This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Niffty. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.
Hazbin Hotel pilot
- "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!"
- ―Niffty, introducing herself
- "Why are you all women? Are there any men here?!"
- ―Niffty, asking about the hotel staff
- "This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense."
- ―Niffty, seeing how dirty the hotel is
Hazbin Hotel Season 1
"Overture"
- "I like being forced."
- ―Niffty, about being forced to stay at the hotel
"Radio Killed the Video Star"
- "Ooh, he's a bad boy."
- ―Niffty, about Sir Pentious
- "The bad boy is back! Never leave me again."
- ―Niffty, upon seeing Sir Pentious back at the hotel
- "I hated that song!"
- ―Niffty, after Charlie and Sir Pentious sang It Starts With Sorry
- "Why are you so lame? NOT a bad boy."
- ―Niffty, to Sir Pentious
"Scrambled Eggs"
- "Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!"
- ―Niffty, during the trust exercise
- "Yay! Pain!"
- ―Niffty, after falling on her face
- "I'm ready to punish some bad boys! *giggles*"
- ―Niffty, wearing her bondage outfit
"Dad Beat Dad"
- "The ultimate bad boy! I bet he's scary."
- ―Niffty, about Lucifer
"Welcome to Heaven"
- "You look messy! What happened to you?"
- ―Niffty, to Angel Dust
- "I'm sweeping! Ugh, look how icky it is in here!"
- ―Niffty, sweeping the floor of the club
- "Oh! I thought the Hotel looked different!"
- ―Niffty realizing she isn’t at the hotel but a club
- "I'm...the mess?"
- ―Niffty, after Angel calls her a mess
- "I just want a taste!"
- ―Niffty, after attempting to bite Valentino
"Hello Rosie!"
- "So, like where are your wings?"
- ―Niffty to Vaggie
- "Yeah, where are your tits?"
- ―Niffty to Vaggie
- "I've named all the stains on the carpet. *giggles* That one's Fred."
- ―Niffty about the carpet
"The Show Must Go On"
- "What can I do to help?"
- ―Niffty to Sir Pentious
- "We're all gonna die!"
- ―Niffty after Charlie gives her speech about the battle against Heaven
- "I really like them Alastor. they let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!"
- ―Niffty to Alastor about the hotel residents
- "I dub thee King Roach."
- ―Niffty placing a roach crown on top of Alastors head
- "STAB! STAB, STAB! *maniacal laughter* BLOOD! Hehehehaha!"
- ―Niffty, seconds after killing Adam
- "Charlie told me to stab, so I did."
- ―Niffty, according to Katie Killjoy