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The "I.M.P Jingle" is the jingle created by Blitzo for the commercial of the company "I.M.P".

Lyrics

When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals

We do our job so well
because we come straight up from hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Professionals

Kids die for free~

Trivia

Errors

  • During the last verse of the jingle, Moxxie shoots the Bratty Kid with a double barrel shotgun, but in the next shot, it is immediately replaced with a sniper rifle.

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