Stolas/Quotes

The Pilot
"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!"

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"Yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here."

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry...and when I become hungry, I want to CHOKE on that red ████ of yours █████ your s████ and lick all of your ███ before taking out your ████ and ████ with more teeth until you're screaming ████████████████ like a fucking baby!"

- Stolas, to Blitzo

Murder Family
"Ooh, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?"

- Stolas, to Blitzo "I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my Grimoire."

- Stolas, to Blitzo "My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job, that I have allowed you to use to do yours."

- Stolas, to Blitzo "Ooh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy c███ inside of my ████ del███, de-"

- Stolas, to Blitzo on a phone call before being cut off by Martha. "-███ I'll use while you and I are ██████ jelly sandwiches all night!"

- Stolas, still talking on Blitzo's discarded phone.