Vix: Woah, who's at that table over there?
Angel: Don't look at them, just don't!
We call those three 'The Vees'
They're shiny, fake, and hard.
Cherri: They play their little mind games
All around the pride ring!
Angel: They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name..
Cherri: Like they mocked Jen Morecock
’Til she burst into flame!!!
Angel: And Ms. Morecock was an overlord..
Cherri: Valentino is the queen bee
He's always dressed up
He always wins Spring Fling King..
We're just drones who work for him;
Then die.
Val: My name is Valentino~
And I am a massive deal!
Fear me, love me,
Stand and stare at me~
And these, these are real~~
I've got money and looks!
I am, like, drunk with power~!
This whole ring
Humps my leg… like a Chihuahua~
I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen,
I never weigh more than 115~
My name is Valentino
And I am a massive deal!
I don't care who you are;
I don't care how you feel~~~
Cherri: That's Vox
He knows everything about everybody.
Angel: That's why his screen is so big, it's full of secrets!
Vox: Yes, Valentino!
No, Valentino!
Every waking hourI spend making sure Valentino can stay in power
If Val is the sun,
Then I'm a disco ball!!
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun!
If you've had alcohol:
I worm your secrets out of you!
And bring them to my master;
And then I watch Valentino make your life a big disaster!
Sinners: Disaster!
Vox: Valentino is the king!
But I'm the head of worker bees;
As I am seated at his right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus!!!
Cherri: That is Velvette
The dumbest person you will ever meet!
Angel: I once saw her put a "D" in the word "orange”…
Velvette: My name is Velvette!
My hair is shiny!
My teeth are perfect!
My skirt is tiny!
It barely covers my perky heinie~
My name is Velvette,
I may not be smart!!!!!!!
…That's it! :3
Val: Right.
We never really do this;
But how'd you like to
Have lunch with us this week?
Vix: Oh, it's okay, I-
Val, rudely interrupting my girl: No, no need for you to thank us!
Vix: But-
Val: There's no need to even speak!
You're new and you don't know things;
You need good friends who can tell you what to think!!
See you here same time tomorrow.
Velvette: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
Vees: On Wednesdays we wear pink!
Vees, singing over each other: Yes, Valentino (my name is Velvette)
No, Valentino
Every waking hour (here's where you belong)
I spend making sure Valentino (my hair is shiny)
Can stay in power (here's where you belong)
If Valentino is the sun (my teeth are perfect)
Then I'm a disco ball (my skirt is tiny)
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun (here's where you belong)
If you've had alcohol-
Vee’s, in unison: Wear something nice and grab a tray!
'Cause we don't do this everyday!
Say here's where you belong!
Say here's where you belong!
Val: No, really, say it.
Vee’s and Vix: Say here's where (Vix: I) you belong!!!!!
Vox: Come sit with us tomorrow;
It'll be fetch!!!