I am now the proud owner of this limited time keychain
I am now the proud owner of this limited time keychain
VivziePop confirmed that Vox and Valentino are officially a couple via the social media app, Bluesky.
In my opinion, I am pretty angry that two of the worst characters on the show get to canonically become a couple! I mean, I don't get it! I don't ever want to be mean to or criticize VivziePop, but I think it was a bad decision for her to make Valentino and Vox a canon couple. Also, in my opinion, I think that Huskerdust should've been officially canon and that Angel Dust and Husk should've been an official couple instead of Vox and Valentino.
(Before I express my opinions on Val, I would like to let you know that I do not own the picture above. I found it Google. Plus, Valentino, along with the other Hazbin Hotel characters all belong to Vizviepop and Spindlehorse Animation.)
(⚠️ Trigger Warning: The following post contains adult and mature themes, along with mentions of sensitive topics, such as abuse and bullying, which may be triggering to some people. Veiwer discretion is advised.⚠️)
So here's my opinions on Valentino. He, just like Adam and Vox, is spiteful, cruel, selfish, evil, abusive and doesn't care about those around him. These traits are shown when Angel Dust was working him at the time. Valentino was treating him like a plaything, constantly abusing and bullying Angel, and that's not okay. Plus, Val is really narcissistic, only caring about himself and no one else. Another reason why I hate him is that he's also a disgusting creep and often exploits not only Angel Dust, but his other workers as well. Valentino's also really controlling, too, which is shown when he forced Angel Dust to sign the contract and sell his soul to him. Just because his design has hearts all over it, doesn't mean he's a loving guy. The only positive things I can say about this moth is that he has a great design, his sunglasses look cool and Joel Perez does an amazing job voicing him.
Vix: Woah, who's at that table over there?
Angel: Don't look at them, just don't!
We call those three 'The Vees'
They're shiny, fake, and hard.
Cherri: They play their little mind games
All around the pride ring!
Angel: They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name..
Cherri: Like they mocked Jen Morecock
’Til she burst into flame!!!
Angel: And Ms. Morecock was an overlord..
Cherri: Valentino is the queen bee
He's always dressed up
He always wins Spring Fling King..
We're just drones who work for him;
Then die.
Val: My name is Valentino~
And I am a massive deal!
Fear me, love me,
Stand and stare at me~
And these, these are real~~
I've got money and looks!
I am, like, drunk with power~!
This whole ring
Humps my leg… like a Chihuahua~
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen,
I never weigh more than 115~
My name is Valentino
And I am a massive deal!
I don't care who you are;
I don't care how you feel~~~
Cherri: That's Vox
He knows everything about everybody.
Angel: That's why his screen is so big, it's full of secrets!
Vox: Yes, Valentino!
No, Valentino!
Every waking hourI spend making sure Valentino can stay in power
If Val is the sun,
Then I'm a disco ball!!
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun!
If you've had alcohol:
I worm your secrets out of you!
And bring them to my master;
And then I watch Valentino make your life a big disaster!
Sinners: Disaster!
Vox: Valentino is the king!
But I'm the head of worker bees;
As I am seated at his right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus!!!
Cherri: That is Velvette
The dumbest person you will ever meet!
Angel: I once saw her put a "D" in the word "orange”…
Velvette: My name is Velvette!
My hair is shiny!
My teeth are perfect!
My skirt is tiny!
It barely covers my perky heinie~
My name is Velvette,
I may not be smart!!!!!!!
…That's it! :3
Val: Right.
We never really do this;
But how'd you like to
Have lunch with us this week?
Vix: Oh, it's okay, I-
Val, rudely interrupting my girl: No, no need for you to thank us!
Vix: But-
Val: There's no need to even speak!
You're new and you don't know things;
You need good friends who can tell you what to think!!
See you here same time tomorrow.
Velvette: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
Vees: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
Vees, singing over each other: Yes, Valentino (my name is Velvette)
No, Valentino
Every waking hour (here's where you belong)
I spend making sure Valentino (my hair is shiny)
Can stay in power (here's where you belong)
If Valentino is the sun (my teeth are perfect)
Then I'm a disco ball (my skirt is tiny)
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun (here's where you belong)
If you've had alcohol-
Vee’s, in unison: Wear something nice and grab a tray!
'Cause we don't do this everyday!
Say here's where you belong!
Say here's where you belong!
Val: No, really, say it.
Vee’s and Vix: Say here's where (Vix: I) you belong!!!!!
Vox: Come sit with us tomorrow;
It'll be fetch!!!
(I mean I already figured that the Vees were intended to be at least similarly if not equally bad but)
Oh boy! Can't wait for the inevitable discourse™ when S2 shows this more clearly 🙃 sure looking forward to ppl screaming abt how S2 "ruined" Vox and Vel + Vox and Vel fans starting to get just as much harassment as Val fans /sarc
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The Vees' dorky assistant/intern, he's been working for them for 5 years. he's Vox's tech support, Valentino's camera support, and Velvette's personal fitting model. he's considered a son to Vox, but he doesn't like Vox's obsession with Alastor thinking it's a annoying and a bad look for the company. he also has a secret crush on Velvette, it's not obsessive or anything, it's just pathetically cute.
Posting this here to see if it'll gain traction (and bc the fanon wiki is dying lmao)
The scene opens up in a random part of the Drug District. We see Angel walking down the streets absently until he hears a voice call out to him
???: Angel. Angel~
Angel: he whips around to see who's there, but no one is Huh? Alright, which one 'a you bastards is playin' that trick on me again?! Cuz I'll-
???: laughs This is no trick, querida.
Angel: sighs Look, I don't got time fer this. I jus' wanna buy my booze an' go home alright?!
The figure/voice steps out the shadows, revealing himself to be Tino.
Tino: grabs Angel by the waist and leans his face closer to Angel's Your only home is with me, remember? Or do I have to shove it down your pretty, stupid, brain?! he smirks evilly as red smoke begins to swirl around Angel
Angel: wearily/angrily No. . .i'd neva. . .go home-
Tino: sighs Fine. I guess I have to show you, then.
He slowly leans closer to Angel's lips, but before he can do anything, the entire world seems to swirl into deep, black nothingness
???: Angel. Angel? ANGEL!
Angel groggily wakes up. There's a small bag of white pills and at least three empty beers on the table where he's laying at
Husk: he sighs in relief Oh, good. You're not dead. Again.
Charlie: You've been out for twenty minutes! We were worried!
Alastor: Eh, I wasn't.
Charlie: glares at him Not. Now.
Alastor: his eyes go wide for a moment, but then he goes back to his devilish manner Sheesh, fine.
Charlie: turns back to Angel But seriously, what happened? she asks as she gingerly picks up Angel's drugs and tosses them in the trash
Angel: I. . .don't know. But all I 'member is Val-
Husk: You had that dream again, didn't you?
Angel: sighs Yeah, probably.
Vaggie: rolls her eyes Oh boy. This'll be good.
(To be continued. Lmao.)
Me personally is Vox and Val
(⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️: The following post contains mentions of sensitive topics, such as abuse, which may be triggering to some people. Viewer Discretion is Advised.)
The reason why I feel so bad for Angel is that he was being constantly abused by his former boss, Valentino when he was working for him at the time. Val would treat Angel like a plaything, often controlling him and treating him in a very cruel way. Because of what the moth did to him, Angel was mentally broken and traumatized. But I'm glad that Angel stood up to Val and broke the chain linking the two of them. Anyways, Angel Dust didn't deserve to suffer all of the abuse and bullying Valentino put him through. He also didn't deserved to be treated the way he was while working for Val. No one deserves to go what Angel Dust went through, wether it's at the workplace or at home. That's why I feel bad for Angel Dust
If you or someone you know is or was suffering from any form of abuse, there are some resources and people out there to help you
Angel Dust was trying to reddem himself, since episode 2-6. His whole progress was set down, because of Cherri Bomb. Because of her, it will take longer to redeem. He wants to escape Valentino, but with Cherri trying to convince him to sin, it makes me think that Cherri works for Val to stop Angel from getting redeemed and reclaim his soul back in Heaven.
The whole ordeal makes be have an extreme vendetta over Cherri. She is a terrible influence to Angel, and it flares my skin when I see her. 🤬
A young female praying mantis-like sinner, and like all female praying mantis, she'll eat you after a one night stand. she does get a little guilty about doing it, but it's her instincts, she's so dangerous, not even Valentino will look in her direction. she's a employee at Rosie's emporium.
Before going to hell
She lived her life on a farm with her husband, until a famine hit them, out hungry, desperate, and paranoid, Iris thought her husband was going to kill her for food. so she killed him first, and then ate his flesh, after seeing what she had done, she was traumatized and took her own life.
Vaggie and Charlie are discreetly trying to get each other’s ring size to propose and are going to accidentally do it at the same time
Carmilla closes down the business once a month to spend the day with Clara and Odette, who take turns deciding what to do for the day
Lillith taught Charlie how to sing very young
Molly occasionally wishes she had gone to Hell instead of Heaven so she could be with her family
Alastor dislikes technology not because he’s stuck in the past but because he refuses to put money in Vox’s pocket
The Vee’s each have a penthouse at the top of their HQ. Valentino and Vox hardly are ever at their own. Velvette’s is in between and she soundproofed both of their walls while they were out once.
Niffty sold her soul to Alastor just because she thought he was hot. She made no deal with him. None.
Hey everyone. So, I know a long time ago that valentino (which I hope he dies in s2) had p*rn studies before the V tower was built. But I just realized something: what did did vox's and velvette's business buildings look like before the hazbin hotel series? I mean, hasn't everyone always wondered what their businesses looked like before they had the V tower? If so, what would your thoughts be on vox's and velvette's business designs?
Vox's business building name:
Vox's building design:
vox's business buildings levels looks:
Vox's office design:
What vox's business building is about:
Velvette's business building name:
Velvette's building design:
Velvette's business buildings levels looks:
Velvette's office design:
What Velvette's business building is about:
I could see a song like this if there's a flashback of how Angel came to Valentino.
I'll tell you the answers in 2 days
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