When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals
We do our job so well
Because we come straight out from Hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Professionals
Kids die for free~
- The song is beloved by Blitzo and Millie, while disliked by Moxxie.
- Though the song is not supposed to be Helluva Boss's theme song, the montage shown during the song looks similar to a typical series intro.