This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Rolando. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.
Helluva Boss Season 2[]
"Ghostf**kers"[]
- "Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star! How may I help you today?"
- ―Rolando, upon greeting Blitzo and Millie
- "Christ, you Holly's Wood assholes are pushy little pricks. I can't just give you keys to everybo- Well snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show..."
- ―Rolando to Blitzo in disguise
- "No, but you're getting close. Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more...disturbances than usual lately."
- ―Rolando, about the missing people
- "The kind that are killing my guests!"
- ―Rolando, complaining about the deaths
- "Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop."
- ―Rolando about the deaths
- "Oh, I just can’t tell you how glad I’ll be to be rid of them. Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind. They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I’m stuck with this."
- ―Rolando, telling them to clean up afterwards
- "Poor thing can’t even blink."
- ―Rolando, about Toledo the Igor
- "This isn’t a dream... this is your life! And it always will be."
- ―Rolando, as Blitzo sees an illusion of his mother burn
- "So-ho. Figured it out, have you? A bit out of your DEPTH, aren’t you, little ones?"
- ―Rolando, revealing his true form
- "You know my secret, I guess you gotta die like all the reeest! Oh, this is fun! *laughs*"
- ―Rolando, confronting Blitzo and Millie
- "No, thatta bitch!"
- ―Rolando, after Millie strikes him
- "*laughing* You call yourselves assassins! ...Eenie, meenie, miny… MO."
- ―Rolando, mocking them before possessing Blitzo
- "Welcome to the show, asshole. I hear this one’s a real titillator."
- ―Rolando, inside of Blitzo's mind
- "Looks like someone’s trying to ruin our good time. That was a nice heart to heart y'all had earlier. Be a shame if you went and ruined it like you always do."
- ―Rolando after Millie tries to wake Blitzo up
- "Oh the filthy little Wrathian wants to help! You can’t help anyone, you’re just the muscle, remember? It’s all you and your imp kind are good for, you said it yourself."
- ―Rolando, mocking Millie
- "I’m in his mind, bitch, I see everything. Every thought, every opinion, and boy- does he have some nasty shit to say about you."
- ―Rolando possessing Blitzo
- "Your level of insecurity is intoxicating. I can’t wait to see how you taste when you drive away the one person left who puts up with your bullshit."
- ―Rolando, talking to Blitzo inside his mind
- "He thinks you’re a brute! Too stupid to do anything but kill! You never should've left the farm! You’re nothing but a backwards, filthy, inbred, lowborn, fucking HICK!"
- ―Rolando insulting Millie while fighting her
- "Nobody cares about you or what you want, they’re too caught up in their own misery to even remember you exist."
- ―Rolando, pinned to the floor
- "You little ass plugs are done for. You’re dead, Bethany!"
- ―Rolando's last words before he is killed by Blitzo