I'm not being Americanized, i refuse!

You shall be by being stuffed with ten Big Macs, extra sweet tea, taken to Buc-ee’s, given a truck that’s twice the highly as you playing the most go awful Christian bullshit music known to man, and a hat that day “Make Australia American Again!!!”.

You shall be by being stuffed with ten Big Macs, extra sweet tea, taken to Buc-ee’s, given a truck that’s twice the highly as you playing the most go awful Christian bullshit music known to man

I reject everything you just said

10 big macs wouldn't even close to fitting ;-;

I don't even know what a buc-ee's is, and what is the extra sweet tea

+that'd be a pretty big ass car

and a hat that day “Make Australia American Again!!!”

This is actually pretty fuckin funny tbh, would make for a good meme hat (never in a million years wear it tho, i don't like wearing hats)

Dang I live in Midwest 😭

We might have a grudge match on our hands @KaineDaCharizard vs @VeggieGoBrrrr

1.USA

2.Australia

3.Every other English speaking country except England

4.England

I reject everything you just said

I’m also your boss 😛

10 big macs wouldn't even close to fitting ;-;

I hate McDonald’s

I don't even know what a buc-ee's is, 

Lets just say a gas station but it’s about the size of a grocery store

and what is the extra sweet tea

Like, you put a little tea in your sugar

+that'd be a pretty big ass car

I hate Ford

@VeggieGoBrrrr I’ve been to America before, the gas stations are huge

Yeah they are. Main reason is accommodations and the fact we have a whole interlocking interstate system too.

Unlike Australia where the middle of the country is basically desolate

Australia lost a war against a flightless bird and everything can kill you in australia

Ye, every single night i see one of THOSE creepers