House of Asmodeus

"House of Asmodeus" is the featured song in the Helluva Boss episode "Ozzie's", performed by Moxxie, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and Verosika Mayday.

The song was originally meant to be a love song written by Moxxie dedicated to Millie, but the song itself soon becomes one about lust and depravity performed by Asmodeus and Fizzarolli to which they eventually out and embarrass Blitzo and Stolas with.

Lyrics
Moxxie: I love you More than the brimstone loves the fire More than Beelze loves her bub More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs You make my spirit sing Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell Our love is a story sweet to tell Yeah you cast a special Satantic spell Over my heart Love is a journey we decided to start Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart. I love you (x8) Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: I love you (x8)

Asmodeus: You’re singing love songs at my lustful lounge!? Fizzarolli: Ozzie’s ain’t the place for sentimental sounds! Asmodeus: What’d you expect from a proprietor like us? Fizzarolli: Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!

Asmodeus: Give me a thrust

Fizzarolli: *sick trumpet sounds*

Asmodues: You show me some lust

Fizzarolli: *sick trumpet sounds*

Asmodeus: From the groin to the bust In desire we trust In the House of Asmodeus

Fizzarolli: *sick trumpet sounds* Trumpet. *BRAH!*

Asmodeus: Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade Perform your feelings on a velvety stage Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts Fizzarolli: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!

Asmodeus: You wanna hang around this lustful town? Ditch the lovie dovie before we knock you around Here we sing about wanton desires Fizzarolli: Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!

Asmodeus: So give me a thrust Show me some lust From the groin to the bust Little Imp, you just must In the House of Asmodeus

Come on, sing us a song Make sure the subject is gettin' it on Make it graphic and tactfully long Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme song and shlong Asmodeus: Go ahead, your mic's on

Moxxie: I want to… Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage? Moxxie: Make gentle love to you… Asmodeus: Ugh, what a limp dick Imp! You're really killing the vibe Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!

Blitzo: Hey now! I've watched those two pork many times… Moxxie: What- Blitzo?! Blitzo: And honestly they make missionary look relativity exciting

Fizzarolli: Is that Blitzo? *pronounced as spelled* So you're showing your face? Hey everybody! This guy's a total disgrace! Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit!

Verosika: Oh Blitzo? *pronounced as spelled* I used to date him. Blitzo: Oh Verosika. You're here…

Verosika: I'd stroke and I'd fellate him Yeah, but when it was my turn He did no reciprocatin' A selfish Imp in the sheets And just as bad in the streets, A reckless, heartbreaking freak.

Asmodeus: Who's that at your table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas, is that you? Wally Wackford:Are you sleeping with an Imp? Asmodeus: Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall! You used to have a smokin' wife, a kid, you had it all! I hope you didn't give it up So you and him could get it up…

You sold your life for a thrust! Now that's the spirit of lust! Grab your groin or a bust! You better get your head lust! Pretend you don't see that crust. Hop til you jump til you're dust. Fizzarolli & Asmodeus: In the house of Asmode-

Asmodeus: Hey! Millie: I think you were tryna sing something for me, Mox. Moxxie: Yeah, I was. I love us I love us just the way we are Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes I'll never take you for granted I'll always give you my best And if you can offer the same, they will handle the rest Cuz I love you Cuz I love you