Truth Seekers/Transcript

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''[The episode opens up to four monitors; the first one showing Blitzo and Moxxie outside Martha' s house, Moxxie then pushes Blitzo's gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction in "Murder Family". Another showing Millie coming out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in "Spring Broken", another's showing Millie and Moxxie french-kissing while swinging on a rope in "C.H.E.R.U.B.", and on the fourth monitor is a shot of horses, which then zooms past them onto Blitzo, who's making a goofy face. Someone then points at Blitzo.]''

Agent One: Right there. This was the first sighting.

Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically-targeted people, but why?

Agent One: They always attack at random, all over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next.

''[A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by an angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a hole in the wall that is covered with small wooden planks, forming a peek hole to the outside. They then see the source of all the racket, Blitzo outside on top of some trash bags and dumpsters looking around.]''

Agent Two: Ah well, that's convenient.

Blitzo: Shh! Remember, we can't be seen.

[Blitzo slams the dumpster door loudly, but then falls into a pile of trash bags.]

Moxxie: Pardon my word, sir. But you're currently being the loudest.

Blitzo: I said shush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie.

[Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment as the portal was opened, Moxxie was about to head towards the portal.]

Blitzo: Get down!!

''[Blitzo quickly tackles Moxxie to the ground as a net zooms by. Agent Two then reloads her weapon as Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent One jump down with rope from a building and in front of the portal.]''

Blitzo: Loona! Close it!

Millie: Wait! No!

''[When Moxxie sees the portal close, he suddenly gets mad and fights off the two agents while Blitzo hides. However, he is hit by a needle and falls to the ground.]''

Blitzo: Moxxie!

''[With quick thinking, Blitzo grabs Moxxie and runs away. He knocks Agent Two out of the way as he keeps on running.]''

Moxxie: I smell... Colors...

''[Blitzo reaches a dead end and the agents waste no time in cornering him. Blitzo raises his gun, ready to fight.]''

Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo wearing fucks!

''[Blitzo and the Agents both raise their guns. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun and Blitzo gets shocked along with Moxxie before going down for the count.]''

Agent One: I'd like to see the suits at corporate call us losers now, that was pretty badass.

Agent Two: Super badass.

''[Soon enough, he passes out. Meanwhile in Hell, Millie, with tears in her eyes punches the wall multiple times before falling to her knees.]''

Millie: Shit! Shit, shit, shit!

[Millie wails with her head and hands on the ground.]

Loona: You uh... You okay there?

Millie: What're you doing sittin' there? The boys are in trouble! Open it again!

Loona: Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-

Millie: OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW!

''[A sequence happens, Loona zips a bag labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag", an angry Millie twirls and lifts a giant double axe with the 'M' in the I.M.P, and Loona quickly transforms to her human form with an owl in the background. The portal opens again, and Millie flips and lands in a pose while Loona walks through the portal.]''

Millie: They aren't here...

''[Millie lets go of the axe and falls to her knees again, beginning to cry. But stops immediately as Loona lifts her up to bend down and sniff the ground to track where Blitzo and Moxxie went.]''

Loona: It smells like they went this way. Come on, let's find the dumbass twins.

''[Millie slips into the backpack and Loona picks up the axe and starts running towards the screen. Meanwhile, Moxxie starts waking up and starts looking around, the camera zooms out revealing that he and Blitzo are tied up. Moxxie panics and struggles to get out, while Agent Two grabs the light and pans it close to Moxxie's face.]''

Agent Two: Finally awake, huh, little fella. Your partner has been a while now.

Blitzo: Look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down, alright? I took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also, I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery, so I- oh, okay.

[Agent One pans the light close to Blitzo's face.]

Agent One: Tell us, demon scum. Who do you work for? Satan?

[Agent Two grabs the light again and passes it to Agent One each question.]

Agent Two: How did you get to our world from the afterlife?

Agent One: Why are youse killing humans?

Agent Two: When did you show up here?

[The two agents stops passing the lights.]

Blitzo: Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still feeling fuckin' woozy, so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean, everyone gets coffees in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want something iced, bitch. Mox?

[Blitzo turns his head around to Moxxie.]

Moxxie: I'll have a Neopolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy", I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then, add the coffee after, then-

Agent One: Enough! We aren't getting youse coffee!

Blitzo: Wow, I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox. Congrats!

Agent Two: If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty hell beasts!

Moxxie: When you say "tortured", do you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive; we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you have no way of knowing what was true.

Blitzo: Or we might like it too much. And then you got a whole new thing to deal with.

Agent One: What do you mean by that?

Blitzo: Oh, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy Likey Dummy!

[Moxxie squirms in his chair trying to hold back his laughter but laughs anyway.]

Moxxie: Good one sir, Daddy likey-

Agent Two: You better stop laughin' at us.

[Agent One grabs Blitzo's collar and screams at the imp's face.]

Agent One: Yeah! You're the ones at our mercy!

Moxxie: It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry. I mean, considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied up here for what, hours? And you haven’t even had us confirm what exactly we are!

Agent Two: [leans down curious] What are you?

Moxxie: I'm a Virgo.

[Blitzo bursts out laughing.]

Agent One: Oh, a smart guy eh?

Agent Two: One more quip out of you and we'll shut you up!

Blitzo: Ohh, getting kinky!

[Both agents recoil in shock and horror.]

Agent One: WHAT?!? We ain't playing any of your vile demon games!

Blitzo: I mean, that's what it sounds like back there. You sickos.

Moxxie: [sarcastically] PLEASE, don't give them ideas sir.

Blitzo: Why not? I know the shit you're into- [Moxxie gets an embarrassed look]

Agent One: STAAHP! We are NOT getting kinky wit youse!

Agent Two: Calm down, One! Don't let these monsters get to you!

Blitzo: [sees them walking away] Hey, aren't we going to get a phone call, bitch?

Agent One: Well, that entirely depends: Who you going to call, hmm?

Blitzo: Your fat mom, thanking her for a fat time!

Agent Two: Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD! [One starts crying into his own arm]

''[The episode cuts to the exterior of the D.H.O.R.K.S. building Blitzo and Moxxie are trapped inside of. Two armed guards stand outside the entrance. Millie and Loona are hiding at the side of the building trying to sneak in.]''

Millie: This where they ended up?

Loona: I think so. Fuck, this looks intense. How are we gonna get in?

Millie: Lift me up to that vent! [Millie pints to a small vent above their heads]

''[Loona raises her hand and Millie climbs up, opens the vent and crawls into the building. She unlocks the side door from the inside and lets Loona in. They sneak through the halls trying to find Moxxie and Blitzo, when an unnamed D.H.O.R.K.S. guard sees them on the surveillance camera, does a spit take with his coffee upon another guard and sounds an alarm to alert the other guards of the trespassers.]''

''[Loona stops running, the camera moves toward the screen revealing a bunch of agents holding several Japanese firearms. An agent holding a naginata runs toward Loona and Millie and swings the spear to them. The girls ducks, avoiding the spear. Loona jumps swinging the axe, causing an agent to have his right leg sliced while Millie shots his head twice. Loona throws the axe to another agent's face, Millie climbs the body picks the ax and slices another agent in half. Loona runs into an agent with nunchucks, ready to kick but he avoids, she rolls and jumps to avoid him. An agent swings a kusarigama to Loona but Loona ducks, slicing the nunchuck guy in the neck instead. Millie sneaks up to a surprised agent and breaks his neck, he falls down face first. Loona grabs Millie and Millie grabs the axe, running to another set of agents. A door opens revealing an agent, alerting the other agents. The set of agents reveal their shuriken and throws them to the girls.]''

Millie: Throw me!

Loona: [Grunts]

''[She throws Millie into a group as a door closes behind her labeled CAUTION BLAST DANGER. Screaming sound effects. The door lifts to show Millie surrounded by corpses and blood-spatter.]''

Loona: Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady.

Millie: I'm, like, 5 years older than you!

[Episode cuts back to Blitzo and Moxxie, Blitzo is making a blep face at Agent 1.]

Agent One: Stop insultin' my mother, she's dead!

Agent Two: Hey, hey, let's just leave them here until they feel like talking.

''[The two agents exit the room, slamming the door behind them. Blitzo immediately tries to get out of his bonds but can't.]''

Blitzo: [sighs] Don't worry Mox, if we keep being obnoxious, they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated they stop thinking clearly. It usually works.

[as Blitzo speaks it zooms out until it is coming through a recording as Agents One and Two watch on the screen.]

Agent One: Hmm, so the demons wanna play games, huh? Well, we can play games! [laughs]

''[Agent Two hits a button between "Haha Gas" and "Bitch Juice" as she lifts her fist the button is glowing a bright green and labeled "Truth Bomb". Agent Two joins in the laughter.]''

Agent Two: Yeah.

''[Scene switches back to Moxxie and Blitzo. Blitzo is still struggling against his ropes trying to get out.]''

Moxxie: I'm just worried about Millie; she'll be on her way by now, I'm sure.

Blitzo: Ugh, she'll be fine, Moxxie. It would take a roided-up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset.

Moxxie: We've never dealt with the human government before! She's in danger!

[As he speaks green gas begins filling the room]

Blitzo: Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie? It's always "oh, how's Millie?", "I can't tonight, I'm hanging with Millie." "I'm so worried about Millie." And she's always five fucking feet away from you, it's pathetic!

Moxxie: That was oddly personal.

Blitzo: You know what, you're right. I don't know why the fuck I let my guts spill like that.

[Moxxie now notices the green gas surrounding the two of them.]

Moxxie: Sir! They're filling this room with something!

Blitzo: Fuck! The hell is this?

Moxxie: I think it's some kind of airborne truth telling serum.

Blitzo: Oh you just guess that's what it is?

Moxxie: Well, uh, just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you.

Blitzo: Okay uh, does Millie ever peg you?

Moxxie: Sometimes. Wait, ew, fuck! Why that?

Blitzo: Heh, I knew it.

Moxxie: Well your suit is tacky! Fuck, I'm sorry.

Blitzo: [gasps] How fuckin' dare you! You have shitty taste in music! I'm sorry!

Moxxie: Shit taste? You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!

Blitzo: I lied, I left half way through!

Moxxie: You- you said you loved it!

Blitzo: [In tears] It was awful Moxxie, it was about ugly, horny cats!

''[Moxxie starts crying hysterically. Once again the scene zooms out into them being watched by One and Two again.]''

Blitzo: Oh, God, Moxxie, I've said so many lies to you!

Agent Two: This is gonna be a good night!

''[View switches to a vent pumping more gas into the room. Blitzo coughs and we switch to a POV shot we watch as the room wriggles and distorts. He shakes his head and turns back to face Moxxie.]''

Blitzo: Dammit, Moxxie, this is all your fault!

Moxxie: How is this my fault?

''[A musical trill. The sound of wind. The ropes fall away from Moxxie and he walks forwards into purple fog. As he walks into the fog the art style begins to subtly shift into something more Disney-esque. Organ music begins to play.]''

Moxxie: Blitzo? [coughs] I- I can't see you. God this smells awful! What's that music? Is that you? Is this a prank, because I swear to Satan -

''[he talks directly to the camera as he talks to the camera we see a figure above and behind him. The two are facing away from each other. The other figure is Blitzo dressed like the title character from Phantom of the Opera]''

Blitzo: [speaking in a slightly deeper octave than we normally hear him in] It is no prank, bitch!

Moxxie: Hey! Why do you sound like that?

Blitzo (hallucination): Because you, my precious little bitch boy-

Moxxie: Stop it, Sir.

Blitzo (hallucination): -are tripping balls!

[The shiny organ pipes act as a spotlight and points to Moxxie as he begins to sing]

Moxxie: ♫ No, what? How could this be? I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT! It's a bad trip! Oy Gevault! Of course, Blitzo, this would be your fault! [A close up on Blitzo's gloved fingers as he plays the organ. The camera goes back to Moxxie] My lungs are full of honesty, would you promise me that you won't judge? ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ Yes, bitch! ♫ [he dramatically plays the organ.]

Moxxie: ♫ Not trying to divulge too much, but I'm in too deep so first of all: FUCK YOU! ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ What? ♫

Moxxie: ♫ This is all just typical well two can play at this game of dismay 'cause if you're here causing frustration, I'm torturing you in your hallucination! ♫

''[the scene switches we are now inside Blitzo's Hallucination - the style has shifted to be more early animation style, presumably rubber hose. The symbol on his his forehead isn't the one normally there but is instead a broken heart. He is wearing a clown outfit. Intense rock music, 3 swirls of sludge in pink black and brownish-red float around him. The red sludge screams and covers Blitzo in slime. He focuses on his hands covered in the red sludge. He sniffs and licks it. The red sludge comes up behind him screaming and frightening him. Blitzo stumbles and falls down. The sludge turns into doodle Moxxie a la the Spring Broken plan segment.]''

Moxxie (doodle): I simply follow your orders, it isn't my fault if your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold rainy porch of a fresh April shower.

Blitzo: Why are you talking like that? What the fuck does that even mean?

Moxxie (doodle): I am simply speaking Satan's plain English - perhaps you should crack open a dictionary some time? And then maybe you can understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about [the music gets louder drowning out Doodle Moxxie's words. As he is speaking he flickers back and forth between standard Moxxie and doodle Moxxie. The camera zooms out to Blitzo looking up at the 3 sludges circle around them.]

Blitzo: Shut up!

[We switch back to Moxxie's Hallucination]

Moxxie: ♫ Why do you hurt me so? ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ I know! ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Why must you push your friends away? ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): [harmonizes] ♫ I push my friends away ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Why does it seem like a recurring theme that you alienate with your toxic routine? ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ I don't know eventually everyone goes! ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Cause you're thoughtless, and cruel and you'll end up alone! ♫

''[The camera focuses in on the hallucination of Blitzo's mask covered eye - he looks shookth. We switch back to Blitzo's hallucination.]''

Moxxie (doodle): In fact, my dear boss, you don't know what you are doing half the time, and you depend on me and the Misses to manage your foolish flights of fancy.

Blitzo: I don't need you, I can do this shit on my own so easily!

[The sludge grabs him and throws him on the ground it forms a new person in Blitzo's hallucination: Striker.]

Striker (hallucination): But you don't want to do things alone, Blitzo?

Fizzarolli (hallucination): You tried the solo act, it didn't work out so well [laughs like a distorted robot].

''[Hallucination Fizz winds him up and throws him to the ground. Hallucination Verosika, emerging from being covered in sludge, crawls towards him]''

Verosika (hallucination): Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close, until they resent you for being a selfish shitty shit fuck. [''her voice is highly warped and distorted. Blitzo gets up and runs away up a staircase that appears covered in black gloop.'']

''[Blitzo turns around to see the mud turning into pristine white stairs with golden railings. There are falling shiny feathers that are cleaning the mud. Blitzo trips and looks up where Stolas is sitting on a throne at the top the stairs, getting fanned by Blitzo's silhouette.]''

Stolas (hallucination): [voice-over] Are you afraid to love people, Blitzy?

''[The fans flapped and the camera zoom in to Stolas who grins at Blitzo. Blitzo climbs the stairs on his knees. Golden feathers on his wrists turns into golden shackles and his clown costume turns into his suit.]''

Moxxie (hallucination): I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy but also crave it as well. It's rather unfortunate, sir. Considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you such as myself-.

''[As hallucination doodle Moxxie keeps talking, Blitzo is almost to the top, a golden shackle wraps around his neck attached golden chains. Stolas pulls the chains closer to him and grins mischievously. The three previous hallucinations is shown again all turn into sludge again and doodle Moxxie turns into his normal style but wears a purple dress]''

Moxxie (hallucination): -Are you worried, I may have enough of it one day as well?

Blitzo: Stop fucking talking, all of you!

''[Moxxie gets angry and closes his fan and vanishes in fire. The scene cuts to Blitzo and Moxxie drooling in the interrogation room with 2 looking at them.]''

''[The hallucination of Moxxie dissolves into gold and fades away. The scene switches back to reality. Blitzo and Moxxie are still tied up and are drooling. Agents one and two are watching. Agent one is drinking a soda, Agent Two is munching on popcorn. We switch back to Blitzo's Hallucination; Stolas turns into gold and fades away.]''

Stolas: You are going to die alone.

''[All of the sludges swirl together. Blitzo is surrounded by a tornado of feathers they surround him sticking to him. The hallucinations keep repeating the phrase “You’re gonna die alone!”. All that is left is his mouth and he screams. Cuts to Moxie's hallucination.]''

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ Why, Moxxie, why have you held your true feelings inside? ♫

Moxxie: ♫ I am scared of rejection. ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ Why, Moxxie, why do you have Millie put it in your butt? ♫

Moxxie: ♫ It gives me an erectio- ♫ Hey!

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ No need to hide, we accept your true feelings, so promise me - ♫

Moxxie: ♫ That I can do. ♫

Both: [harmonizing] ♫ To be true. ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty. ♫

Moxxie: Oh.

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ I've been a jackass, it's true. ♫

Moxxie: [harmonizing] ♫ You’ve been a jackass, it's true. ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ But soon as we're back as ourselves. ♫

Both: ♫ I will be a better friend than I was before. ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Be better at speaking my mind~ And… ♫

Both: ♫ Together we can begin to become…fine. ♫

''[We are finally done with the two hallucination scenes. It switches back to Millie and Loona. They come up to a three-by-four 12-digit keypad, the number 1 is the only number that shows any wear, while other numbers are untouched.]''

Millie: Try 1.

''[Loona presses 1 five times. The door opens. They walk through. It switches back to the screen watching Blitzo and Moxxie wake up from their respective hallucination trips. The truth gas has run out.]''

Moxxie: Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?

Blitzo: Not really.

Moxxie: I remember. You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but you said that because I needed it. And it helped.

Blitzo: Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for me because, you know, my opinion is correct, but just keep doing a good job, 'kay? You shoot and kill good, you escape things easy, you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, and don’t expect any more compliments, I'm maxed out.

Moxxie: Thank you, sir.

Blitzo: You know my name, use it.

Moxxie: Thanks, Blitzo.

''[A rumbling sound is heard as Blitzo and Moxxie look up. Millie crashes through the ceiling]''

Moxxie: There's my Millie!

Blitzo: Impressive work, Mills! How did you get here all by yourself?

[Loona uses Agent 2 to break through the mirror-like window]

Blitzo: Loony!?

Loona: Get your asses out here before more fuckers show up!

''[she throws agent 2 at agent 1 as she turns she begins to transform back into her hell hound form ears first. A wolf howl sound effect plays as she jumps down, she is now fully back in her hell hound form. Blitzo and Moxie pull out guns and cock them. Agent 1 presses a button and alarm noises begin playing. A bunch of disposable mooks appear holding weapons.]''

Blitzo: Okay, I've had one too many emotions for today. Guys, let's fuck these fuckers UP!

[A fluid fight scene starts and is full of the standard grunting and weapon and death noises.]

Blitzo: Mox, cover me!

Moxxie: Yes, sir!

[more fight scene]

Blitzo: Eat my ass!

[more fight scene, Blitzo goes to partner up with Loona]

Loona: Die, motherfuckers! [briefly looks at Blitzo] What?

Blitzo: I am just so damn proud of you, Loonie! [kisses her cheek] Bye sweetie!

Loona: Watch out!

[more fight scene - Blitzo runs to go partner with Millie]

Blitzo: Hey Mills!

Millie: Hiya Blitz! Just one sec!

[More fight scene]

Blitzo: Do you need a gun or anything?

Millie: Nah, I'm good!

[more fight scene]

Blitzo: How about some water?

Millie: Sure!

[he squirts a bottle of water in her mouth]

Millie: Thanks Blitz!

[She crushes a mooks head between her thighs.]

Blitzo: No problemy, Millie-Billie.

[more fight scene; Blitzo is not partnering with any of I.M.P]

Blitzo: Now who wants some quality time with Daddy?

[more fight scene]

Blitzo: Fore!

[more fight scene - agents 1 and 2 are attempting to outrun the chaos together]

Agent One: Why, God, WHY are we only using weapons from Japan's Edo period!?

Agent Two: Hey! The Edo period was badass and you know it!

Agent One: Damnit you're right.

Agent Two: Look out!

''[she pulls them both to the floor - more fight scene. The two agents continue their attempts to escape.]''

Moxxie: Bitches!!!

Blitzo: Hey Moxxie? [Moxxie drops the shotgun that he's holding and it accidentally goes off] Oh wow, really going for the dick there, ain't'cha? Here, I got it for ya. Now hold this.

[he puts a backpack in Moxxie's arm and pulls out a giant rocket launcher labeled 'My Dick '.]

Blitzo: Oh yeah, I'm gettin' HARD holding this motherfucker!

[He fires a rocket labeled 'Pussy Destroyer'. Blitzo gives an evil laugh.]

Moxxie: Oh crumbs, is everyone okay?

[Blitzo jumps on him]

Blitzo: Wooooooo! How's that for demon scum?

''[Agents One and Two are hiding under a desk. She nods at him, he hits a red button labeled 'red button'. Alarms go off and the entire screen turns tinted red.'']

Blitzo: Oh shit, c'mon fam, lets blow this cock-sicle joint!

''[they attempt to leave but the doors come down. it is several layers of door.]''

Moxxie: Quick! The book!

[Loona pulls it out of the back pack and attempts to read it.]

Loona: Shit! I can't - I can't read the spell in this light. I can't see dick!

[Blitzo searches himself for more weapons, but comes out empty-handed.]

Blitzo: Well, shit. Looks like we've milked this weapon dick dry and now we're out of badassery.

Agent Two: Ha! You demons aren’t goin' anywhere now. AH!

''[shadows growl and televisions flicker. Something is rattling. There are glowing red eyes in the shadows. Thuds all around them as agents dodge thrown cables.]''

Stolas: [from the shadows] Who dares threaten my impish little plaything?

Agent One: Who said that?

''[footprints appear on the floor going towards the agents. Another monitor hits Agent 1 in the face, knocking him down. Crashing noises.]''

Agent One: Agent Two?

''[Agent Two's head begins to spasm, her eyes wide and mouth slack in shock and/or horror. Around her dead bodies stand, eyes completely filled in black and empty. The bodies kneel. Agent One attempts to approach Agent Two, her head twists around but her body does not.]''

Agent 2 and Stolas: [at the same time?] 'What's the matter demon hunter? Never seen a real demon before?'

''[the dead bodies draw Stolas’s summoning circle around her in their own blood. Her head whips back to it's normal orientation and she throws it back. Black shadows fly out of it into a monstrous raven / owl shadow beast form. There's demented laughter in a variety of voices. The shadow beast approaches and screams and roars at the agents the two agents huddle together. It pulls back and turns into standard Stolas all 4 eyes open and glowing red. He turns away from them and clicks a button. Normal color returns. Stolas walks up to the gathered IMP group. He stops in front of Blitzo.]''

Blitzo: Stolas? Wha- hold on - How did you know that we needed help?

Stolas: I have my ways, darling. Are you alright?

''[He leans forward, gazing into Blitzo's eyes as he places a hand on his cheek. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]''

Blitzo: Ugh, I'm fine, Stolas.

Stolas [softly]: Mm. Good.

[Stolas grabs Blitzo's cheek roughly and adopts a sharper tone.]

Stolas: How the fuck did you get caught by humans? Are you little creatures not being careful up here? You know, if you get in trouble [He flicks Blitzo's snoot] I get in trouble. [He puts his hand on his chest]. We don't want that!

[He grab's Blitzo's other cheek to squeeze at.]

[Blitzo pulls Stolas's hand away]

Moxxie: They caught us off guard, your highness.

Blitzo: Yeah, you can unclench your bird-puss, Stolas. It’s not gonna happen again, okay?

Stolas: Luckily for you, most don't believe the words of the demon-obsessed lunatics. [the camera pans to Agents 1 and 2 holding each other shaking] They are seen as kooks! [the camera comes back to Stolas giggling and looking rather pleased with himself] Kooks! Such a silly word! [He claps his hands together] Now! Let us all return!

[Stolas opens a portal back to hell]

Moxxie: Yes please. I'd like to get back to the correct hellhole as soon as possible.

''[Moxxie hops through and helps Millie through, Loona walks through next looking at Stolas' grimoire. Stolas picks up Blitzo in a bridal carry.]''

Stolas: Am I going to get any thank you for the rescue, Blitzy?

Blitzo: Well, I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?

Stolas: Very much so. ''[He leans in for a kiss. Blitzo grabs the back of his head and pulls him back. Stolas blushes.]''

Blitzo: Alright, but you're keeping quiet or I'm using those bear traps.

''[Blitzo runs a finger down Stolas's face as he shudders with obvious pleasure, his feathers fluffing out. Stolas moans.]''

Stolas: Oh, please do~

''[The two of them partake in a French kiss. The portal closes behind them. Agents One and Two watch as they leave.]''

Agent Two: So what now?

Agent One: What now? We finally got the evidence we needed to be taken seriously!

''[he types on a computer and we see 4 scenes pop on the monitor 3 of IMP and one in the lower right hand corner of Stolas - all three of IMP are in green the Stolas corner is in red. The two agents put their glasses back on.]''

Agent One: Nobody in corporate is ignoring this. [Agent One chuckles]

[The 4 screens go back to static, first the 3 I.M.P scenes go back then the Stolas corner.]