Asmodeus/Quotes

This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Asmodeus. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.

"Ozzie's"
"♫Give me a thrust! ♫ ♫Show me some lust! ♫ ♫From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus♫"

- Asmodeus, singing during the House of Asmodeus musical number

"♫Who's that at the table? Is your date a demon prince?♫ ♫Stolas, is that you?♫"

- Asmodeus, when seeing Stolas at Ozzie's

"♫My dark lord, how the mighty do fall♫ ♫You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all♫ ♫I hope you didn't give it up. So, you and him could get it on♫"

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Aww... ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me! GET THE FUCK OUT!"

- Asmodeus, to Moxxie and Millie

"Oops"
"About that. You're still going to that contest rehearsal without me?"

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli

"It's the Greed ring. One of the cities is literally called Ransom."

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli, about the Greed Ring

"But you haven't been to the Greed ring alone since becoming Mam's big brand figure."

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli

"Yeah! Cuz we're so not in love!"

- Asmodeus, when he and Fizzarolli get interrupted by the work assistant

"Just come right back when it's over. And keep your phone on ya, okay?"

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli

"Larger. You can never be too large, mmhahaha, you can never be too large. Hm… smaller, smaller. Hit the spot right there, oh, that's good. I like-oh, I like that, that's good, mhm!"

- Asmodeus, to his factory employees

"Stolas! Hey there, birdie babe. Haven't seen you since you crashed my club, how ya' been? Hmhmhm, still gettin' yo' kink on with that feisty imp?"

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Well, I can tell you. If you're looking for a love potion, then you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artifical bullshit."

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Lust shouldn't be about force. It's an ART! To be earned and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to pleasure town, you feel me?"

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Oh! Hmm, Stolas, my heart bleeds for you! But my partner- uh, business partner, Fizzarolli, HATES your imp guy. Blitzo, right? Yeah. HAAATES."

- Asmodeus, to Stolas, about Blitzo

"Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry…"

- Asmodeus, to Stolas

"Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?! "

- Asmodeus, when watching Crimson's video message

"Can I just sign it already, like, can we move this along?"

- Asmodeus, about signing the contracts of Crimson's demands

"HURRY UP!"

- Asmodeus, getting impatient when Crimson's lawyer reads the contracts

"THAT'S IT! I'm going to fucking END YOUR LIFE!"

- Asmodeus, to Crimson's lawyer

"I'm so glad you're okay, babe... You ain't never leaving the palace without protection AGAIN."

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli after he's safe and sound

"I know. I don't care. Cuz they know if they tell anyone, I'll... BREAK THEM."

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli, while giving his employees a warning if they tell anyone about their secret relationship

"It's been an intense day. Just, take it easy, okay?"

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli

"Well, I was stuck with Stolas the whole time, who, by the way, asked me, to give him one of my crystals as a gift for that guy you hate! So... I told him, "NO!" Mm-hmm!"

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli

"Alright then... ♫Anything for you...♫"

- Asmodeus, to Fizzarolli, after discussing about giving Blitzo the crystal

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