Clean It Up! は「ハズビン・ホテルへようこそ」シーズン2 エピソード「取引」に登場する3曲のうちの2曲で、で紹介された3曲のうちの2曲目です。ニフティが歌い、チャーリーも参加しています。この曲では、ニフティがハウスメイドとしての仕事を述べる一方で、ホテルを侮辱しつつも称賛しており、チャーリーを困惑させています。
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ニフティ:
Niffty: There's an endless stream of trash and filth and hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz
Wait 'til ya smell our rugs
'Cuz people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get to go and
Clean! It! Up! (Charlie: What?!)
Hypodermic needles left all over the place
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
So I gotta take my knife and stab 'em all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen
Because I'm covered in rat blood (Charlie: Niffty, no!)
A magical land
Hotel of my dreams
Disgusting-est, ugliest building that I've ever seen!
And I get to clean it up!
Charlie: Niffty, what are you doing?
Niffty: Helping!
Charlie: Can you help differently?
Niffty: Okay!
(In Japanese) Hoteru wa hontōni totemo sutekidesu (The hotel is really nice)
Charlie: Um...
Niffty: Chārī wa totemo yasashī jōshidesu (Charlie is a very kind boss)
Kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjite imasu (I believe she will succeed)
Charlie: Can anyone understand this?
Niffty: Totemo daisukidesu itsumo! (I love it so much, always!)
Charlie: Why?
Niffty: Hanzai-sha wa TRASH (Sinners are TRASH)
Soshite karera wa ASSHOLES (And they are ASSHOLES)
Charlie: Oh no...
Niffty: Demo watashi wa mada yumewoshinjite imasu! (But I still believe in the dream!)
Watashi wa clean it up! (I clean it up!)
YUSSSSS!
Charlie: And that's why the hotel is... gooood! Right? Yayyy...
