This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Loona. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.
Helluva Boss pilot[]
- "Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie."
- ―Loona, to Moxxie
- "Is it a cure for Syphilis?"
- ―Loona, asking about her gift
- "I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!"
- ―Loona, to Millie, who questions her about drinking on a work night
- "You know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam! Aaaaaaah!"
- ―Loona, hungover and enraged
- "Blitzo, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTF-y."
- ―Loona, about Stolas
- "The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!"
- ―Loona, to Moxxie
Season 1[]
"Murder Family"[]
- "Wow. I feel SO loved here."
- ―Loona, sarcastically when Millie says Moxxie might hit their only Hellhound
- "Hey, you don't know they're innocent! This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe THIS girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and THIS guy… This guy DEFINITELY watches."
- ―Loona, when Moxxie implies the family in the picture she is holding might be innocent
- "You mean, our ONLY ticket to the other side? Yeah. Got it."
- ―Loona, when Blitzo asks about the condition of the grimoire
- "You're so gross!"
- ―Loona, to Blitzo after he eats a dog treat he offered her
"Loo Loo Land"[]
- "Shut the FUCK up!"
- ―Loona, when she hears her co-workers shouting about Loo Loo Land
"Spring Broken"[]
- "You know VEROSIKA MAYDAY?!?!"
- ―Loona, to Blitzo in shock
- "You think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"
- ―Loona, worried about her appearance
- "Shut up Da- Ugh! Blitzo!"
- ―Loona, to Blitzo
- "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"
- ―Loona, asking if she can come with I.M.P to the human realm
- "Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."
- ―Loona, about disgusing as a human
- "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time, without human disguises?!"
- ―Loona, realizing Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie haven't been using human disguises
- "That's hot.... I mean, like, LITERALLY, y'know, 'cause vortexes...y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?"
- ―Loona, nervously chatting with Vortex
- "Oh, yeah. I wish I had friends. Haha, heh...I mean, I don't have any friends."
- ―Loona, to Vortex
- "Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for five minutes?!"
- ―Loona, yelling at Blitzo
- "Oh, what does it matter?! You’re not my real dad, I was almost eighteen! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!"
- ―Loona saying she doesn't need Blitzo
- "Yeah, I'm fine. He’ll get over it. He always does."
- ―Loona, to Vortex, about Blitzo
"C.H.E.R.U.B"[]
- "STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!!"
- ―Loona, to Moxxie
"The Harvest Moon Festival"[]
- "I'm not JUST his Hellhound."
- ―Loona to Millie when she introduces her and Blitzo to her parents
- "Y'all don't deserve to know my name."
- ―Loona, to Millie's parents
- "That's what she said!"
- ―Loona, making fun of Blitzo
- "'Kay, I’m here."
- ―Loona, after kicking the door that slammed Moxxie
"Truth Seekers"[]
- "Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears that means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-"
- ―Loona disputing Millie wanting to open the portal
- "It smells like they went this way. Come on... Let's find the dumbass twins."
- ―Loona, to Millie while tracking Blitzo and Moxxie's whereabouts
- "Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady."
- ―Loona when seeing Millie killing the D.H.O.R.K.S guards
- "Get your asses out before more fuckers show up!"
- ―Loona helping Blitzo and Moxxie
- "DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
- ―Loona, going full murder-wolf on agents while Blitzo proudly watches her
- "Shit! I can't- I can't read the spell in this light, I can't see dick!"
- ―Loona when trying to find a way out of D.H.O.R.K.S. headquarters
"Ozzie's"[]
- "Yeah it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it."
- ―Loona's voicemail
- "Tex invited me to a party, B back late. Don't wait up!"
- ―Handwritten message left by Loona
"Queen Bee"[]
- "Oh! Uh! yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, uh... haven't been here before."
- ―Loona when she arrives at the party in a mansion
- "Hey, I'm her. Oh shit. *here, sry :)"
- ―Loona's phone text to Vortex
- "Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me."
- ―Loona, to Vortex
- "Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha…aha…"
- ―Loona, making a conversation with Vikki and her friends
- "Uh, yeah. It's Loona… yeah."
- ―Loona, to Vikki
- "Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!"
- ―Loona, to Vikki
- "What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!"
- ―Loona, to the partygoers
- "Oh, this is... she's hot."
- ―Loona, about Beezlebub
- "Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink."
- ―Loona, to Vortex
- "So stupid. I shouldn't have come."
- ―Loona, regretting for going to Beelzebub's party
- "I mean, we could stay a little longer."
- ―Loona, changing her mind
- "Well, these people seem to know you. Come on! I think I wanna give this another try. Pleeease?"
- ―Loona, to Blitzo
- "Come on, Blitzo! Fuck her up! You can do it!"
- ―Loona, cheering on Blitzo
- "Yeah! That's my DAD!"
- ―Loona, about Blitzo, when he wins the drinking contest
- "What!? No! No, Blitzo is fine. He’s always a mess, trust me."
- ―Loona, to Beelzebub and Vortex, about Blitzo
- "Don’t act like you know him like I do."
- ―Loona, to Beelzebub
- "Oh, yeah? And I bet you’d know the “okay” vibe, right? I mean everyone likes you so much."
- ―Loona, to Beelzebub
- "Sorry. Yeah, nope, I'll, uh... I'll check on him."
- ―Loona, to Beelzebub
- "Blitzo! Bliitzo! Where are you, shithead?! BLIT-"
- ―Loona, while looking for Blitzo
- "Oh, piss on a dick! What the fuck are you doing, Blitzo?!"
- ―Loona, to the drunk Blitzo, after finding him making out
- "It looks like you're in the middle of a goddamn orgy! Stop!"
- ―Loona, to the drunk Blitzo
- "You don't need anyone else sucking your face, freaky weirdo. You need to drink something other than Beelzejuice."
- ―Loona, to drunk Blitzo
- "Do you need to throw up?"
- ―Loona, asking Blitzo
- "Oh, yeah? Is that why you drank like five gallons worth of who-knows-what?"
- ―Loona, to Blitzo
- "I'll be there, Dad."
- ―Loona, reassuring Blitzo
Season 2[]
"Seeing Stars"[]
- "I AM a people person!"
- ―Loona, to Blitzo's criticisms
- "If I'm so terrible, how about you just grow a pair and replace me?"
- ―Loona, challenging Blitzo to replace her
- "Oh, yeah. You have a visitor."
- ―Loona, after Octavia steals the grimoire
- "Well, it reeks of urine and desperation. So, *sniffs again* Ugh, L.A."
- ―Loona, tracking Octavia's whereabouts
- "Can't you do anything about how fat you are?"
- ―Loona, to Moxxie
- "Your Sinstagram. Nice pics by the way."
- ―Loona, to Octavia
- "Yeah, smog's a bitch."
- ―Loona, to Octavia about the sky filled with smog
- "You know, your dad's really worried about you."
- ―Loona, to Octavia about Stolas
- "Sometimes... sometimes it's not as simple as that. This kind of shit gets messy, and everybody's got issues, especially dads. And sometimes they fuck up -- well, all the time. But, that doesn't mean they don't care."
- ―Loona, to Octavia about dads
- "He's somewhere down there."
- ―Loona, to Octavia about Stolas
- "Looking for you. I mean... try to cut your dad some slack. He may not always get it right, but... he's trying. That's more important than you think."
- ―Loona, to Octavia about Stolas