All posts by Saxophone Microverse

Okay so if you eat a steak for lunch, you wouldn’t want it super bloody, because you’ll have to go about your day with all that on your system, you’d feel queasy and gross.

BUT

If you have a steak for dinner, then you’d want it to be bloodier as your body would be able to process the steak easier while you sleep, and it’ll be less on your system.

Would you guys call me crazy if I said it depended on the time of day

That’s exactly what a Russian spy would say..

Using this image is funny because the whole bit is that peters reason for hating the movie is stupid lol

That said I think that Alastor and Vox are mid characters that got executed very poorly

VEGGIE ES… SAVAGE11!!!!??🥶🥶🥶

I’ve got a girlfriend brotato

Old password: Sejund

New password: moistsocklicker9000

Error: new password cannot be the same as old password

Ancient Asian Poetry 🗣🔥

Gtfo Man U pmo

Maybe not NSFW but it’s definitely suggestive

Aint Octavia 16 or so?

If you die in hell after leading a righteous life, you go the heaven. Therefore if you die in heaven after blessing a shitty life then you go to hell.

HRHRRRRRGGGG YES I AM A NERD

Good work, Villalicous

@ThomasH3arts everywhere but here tbh 😭

I’m joking big dawn chill 🥶

Make sure to floss bruh