Husk: You know what I hate? Child murderers.

Angel: Oh no, here comes one now!

Nifty: *Chasing after Valentino with a needle* I'm gonna getcha!

Charlie: Hey Dad, why did you stop actually being the king of Hell?

Lucifer: Well, it was a few hundred years ago.

*1600*

Lucifer: Merry Sinsmas everyone!

Asmodeus: Isn't it Christ--

Lucifer: Sinsmas!

Satan: So, we're meant to get presents, right?

Lucifer: Yup! And I got all of you ducks of yourselves!

Asmodeus: Aw, you shouldn't have.

Beelzebub: This will be the greatest thing to drink out of.

Mammon: Eh, bet I can make a few thousand Hellbucks out of copies like these.

Leviathan: Not bad, Luci.

Belphegor: Cool.

Satan: Eh.

Lucifer: What do you mean by "Eh"?

Satan: It's cool, I guess.

Lucifer: ...I'm going to the bathroom.

Mammon: Don't we have a trial for an imp? *Takes out paper* Says here, he stole a bunch of candles.

Lucifer: *Writes on paper* Give me five minutes.

*Present day*

Lucifer: Then I escaped through the window, and now we're here.

The name Emily was taken as a Page on the Fundamental paper education Fanon Fandom so I called her Miss Emily and she is the Art/Kindergarten Teacher in my au

Imagine the askewniverse and vivzie-verse collided, I guess its the same thing

(Vaggie and Charlie Morningstar were done at School last year)

I did Cherri bomb, Sir Pentious and Angel Dust today-

*(I know i did Vox and Velvette but I already showed you guys)*