This is a transcribed copy of iconic quotes by Tom Trench. Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the respective episodes.
Hazbin Hotel pilot[]
- "And I'm Tom Trench. Chaos out of pentagram city today as a turf war is raging on the west side. Between notable kingpin Sir Pentious and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse Cherri Bomb."
- ―Tom, at the beginning of the broadcast
- "And I'd sure like to nail her hotspot!"
- ―Tom, joking about "nailing" Cherri
- "The porn star?"
- ―Tom, about Angel Dust
- "Why won't anyone help me?!"
- ―Tom, screaming while he's on fire
Hazbin Hotel Season 1[]
"Overture"[]
- "No, what does that mean, Katie?"
- ―Tom, asking Killjoy about the upcoming Extermination in six months
"The Show Must Go On"[]
- "And I'm--"
- ―Tom, introducing himself right before getting interrupted by Katie Killjoy