Truth Seekers/Transcript

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''[The episode opens up to four monitors; the first one showing Blitzo and Moxxie outside Martha's house, Moxxie then pushes Blitzo's gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction in "Murder Family". Another showing Millie coming out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in "Spring Broken", another's showing Millie and Moxxie french-kissing while swinging on a rope in "C.H.E.R.U.B.", and on the fourth monitor is a shot of horses, which then zooms past them onto Blitzo, who's making a goofy face. Someone then points at Blitzo.]''

Agent One: Right there. This was the first sighting.

Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically-targeted people, but why?

Agent One: They always attack at random, all over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next.

[A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by an angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a hole in the wall that is covered with small wood planks. Forming a little peek hole to the outside. They then see the source of all the racket, Blitzo outside on top of some trash bags and dumpsters looking around.]

Agent Two: Ah well, that's convenient.

Blitzo: Shh! Remember, we can't be seen.

[Blitzo slams the dumpster door loudly, but then falls into a pile of trash bags.]

Moxxie: Pardon my word, sir. But you're currently being the loudest.

Blitzo: I said shush your dick sucking lips, Moxxie.

[Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment as the portal was opened, Moxxie was about to head towards the portal.]

Blitzo: Get down!!

[Blitzo quickly grabs Moxxie towards the ground as a net zoomed by. Then, Agent Two reloads his weapon as Blitz looks behind him and sees Agent One jumps down with a rope from a building and in front of the portal.]

Blitzo: Loona! Close it!

Millie: Wait! No!

[When Moxxie saw the portal closed, he suddenly gets mad and fights the two agents while Blitzo hid. However, he was hit by a needle and falls to the ground.]

Blitzo: Moxxie!

[With quick thinking, Blitzo grabs Moxxie and runs away. He hits Agent Two as he kept on running as they were catching up.]

Moxxie: I smell... Colors...

[Then, Blitzo stopped at a dead end with the agentsgot him cornered.]

Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo wearing fucks!

[They soon raised their weapons up. But just as Blitzo was about to fire, Agent Two pushed a button on her gun as he got shocked.]

Agent One: I'd like to see the suits that corporate corners loses now, that was pretty badass.

Agent Two: Super badass.

[Soon enough, he passed out. Meanwhile in Hell, Millie, with tears in her eyes was punching the wall multiple times. But soon she got on her knees.]

Millie: Shit! Shit, shit, shit!

[Millie continues to punch the wall with tears in her eyes.]

Loona: You uh... You okay there?

Millie: What're you doing sittin' there? The boys are in trouble, open it again.

Loona: Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears that means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-

Millie: OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW!!!

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Millie: they aren't here...

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Loona: it smells like they went this way. Come on, let's find the dumbass twins.