House of Asmodeus

"House of Asmodeus" is the featured song in the Helluva Boss episode "Ozzie's", performed by Moxxie, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and Verosika Mayday.

The song was originally meant to be a love song written by Moxxie dedicated to Millie, but the song itself soon becomes one about lust and depravity performed by Asmodeus and Fizzarolli to which they eventually out and embarrass Blitzo and Stolas with.

Lyrics
Moxxie: I love you More than the brimstone loves the fire More than Beelze loves her bub More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs You make my spirit sing Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell Our love is a story sweet to tell Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart'' Love is a journey we decided to start'' Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart I love you (x7)

Moxxie, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli: I love you (x5) Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: I love you (x3)

Asmodeus: Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge? Fizzoralli: Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds Asmodeus: What'd you expect from a proprietor like us? Fizzarolli: Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust

Asmodeus: Give me a thrust Yeah, show me some lust From the groin to the bust In desire we trust In the house of Asmodeus

Fizzarolli: Trumpet

Asmodeus: Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade Perform your feelings on a velvety stage Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts Fizzarolli: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts Asmodeus: ''You wanna hang around this lustful town? Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around Here we sing about wants and desires Fizzarolli: Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire

Asmodeus: So, give me a thrust Show me some lust From the groin to the bust Little imp, you just must In the house of Asmodeus Come on, sing us a song Make sure the subject is getting it on Make it graphic and tactfully long Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong" Asmodeus: Go ahead, the mic's on

Moxxie: I want to Fizzarolli: ''Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?'' Moxxie: Make gentle love to you

Asmodeus: Ugh, what a limp-dick imp You're really killing the vibe Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride

Blitzo: Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times Moxxie: ''What? Blitzo?'' Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting

Fizzarolli: ''That Blitzo? So, you're showing your face?'' Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit

Verosika: Oh, Blitzo? I used to date him

Blitzo: Oh Verosika, you're here...

Verosika: I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him) Yeah, but when it was my turn (your turn, your turn) He did no reciprocatin' (what a bitch-ass) A selfish imp in the sheets And just as bad in the streets A reckless, heartbreaking freak

Asmodeus: Who's that at your table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas, is that you?

Wally Wackford: Are you sleeping with an imp??

Asmodeus: Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up You sold your life for a thrust Now, that's the spirit of lust Grab your groin or a bust You better get your head must Pretend you don't see that crust Hump 'til your junk turns to dust Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: In the house of Asmode-

Asmodeus: Hey!

Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox Moxxie: Yeah, I was

Moxxie: I love us I love us just the way we are Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes I'll never take you for granted I'll always give you my best And if you can offer the same thing We'll handle the rest 'Cause I love you (x2)