Chazwick Thurman

Inspired by @Malakeria and bc yes

(From 19-1; 19 being the worst and 1 being the best. Note that I did NOT rank background characters bc why would I?)

Stella: 19

I think we can all agree why Stella's last. She sucks character-wise. Like, she literally manipulated Octavia into hating Stolas, she's an all-around b*tch, and she's just not my favorite. Although, I will admit, she's very pretty. And her comebacks are funny, too.

Mammon: 18

While I do think he's a funny character and #fatboyfall (lol), I have to rank him low as well because he hurt my boy Fizz and that injustice can't go unnoticed. Also, he's a slob and I hate people like that.

Belphegor: 17

I have to rank her low (sorry) mainly because I don't really know that much about her character yet. Is she evil? Does she own a spa? Does she hate I.M.P.'s guts? We won't know until Viv drops her lore in season 3.

Chazwick: 16

He's scum. 'Nuff said.

Striker: 15

While I do love Striker, I gotta dock points for him almost assassinating Stolas and being a jerk to Blitz, Fizz, and Moxxie. Other than that, I love the hell outta him and think he's funny AF. The scene where he got burned is especially my favorite for many reasons.

Martha: 14

I love Martha and she sooo pretty (both as a human and demon). But, I sadly can't rank her high bc, again, we barely know much about her besides the fact that she stole Ms. Mayberry's husband and then stole her lmao.

Cash: 13

I love Cash bc he's a terrible father figure and taught his son to steal from the rich. If that's not quality character, I don't know what is. XD

Beelzebub: 12

She's SO pretty and Cotton Candy slaps! KESHA, I (platonically) LOVE YOU SO MUCH! EEEEE! Ok, fangirling aside, I love her because she's a fox-bee hybrid and is THE MOST hospitable sin in the show (besides Oz, of course). And the fact that she can manipulate honey and color-change her hair at will is pretty cool, too. Although, she was pretty scary when she went full demon. . .

Loona: 11

I love Loona SO MUCH. Like, her backstory is so sad and the relationship she and Blitz has warms my heart. And she's like a big sister to Octavia. Also, she's emo and who doesn't love a good emo-coded character in fiction?

Octavia: 10 (starting off my top 10, baby!)

Another emo-coded character that I love. She's a really well-rounded character and she's very pretty. And she can whoop ass just like her father thanks to goetian magic.

Blitz: 9

Ah yes. Our heavily traumatized main character who also happens to be quite gay. (XD) Jokes aside, I love Blitz. I mean, how can you not? He's funny, a perfect balance between stupid and ass-kickin' machine, Brandon Rogers is his voice actor, and he got his character really fleshed out in season 2. He also loves horses and so do I.

Fizzarolli: 8

MY BABY! Honestly, I love Fizz bc he was a great antagonist, he's part robot (like, hello? Viv is so smart) and his reasons for hating Blitz for a while were 100% valid. And the scenes with him and Asmodeus are so adorable I almost cried every time I watched 'em. Also, Two Minutes Notice is a banger and I don't care who disagrees.

Millie: 7

Millie, the small but mighty powerhouse! I love-love her bc she's so pretty, she can kick ass with her eyes closed and one hand tied to her back, her devotion to Moxxie is adorable, and her bond with Sallie-May is so sweet. Also, that scene in Exes and Oohs at the wedding is priceless.

Asmodeus: 6

Our bird boy extraordinaire! I think his character is great and the fact that he was willing to keep his relationship with Fizz a secret in order to protect him is really sweet. And he ate fire once, so cheers to that I guess. (XD)

Moxxie: 5

AY, MOXXIE! Honestly, I love him bc he's literally me (sometimes). And, despite what everyone implies, he can actually hold his own in fights and is NOT a baby. Plus, he's so innocent half the time it's funny. (Also, shout out to Richard Horvitz lol)

Verosika: 4

I love Verosika for a multitude of reasons that are too long and would probably have me wanted, (That last part of the sentence is a joke, I'm not insane. I'm asexual.) ANYWAYS, she's very pretty and her confrontation with Blitz in Apology Tour had me in tears bruh.

Vassago: 3

Even though we don't know that much about him, I rank him pretty high because he's hilarious and the way he stood up for Blitz in Mastermind while barely knowing him gives him all the bonus points. Also, "Cántalo, baby!" (XD)

Sallie-May: 2

I place Sally-May at 2 bc transgenders rule first of all, and because she's a really great character and that one scene in The Harvest Moon Festival when she draged the body behind her parents like "It doesn't count if they don't find the bodyyyy!" had me dying.

And, the absolute Chad at the #1 spot on this entire list isssssss. . .

STOLAS!

It's only fair I place the sassiest goetia in Hell at 1. Plus, he's my favorite and he's a really great father to Octavia despite Mastermind. And his caring for Blitz is adorable. PLUS, him as a child is SO cute! And the way he stood up to Stella is peak.

And that's my entire ranking! Do you agree?

Did you know Moxxie and Millie dated Chaz before they date each other?

Do you know that Mammon, Arick Burnz, the Glam Sisters, Striker, Crimson and Chazwick Thurman are the only people Blitzo has never apologized to in "Apology Tour", even if they don't deserve an apology due to them being evil?

A week dedicated to this Shark Boy right here! #SharkBoyWeek

Okay so I know Pride Month ended three days ago but idc because I realized this last night

We got some new confirmed sexualities from the Helluva Boss merch Pride 2024!

Fizzarolli - Most people headcanoned that he was pansexual, but is actually gay

Asmodeus - Unsurprisingly, as the sin of Lust, he is pansexual

Barbie Wire - Like her brother, pansexual

Chaz - Unsurprisingly pansexual (used to be)

Mammon - Asexual

Sallie May - Regarding her being transgender, she is also lesbian

Stolas - Unsurprisingly gay

Andrealphus (I hope I spelled it correctly) - Also unsurprisingly gay

Octavia - Asexual

Loona - I think she’s bisexual?

Beelzebub - I think pansexual

That’s it, if I missed anything, please let me know <3

Rip Fizz pan headcanoners

I now he's a shark demon (I don't know what the name of the species), and now he's Chaz's older brother (though, he is shorter than him)

I knew put pineapple on pizza would bring me here but anyway..., HELLO!... I'm Jello! I just made it to here!... and why I'm feeling myself melting? (Also I loike Chaz)

Did crimson kill Chazwick

1 Cirque de Souless - Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie are forced to preform high-octane circus stunts for one of Mammon's shows after Blitzo accidentally causes Glitz and Glam to end up in the hospital.

2 Los Diablos Rojos - The I.M.P. crew travels to Mexico on the hunt for an infamous Luchador. In order to blend in, they must become Luchadors themselves.

3 The Moxxie Pose - While out running errands, Moxxie is spotted by a wannabe photographer and is hired to be a part-time model for a popular fashion magazine. Why was Moxxie even hired? Because the company needed a model they could easily edit. Feeling outraged, Moxxie enacts revenge.

4 The I.M.P. Games - Once a year, I.M.P. holds an annual field day of team-building activities. Only one problem... Instead of learning to work together, everyone gets extremely competitive.

5 Nowhere To Go - Where do Hellborns go after they die? Answer... Nowhere. Their souls are simply bound their very dead bodies leaving them to suffer for all eternity. That is unless they're brought back to life by dark magic. That is exactly what happens to Chaz when he's found by a Demonic Coven who then revives him and gives him another chance at life. The last few months shows Chaz turning from a backstabbing loan-shark to a devoted coven member... with new teeth.

Note: In all of these, Moxxie is now voiced by Zeno Robinson. That's just me. Richard Horvitz is still awesome✨️✨️✨️

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Striker: The word strike comes from the Old English word strīcan which means "go, flow" and from the English word Stroke which means to deliver a blow

Fizzarolli: In the 17th century the word Fizz meant imitative. The origins of the word roll which comes from the Latin word rotulus ‘a roll’, which is a variant of rotula ‘little wheel’, diminutive of rota .

Barbie Wire: The name Barbie is the name of a cheap, overrated plastic toy for girls. The word wire comes from the Latin base viere which means "plait, weave"

Crimson: the word crimson comes from the Arabic word "qirmizi" which is the name of a red dye and the Mediterranean, oak-dwelling scale insect that is used to make the dye

Chazwick Thurman: Chazwick comes from the name Chadwick which is an English surname which means "town of Chad" it also means "dairy farm". The name Thurman combines the name of Thor and the element mundr which means "protection", the name means "Defended by Thor". The meaning of Chazick Thurman's name is "Dairy Farm, Defended by Thor"