Adam/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Adam. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Overture"
"HA! I fucking got you! Did you fucking see that? Good shit."

- Adam, after faking a handshake with Charlie

"No. You think I'd come down there? Ha! I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fuckin' hardcore, don't get me wrong. But it's such a bummer, man, everything down there is just so BLAUGH, you know. Hehehe, eww"

- Adam, telling Charlie why he isn't in Hell ""So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and I was all like, 'Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way, I'm the Dick-fuckin'-master!' So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"

- Adam to Charlie

"I know. I fucking rock"

- Adam, to Charlie after she realized that he was the first man on Earth

"Call me dickmaster."

- Adam, to Charlie when she goes through variations of titles to call him.

"Fuckin' love puttin' my name on shit. Shit's the best!"

- Adam, to Charlie

"Ohh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch."

- Adam, to Charlie, thinking he knows the "biggest problem"

"Oh, uh, ugly people? Math? Global warming--? Oh wait, that's Earth's problem. uhhhh."

- Adam, trying to figure out what Charlie means by "our other biggest problem"

"You know, when you take her out for the fifth time, and she STILL expects you to pay the check, but you're like 'hey, I thought you wanted equality.'"

- Adam, to Charlie

"Oh, yeah, that must suck for you! HAHAHAHAHA!"

- Adam, mocking Charlie about her people being killed

"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life!"

- Adam, adding his two cents after Lute stated "angels don't make mistakes"

"♪ Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts. I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months! ♪"

- Adam to Charlie during his song to move the Extermination

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!"

- Adam to Lute, calming her down

Welcome to Heaven
"Holy fucking shit balls. Am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?"

- Adam, after seeing Charlie and Vaggie in Heaven

"Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now."

- Adam, before Lute stops him

"Uuughhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know fine."

- Adam, when Lute reminds him about the Seraphim's rule

"Don't fucking shush me, bitch."

- Adam, to Lute

"Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez."

- Adam, to Sera when she appears behind him

"Maybe cause you left the band. You tried for a solo career. Or I guess it's more of a...duet."

- Adam, to Vaggie

"Do you really think I wouldn't recognise one of my top girls just cause you're out of uniform? You were on the front lines. I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever...Vaggie."

- Adam, confronting Vaggie

"To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that, I guess."

- Adam, to Vaggie about her relationship with Charlie "Hot as fuck, though."

- Adam, adding on to Lute about Vaggie and Charlie's relationship

"You know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell Little Miss Butterflies and Rainbows that she's been fucking someone who's killed THOUSANDS of her people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. See you in court!"

- Adam, threatening Vaggie after she denies his order

"What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen!"

- Adam, to Charlie

"Oh, yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed."

- Adam, about Angel Dust

"Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behaviour is okay?"

- Adam, to Charlie

"♪ A man only lives once, we'll see you in one month! Gotta say, I can't wait to, come down and exterminate you! ♪"

- Adam, to Charlie during You Didn't Know

"♪ What's the fuss? Why hide the fact that you're an angel just like us? ♪"

- Adam, revealing to everyone that Vaggie's an angel at the end of You Didn't Know

"Oh, fuck yes! I win! Suck it, bitches! You better save the date, cunts, because we're coming to your hotel...first!"

- Adam, to Charlie and Vaggie

The Show Must Go On
"Did you just--? D... Chill, Lute, fuck."

- Adam, to Lute

"Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets... I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh?"

- Adam to the Exorcists

"Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, YOU DUMB BITCH! NO. SHIT."

- Adam, to Lute, sarcastically

"Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for pussies!"

- Adam, to Alastor

"And YOU'RE... fuck-- fuck you... you red piece of f--, too much fucking red... fuck. Shut up!"

- Adam, stuttering angerly when getting overrun by Alastor's gremlins

"I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face. 'cause radio is fucking dead!"

- Adam, before attacking Alastor

"You judgin' me? You're the most hated being in all of creation!"

- Adam, when fighting Lucifer

"I'll fuckin' end you!!"

- Adam, to Lucifer

"You don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm THE fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something. I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshiping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers!"

- Adam's last words before Niffty kills him

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