Дом Асмодея (ориг. House of Asmodeus) — песня из седьмой серии «Адского Босса», исполненная Мокси, Асмодеем, Физзаролли и Веросикой.
Изначально песня задумывалась как песня о любви, написанная Мокси и посвященная Милли, но вскоре становится песней о похоти и разврате в исполнении Асмодея и Физзаролли, которые пытаются объяснить Мокси правила клуба, прежде чем в конце концов узнают об отношениях Блица и Столаса и публично унижают их за это.
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Moxxie: I love you
More than the brimstone loves the fire
More than Beelze loves her bub
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs
You make my spirit sing
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
Our love is a story sweet to tell
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart
Love is a journey we decided to start
Yeah, I hope we’ll never ever be apart
I love you (x7)
Moxxie, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli: I love you (x5)
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: I love you (x3)
Asmodeus: Who’s singing love songs in my lustful lounge?
Fizzarolli: Ozzie’s ain’t the place for sentimental sounds
Asmodeus: What’d you expect from a proprietor like us?
Fizzarolli: Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust
Asmodeus: Give me a thrust
Yeah, show me some lust
From the groin to the bust
In desire, we trust
In the house of Asmodeus
Fizzarolli: Trumpet!
Asmodeus: Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
Well, we got a saying that’s popular in these parts
Fizzarolli: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts
Asmodeus: You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around
Here we sing about wants and desires
Fizzarolli: Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire
Asmodeus: So, give me a thrust
Show me some lust
From the groin to the bust
Little imp, you just must
In the house of Asmodeus
Come on, sing us a song
Make sure the subject is gettin' it on
Make it graphic and tantrically long
Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme «thong» and «shlong»
Asmodeus: Go ahead, your mic’s on
Moxxie: I want to
Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?
Moxxie: Make gentle love to you
Asmodeus: Ugh, what a limp dick imp
You’re really killin' the vibe
Get a load of this dweeb
And his unsatisfied bride
Blitzo: Hey now! I’ve watched those two pork many times.
Moxxie: What!? Blitzo!?
Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!
Fizzarolli: Is that Blitzo? So, you’re showin' your face?
Hey everybody, this guy’s a total disgrace
Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship
Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit!
Verosika: Oh, Blitzo?
I used to date him (date him, date him)
Blitzo: Oh Verosika, you’re here…
Verosika: I’d stroke him, I’d fellate him (fellate him, fellate him)
Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn)
He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag)
A selfish imp in the sheets
And just as bad in the streets
A reckless, heart-breaking freak
Asmodeus: Who’s that at your table?
Is your date a demon prince?
Stolas, is that you?
Wally Wackford: Are you sleeping with an imp?
Asmodeus: Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all
I hope you didn’t give it up so you and him could get it up…
You sold your life for a thrust
Now, that’s the spirit of lust
Grab your groin or a bust
You better get your head mussed
Pretend you don’t see that crust
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: In the house of Asmode-
Asmodeus: Hey!
Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox.
Moxxie: Yeah, I was.
Moxxie: I love us
I love us just the way we are
Don’t have to pretend to like to do things we don’t
I’ve always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes
I’ll never take you for granted
I’ll always give you my best
And if you can offer the same
Fate will handle the rest
'Cause I love you (x2)
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Интересные факты[]
- Текст песни был опубликован в Twitter-аккаунте Эндрю Батлера.[1]
- На данный момент это самая длинная песня в сериале.
- В данной песне также реализован альтернативный художественный стиль, который ненадолго можно заметить в самом начале.
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