House of Asmodeus

"House of Asmodeus" is the featured song in the Helluva Boss episode "Ozzie's", performed by Moxxie, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and Verosika Mayday.

The song was originally meant to be a love song written by Moxxie dedicated to Millie, but the song itself soon becomes one about lust and depravity performed by Asmodeus and Fizzarolli to which they eventually out and embarrass Blitzo and Stolas with.

Lyrics
Moxxie: I love you More than the brimstone loves the fire More than Beelze loves her bub More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs

You make my spirit sing Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell Our love is a story sweet to tell

Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart Love is a journey we decided to start Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart

I love you (x7)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: *joining in, mockingly* I love you (x5)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: I love you (x3)

Asmodeus: Who's singing love songs in my lustful lounge?

Fizzarolli: Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!

Asmodeus: What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?

Fizzarolli: Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!

Asmodeus: Give me a thrust!

Fizzarolli: Bwabwabwabwa bwaaaah-

Asmodeus: Yeah, show me some lust From the groin to the bust In desire, we trust In the house of Asmodeus

Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Hah!

Asmodeus: Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade Perform your feelings on a velvety stage Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts-

Fizzarolli: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!

Asmodeus: You wanna hang around this lustful town? Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around Here we sing about wants and desires

Fizzarolli: Depravity! savagery! Loins hotter than fire!

Asmodeus: So, give me a thrust Show me some lust From the groin to the bust Little Imp, you just must In the house of Asmodeus

Come on, sing us a song Make sure the subject is gettin' it on! Make it graphic and tantrically long~

Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"

Asmodeus: Go ahead, your mic's on!

Moxxie: I want to…

Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?

Moxxie: Make gentle love to you-

Asmodeus: Ugh, what a limp-dick Imp You're really killin' the vibe Get a load of this dweeb And his unsatisfied bride

Blitzo: ''Hey, now! I've watched those two pork many times.''

Moxxie: ''What!? Blitzo!?''

Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!

Fizzarolli: ''Is that Blitzo? So, you're showin' your face?'' Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit!

Verosika: Oh, Blitzo? I used to date him (date him, date him)

Blitzo: Oh Verosika, you're here...

Verosika: I'd stroke him, I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him) Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn) He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag) A selfish Imp in the sheets And just as bad in the streets A reckless, heart-breaking freak!

Asmodeus: Who's that at your table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas, is that you?

Wally Wackford: Are you sleeping with an Imp?!

Asmodeus: Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up~

You sold your life for a thrust! Now, that's the spirit of lust! Grab your groin or a bust

You better get your hair mussed Pretend you don't see that crust Hump 'til your junk turns to dust

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: In the house of Asmode-

Asmodeus: Hey!

Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox.

Moxxie: Yeah, I was.

Moxxie: I love us I love us just the way we are Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes

I'll never take you for granted I'll always give you my best And if you can offer the same Fate will handle the rest 'Cause I love you (x2)

Trivia

 * The lyrics to this song were posted on Andrew Butler's Twitter.