Adam/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Adam. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Overture"
"Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way, I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!"

- Adam to Charlie "I know. I fucking rock"

- Adam, to Charlie after she realized that he was the first man on Earth "Call me dickmaster."

- Adam, to Charlie when she goes through variations of titles to call him. "Fuckin' love puttin' my name on shit. Shit's the best!"

- Adam, to Charlie "♪ Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts. I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months! ♪"

- Adam to Charlie during his song to move the Extermination

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!"

- Adam to Lute, calming her down

Welcome to Heaven
"Holy fucking shit balls. Am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?"

- Adam, after seeing Charlie and Vaggie in Heaven "Maybe cause you left the band. You tried for a solo career. Or I guess it's more of a...duet."

- Adam, to Vaggie "Do you really think I wouldn't recognise one of my top girls just cause you're out of uniform? You were on the front lines. I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever...Vaggie."

- Adam, confronting Vaggie "To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that, I guess."

- Adam, to Vaggie about her relationship with Charlie "What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen!"

- Adam, to Charlie "Oh, yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed."

- Adam, about Angel Dust "Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behaviour is okay?"

- Adam, to Charlie "♪ A man only lives once, we'll see you in one month! Gotta say, I can't wait to, come down and exterminate you! ♪"

- Adam, to Charlie during You Didn't Know "Oh, yes! I win! Suck it, bitches! You better save the date, c*nts, because we're coming to your hotel...first!"

- Adam, to Charlie and Vaggie

The Show Must Go On
"Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for pussies!"

- Adam responding to Alastor's threat "Radio is fucking dead!"

- Adam before attacking Alastor

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