Vox

You know how in Episode 6, Angel Dust publicly stood up to Valentino? Well, how would Vox and Velvette have reacted to that if they were present?

I personally think they would either be frustrated because they would have to deal with a whiny Val (Vox would be pissed for Val ruining their image) or maybe satisfied that someone besides them knocked Val down a peg for being a nuisance

You can’t convince me otherwise

Also Valentino’s heels are such a SLAYYY

So here's a haiku about Vox!

I like Vox the most

Out of the Vees in HH

He is so very hot

So i was listening to music and realised

That welcome to the internet by bo burnham suits Vox perfectly

LIKE DAMN

And the end bit could symbolise a contract (?)

Vix: Vox thinks you’re mad at him because he’s running for Spring Fling King.

Val: Oh my God, I’m not mad at him, I’m worried about him! I think somebody nominated him as a joke or something, I mean nobody votes for him, he’s gunna have a total meltdown, and who’s gunna have to take care of him, me!

Vix: So, you don’t think anyone will vote for him?

Val: Vix, he’s not sexy, I mean, that sounds bad but whatever. The Spring Fling Queen/King is always sexy. And the crazy thing is, is that it should be Velvette, but, people forget about her because she’s such a sl*t. Anyway, I gotta go, I’m going to bed.

Vix: Well, he’s not mad at you.

Vox: Hold on!

Vix: Are you ok?

Vox: Shhhh!

Velvette: Hello?

Vox: If someone said something bad about you, you’d want me to tell you, right?

Velvette: …No.

Vox: What if it was someone you thought was your friend?

Velvette: What are you…? Hold on, other line.

Vox: I’m not taking this anymore!!

Vix: Good for you, Vox!

Velvette: Hello?

Val: Lets go out.

Velvette: Okay. hold on, i’m on the other line with Vox.

Val: Don’t invite Vox, he’s driving me nuts!

Velvette: Hold on.

Val: Ok, hurry up.

Velvette: It’s Val, he wants to hang out with me tonight but he told me not to tell you.

Vox: Do not hang out with him!

Velvette: Why?

Vox: You don’t want me to tell you…

Velvette: Ugh, you can tell me, hold on…Oh my God he’s so annoying.

Vox: Who is?

Velvette: …Who’s this?

Vox: …Vox…

Velvette: Right, hold on…Oh my God, he’s so annoying!

Val: I know, just get rid of him!

Velvette: Ok, what is it?

Vox: Valentino says everyone hates you because you’re such a sl*t!!!

Velvette: …He said that?

Vox: You didn’t hear it from me.

Vix: Little harsh, Vox-

Vox: SHUT UP, VIX, YOU’RE BASICALLY NOT EVEN IN THIS SCENE! (Iykyk)

Velvette: I can’t go out “cough cough” I’m sick…

Val: Boo! You wh*re.

In my opinion, it’s Valentino because of his treatment towards Angel.

Okay, so, I was thinking about the Vees and so, like, I know how Valentino has the nickname of Val, and Vox doesn't really need a nickname. But what Velvette? Vel sounds too similar to Val (in my opinion), and there's not really any other nicknames for her. Help?

If someone somehow gave me the Vox x Val Valentines day merch, i will love them for the rest of eternity. I NEED IT. PLEASE.

Mine are:

“Now his medium is getting bloody rare“-Vox

„That was A productive meeting (sarcasm)“-Alastor

“TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!“-Lucifer

„Bank accounts are A scam created by the shadow government“- Egg Boi

“THEY SAY INSANE SH*T ALL THE TIME!!“- Sir Pentious

“Nevermind LETS GOOO!“- Cherri Bomb

“Sometimes, i kill mother bugs infront of their children as A warning to others“- Nifty

“3 Years… THREE YEARS i have been sharing my life with her and i tell her EVERYTHING!“- charlie

“(mimic mocking) These sinners are my family“-Adam

“WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT SOME CRACK-W***E WHO F***ED UP ALREADY?“- Lute

“Kinky~ come on~ keep talking dirty~“- Angel Dust

Can I add this to his gallery?

Y'all this was a deleted scene