User:KittySelfieQueenTD

Inside of every demon is a rainbow!

Inside of every sinner is a shiny smile!

Inside of every hatchet wielding maniac is a jolly, happy cupcake loving child!

We can turn them 'round!

They'll be heaven-bound!

Just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!!!~

So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos,

Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,

And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!~

All of you cretins, sluts and losers,

Sexual deviants and boozers, and prescription drug abusers

Need not fear!

Forever again!

We'll cure your sin!

We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell

Right here in Hell at the Happy Hotellll!~

There'll be no more fire, and no more screams,

Just puppy dog kisses, and Cotton Candy dreams,

And puffy-wuffy clouds!

Your gonna be like "WOW"!

Once you check in with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!~

(I FORGOT THE REST SO YEAH)"'Wow! That was shit!'"