Crooked is one of the songs featured in the Helluva Boss episode "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)".
It is performed by Asmodeus and Fizzarolli when Asmodeus tries to convince Fizzarolli that he is good enough as he is.
Lyrics[]
Asmodeus: Crooked horn, crooked grin
You're a crooked, horny, freaky, little joker~
Fizzarolli: You're a Deadly...Sin
Asmodeus: And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about "Win, win, win"!
Oh, oh, oh
I think you're messy, but I'm messy too
No, no, no
I wouldn't clean a thing, when I ended up with you
Fizzarolli: I don't know why you waste your time on me
Asmodeus: (speaking) Baby, all I got is time!
Fizzarolli: When there's so much I'll never be
Asmodeus: Holy, shit. Babe!
There's so much you can't see!
Fizzarolli: What can't I see?
Oh, oh~
Asmodeus: You're a broken record
Don't you ever shut your crooked little lips?
Fizzarolli: (speaking) What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh, heh.
Oh, oh, oh
You sure arе lucky
You make my crooked heart do frеaky, little flips
Asmodeus: You make my crooked heart do "froggie" little flips
Fizzarolli: Ribbit *he and Asmodeus laugh*
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