balls sound like three-year-old girls?”

Matt Brody: “I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise.

Pirates of the Caribbean:
“I’ve got a jar of dirt!”

“Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.”

“Why is the rum always gone?”

“Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?”

Hazbin Hotel
Tom Trench: The porn star?

Katie Killjoy: You FUCKING would Tom.

Angel Dust: OH MY GOD! My drugs! Damn it!

Angel Dust: Oh~! harder, daddy!

Angel Dust: Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby.

Vaggie: Was that supposed to be sexist or racist?

Angel Dust: Whatever pisses you off more. This thing have any liquor?

Alastor: Hel*door slam*lo

* door slam*

Charlie: Hey Vaggie….

Vaggie: Ugh, what

Charlie: The Radio Demon is at the door. What do I DO?!?

Angel Dust: Uh, Who?

Vaggie: Well don’t let him in!

* Charlie opens the door again*

Alastor: May I speak now?

Angel Dust: Pfft, he looks like a strawberry pimp!

Alastor: And what can you do my effeminate fellow?

Angel Dust: I can suck ya dick!

Alastor: HA! No.

Angel Dust: Eh, your loss.

Angel Dust: Hey

Husk: Go fuck yourself

Angel Dust: Only if you watch me.

Helluva Boss
Stolas: We're rich and we are hot. People want our money AND our bodies! Speak for yourself, princess.

Stolas: Why hello my big-dicked Blitzy

Blitzo and Octavia at the same time: What the Fuck!!

Octavia: Dad!

Stolas: Language everyone!

Stolas: Who dares threaten my impish little play-thing?

* Blitzo falls off the balcony with the grimoire and lands on a cake covering Stella after fucking Stolas*

Blitzo: Sorry I fucked your husband.

Stella: WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT STOLAS?!

Stolas: That. Was the sound…OF A FUCKING DIVORCE!

Stolas: Oh and your memory’s so great? What’s his (gesturing to Moxxie) phone number?

Blizto: Fuck you…

Stolas: Exactly.

Trivia

 * I’m the only one in my family with red hair
 * i do not live with my biological father
 * I have very wild music tastes
 * Even though I live in a Christian family I’m a Satanist(however they can’t know that yet)
 * im not a picky eater in the slightest however I hate eggplant, zucchini, and squash.
 * italian food is my favorite
 * dragon fruit is my favorite fruit
 * when I’m able to drink I want to drink as much as possible so I have a high alcohol tolerance.
 * I love creepypasta
 * everyone calls me pretty but I don’t think I do so I get confused a lot when they comment on some of my “pretty features” that I don’t think are pretty or attractive in the slightest.
 * im really messed up in the head.