- "I don't know, Martha. But whatever it is... They're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!"
- ―Ralphie, getting his gun ready to hunt
Ralphie is the secondary antagonist of the Helluva Boss episode, "Murder Family". He is the husband of Martha and the father of two unnamed children. He, along with his children, were killed when a missile projectile was launched at his home.
Ralphie is a muscular man with light brown hair and eyebrows with a white strand in the back of his hair. His eyes appear to be closed most of the time. He also has a golden tooth.
He wears a plaid red shirt with blue jeans.
Just like his family, Ralphie is a happy man to the public, but he is actually a homicidal maniac who worships Satan. Despite this, he cares very deeply for his family. He is shown to be resourceful, as he used an empty bottle to strike Millie across the face when she got too close for him to properly use his shotgun.
Shortly after his and Martha's failed "ritual" with the imps that results in Martha's death, Ralphie rushes back home. Once reunited with his children, they are held at gunpoint by Moxxie; however, Moxxie chooses to spare them and calls the police to give the family a chance at life. The local authorities then arrive, but instead of apprehending them, a police helicopter fires a missile at the house, annihilating the house with the family still inside, to Moxxie's horror.
- It is unknown if he was aware that his wife was cheating on him or if he and Martha had a plan consisting of her attracting men in order to lure in more victims.