Y'all

Imagine if Lucifer is actually the real father of humanity instead of Adam

Assuming humanity still descended from Seth like in the Bible, maybe Cain, Abel and Seth are triplets (or maybe more with Aclima/Azura) with Lucifer as their dad. Or maybe Hellaverse's humanity just descended from Cain or smth (since it's possible Seth isn't canon) idk

It would be so cursed yet hilarious at the same time-

Actually let's throw in the "Eve is Charlie's bio mom" theory too

Since Adam and Lilith were created as equals, maybe the angels messed up and accidentally made both of them physically unable to have kids, and they just never realized their mistake (at least until it was too late ig, if ever)