Velvette/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Velvette. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Radio Killed the Video Star"
"Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!"

- Velvette, to Vox, over a video call

"Your little boy toy is wrecking my department while I'm trying to pull together a show and--"

- Velvette, to Vox, about Valentino

"Just get your ass here. Now!"

- Velvette, to Vox

"Damn it, Valentino!"

- Velvette, to Valentino, when he's wrecking her fashion department

"Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? Wrist ruffles? Is it 1750? Burn it like the witches who wore it!"

- Velvette, when critizing the fashion designers' outfits

"Up in his tower, waiting for his flat-faced prince to calm him down."

- Velvette, to Vox, about Valentino

"Who knows? But he tore up my best model. And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself together."

- Velvette, to Vox

"No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. *gasps* Yes! That's the one!"

- Velvette, when changing the outfit on the fashion model

"Of course I do. Fuck you. Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby."

- Velvette, to Vox

"Well, how are we exactly supposed to stop it?"

- Velvette, during the meeting with Vox and Valentino

"Someone pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us."

- Velvette, to Vox

"Scrambled Eggs"
"Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. Hahaha. Yes, I know. They're all a joke. Hahahah. Thank you, Vee. See you soon. Kisses, darling."

- Velvette, to Vox, over the phone

"No. They have better shit to do than listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent."

- Velvette, to Carmilla Carmine

"On the subject of discussion..."

- Velvette, before she reveals a decapitated head of an Exorcist to the Overlords

"We found it during Extermination Day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed. We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan."

- Velvette, to the Overlords

""Meager proof"? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?"

- Velvette, to Zestial

"Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right?"

- Velvette, about Zestial "Oh. What's the matter, fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for--"

- Velvette, to Zestial, before Carmilla interrupts her

"♫ Haha, you've got it twisted. I'm not the one who needs a new attitude. Maybe you missed it, but I'm that #Bitch and I will do nothing less than what I please. Woo! I'm the backbone of the Vees. Mad that I acted respectless? Well, it's 'cause no one could respect this."

- Velvette, singing "Respectless"

"♫ Sorry, group attendin'. Since when are Overlords too scared to fight? You're long past trendin'. Sorry, babе. But, I ain't swipin' right. ♫"

- Velvette, to the Overlords

"♫ You lost your relevance. ♫"

- Velvette, to Zestial

"♫ No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast. ♫"

- Velvette, to Zestial

"♫ Oops! Did I strike a nerve? 'Cause when I brought out the angel's head. Couldn't help but observe that your wrinkled face was turning red. And why are you avoidin' war? That's what the guns you sell are for. Thanks to my being respectless, one thing I'm starting to suspect is. You know why this angel's headless? Do you have a disclosure? ♫"

- Velvette, confronting Carmilla

"Hmph, fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! Kiss my ass. Hahahaha!"

- Velvette, when leaving the meeting room with the Overlords

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