Teacher's Song is the opening song of the episode "Murder Family" and is a flashback to when Mrs. Mayberry died.
Its instrumental is used during the episode's end credits.
Lyrics[]
Students: We love to do our homework
And we love our teacher, too!
Mrs. Mayberry: And when I throw out these fun questions,
You should know just what to do.
Students: Okay!
Mrs. Mayberry: Two plus six is —
Students: Eight!
Mrs. Mayberry: And good behavior —
Students: Great!
Mrs. Mayberry: And it's now that part of the class,
When we say the time of day and date.
Students: It's nine in the morning
On January 8th.
The sun is out smiling
And it's your husband's birthday.
La la la la la la la la la
Lalala la lalala la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Lalala la lalala la la la la la la
Trivia[]
- It is presumed this sequence takes place on January 8, 2020. However, Mrs. Mayberry never wrote the year on the blackboard leaving the precise date unknown.