I Wanna Fuck a Ghost is one of the songs featured in the Helluva Boss episode "Ghostf**kers", sung by Erika Henningsen, along with Jinkx Monsoon and Jack Plotnick. It is the ending theme of the episode and also a musical number of the in-universe "Ghostfuckers the Musical".
Lyrics[]
Man: Bethany! This is it!
Let the spirits fill you!
Bethany Ghostfucker: Oh my God, I'm gonna do it!
I’m gonna fuck a ghost
My spirit box is humming hot
Drippin' down my thigh
The portal gapes, my body aches
C'mon, ghost, give me a try
I’m ready
I wanna fuck a ghost
Man #2: Bethany, the spectrometer's going crazy
This ghost has a huge dead dick energy
Bethany Ghostfucker: Hot!
You can take me from beyond
Lemme taste your ectoplasm
I want the dick that no one gets
Make me polter-gasm
I'm ready
I wanna fuck a ghost
Ensemble: She's ready
She wants to fuck a ghost
Bethany Ghostfucker: 'Cause we're ghostfuckers
Bethany/Ensemble: We love fuckin' ghosts
Yeah, we're ghostfuckers
Bethany Ghostfucker: They’re really dead
And we’re really horny
No silly laws of God or man (Ensemble: Oh-oh, ooh)
Can keep us from our sexy plan (Ensemble: Oh-oh, ooh-ooh)
To summon up a spectral slut (Ensemble: Ah, ah)
Bethany/Ensemble: We can't wait to ghost-bust a nut
Bethany Ghostfucker: I’m ready
I wanna fuck a ghost
Ensemble: Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Bethany Ghostfucker: Yeah, I do, I'm ready (Ensemble: Yeah, she's ready)
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Bethany Ghostfucker: Oh God!
Oh my God, that was way too cold, I totally regret it
But hot
Ensemble: Oh yeah, she fucked a ghost