Mustang Dong is a song from the Helluva Boss episode "Spring Broken". Blitzo poorly sings along to it at the beginning of the episode, which discomforts Loona and Moxxie, and fully during the episode's end credits.
Lyrics[]
You were the spicy little demon
With the bleach blonde hair
Fiendin' for some semen
When I caught your stare
Thought it might be love
But you went too far
Fucked all of my friends
And blew up my car
Lit me on fire
Made me watch rom-coms
Made a secret sex tape and
Showed it to my mom
You were a bitch kinda generally
Now I'm a wet wild stallion
And I'm running free
You stepped on my nuts
And you tore me apart
Slapped up my booty
And tangled my farts
Cut off my dick
When you shattered my heart
But it grew back twice as long
Mustang dong
Trivia[]
- The tune of the chorus part of this song sounds similar to and is possibly a reference to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" and Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth".
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